Alistair Thorrington Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] As many of you know, Kim Jong-Il is the most charismatic man in North Korea. As an example of his charisma, he has won every election he has ever participated in. In fact, he is so charismatic, that no one has ever run against him, because they all know they will lose. Instead, they willingly flee to our gulag, to escape the shame and humiliation of defeat, replacing it instead with the shame and humiliation of back-breaking labour. But that's not all. During last year's North Korean Idol, just as Kim Jong-Il was about to get voted off, all of his opponents shot themselves, which definitely did not involve someone else shooting them. His charisma is inescapable, partly because escaping it is punishable by death. Indeed, Legacy has fallen for Kim Jong-Il's charm too, and begged us to sign a treaty with them. We grudgingly accepted. [center][img] http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd135/wappas/Flags%20and%20medals/Legacy_flg_blk2.png [/img][/center] [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaFlag.png[/img][/center] [quote][b]Preamble:[/b] Everyone loves NNK and wants to have a treaty with them. Legacy got their wish. [b]Friendship:[/b] Legacy must be nice to NNK under all circumstances, but NNK is not obliged to return the sentiment. On all NNK holidays and celebrations, Legacy must pay for accommodations and catering. Failure to do so will devolve into whining and complaining. [b]Non-Aggression:[/b] NNK and Legacy will not slap, wallop, smack, punch, mutilate, gore, dismember, behead or poke one another. Doing so will get the belligerent signatory grounded. [b]Intelligence:[/b] NNK agrees to share its intelligence with Legacy, because Legacy is obviously in need. Though if Legacy ever thinks of something smart, they may tell NNK as well. [b]Aid:[/b] If Legacy is bogged down by its extensive gambling debts, they may request aid from NNK, and if NNK just wants to build another grandiose palatial estate, they too may request aid from Legacy. [b]Optional Defense: [/b] Don't really need to elaborate, here. [b]Optional Aggression:[/b] Read above. [b]Cancellation: [/b] Should NNK become fed up with Legacy, they may request the treaty to be canceled, though 48 hour's notice must be given. We all know Legacy would never wish to jeopardize its relationship with such a powerful alliance as NNK, but we grant them the opportunity to cancel the treaty as well. [size="6"] [b]Signed for NNK:[/b][/size] [size="5"][b]Head of the Universe[/b][/size] [b]God:[/b] Kim Jong-Il [size="5"][b]Heads of State[/b][/size] [b]Stooge of the Interior:[/b] Gorchin [b]Stooge of Growth and Development:[/b] Alistair Thorrington [b]Stooge of the Exterior:[/b]Vesta [size="5"][b]Head of Government[/b][/size] [b]Backup Stooge (Regent):[/b] Pikachujc [size="5"][b]Government[/b][/size] [b]Dear Leader Dietitian (MoE):[/b] FlakeSe [b]Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD):[/b] Teh Squishy [b]Dear Leader Translator (MoFA):[/b] Pimpleman [b]Dear Leader Official Piss-On (MoIA):[/b] Britwarlord [size="6"][b]Signed for Legacy:[/b][/size] Sarmatian Empire, Lord Wappas, Regent[/quote] Yeah, someone is a little overrepresented... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Restoring old ties ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 (edited) o/ NNK I totally signed this and it wasn't signed for me. Sarm, bring cake Edited August 27, 2010 by Pikachujc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
der Rote Baron Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Can we have just one Legacy announcement without baked goods being discussed? For the love of FSM. o/ Legacy And the Nuts are cool too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flakese Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Good stuff o/Legacy o/NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanru Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 I feel honored to be allied to such great people like the NNK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted August 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='der Rote Baron' timestamp='1282933302' post='2432957'] Can we have just one Legacy announcement without baked goods being discussed? For the love of FSM. o/ Legacy And the Nuts are cool too. [/quote] Are you threatening Legacy? Because we now have the option to defend them, so you'd better watch yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 (edited) Uh oh, NNK becomes stronger yet again! o/ NKK o/ Legacy Edited August 27, 2010 by Fizzydog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted August 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1282936965' post='2433008'] Uh oh, NNK becomes stronger yet again! o/ NKK o/ Legacy [/quote] It's simply inevitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
septimoose Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Yay for treaties!!! o/ NNK o/ Legacy Have some pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 NNK...what's with this being a legit, non getting rolled alliance? the change is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted August 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='Infidel Israeli' timestamp='1282942844' post='2433087'] NNK...what's with this being a legit, non getting rolled alliance? the change is weird. [/quote] Getting rolled is overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flakese Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='Infidel Israeli' timestamp='1282942844' post='2433087'] NNK...what's with this being a legit, non getting rolled alliance? the change is weird. [/quote] There are enough rolls for everyone [img]http://whatscookingamerica.net/Bread/BreadPhotos/ButterRolls.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffron X Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Well, this is about to get interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
der Rote Baron Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 [quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1282936737' post='2433005'] Are you threatening Legacy? Because we now have the option to defend them, so you'd better watch yourself. [/quote] [center][img]http://www.danceliquid.com/images/AreYouThreateningMe.jpg[/img] Very perceptive of you![/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Fame Monster Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Congrats on the treaty. NNK, you guys always have entertaining declarations that I appreciate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamount Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 o yay o yay o yay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid33 Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 The world needs more announcements like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulypoo Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 NNK announcements are always fun to read. Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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