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JTKirk

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After many hours of skillful diplomatic maneuvering, and several long nights of drafting, re-drafting, finalizing, trading, taking back, erasing, starting over, getting totally hammered and putting off til the next day, we proudly present to the world...this:


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[size="6"][center][b]EUROPeAn Nerdz[/b][/center][/size]

[center][size="3"][b]Preamble:[/b][/size]
Europa and The Very Enthusiastic Nerdz, heretofore VEN, wishing to confirm their friendship and collective defense hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact.



[b][size="3"]Article I: Live Long And Prosper[/size][/b]
No member of either alliance shall ever commit an act of violence toward one another. The breaking of this provision by any signatory member will result in punishment as deemed fit determined by the magnitude of said “breakage.”



[size="3"][b]Article II: The Force is Strong In This One[/b][/size]
Both signatories agree to remain respectful to one other at all times in both public and private settings. Any disputes will be settled diplomatically via private channels.



[size="3"][b]Article III: Europa's A Moon, Right?[/b][/size]
Both signatories agree to share any and all information pertaining to the security and stability of each. All information passed between the two shall be kept confidential.



[size="3"][b]Article IV: All Your Base Could Belong To Us[/b][/size]
If either signatory is attacked the other signatory reserves the right to consider such action as a valid casus belli towards said attacker. This defense may come in an either monetary and/or military fashion.



[size="3"][b]Article V: Something, Something, Something, Darkside. Something, Something, Something, Complete.[/b][/size]
This treaty may be canceled at any time by either alliance. Should the need to cancel arise, the canceling alliance must give a 48 hour notice of their intent to cancel via private channels and a valid reason of why they have chosen this option. The treaty will remain in effect until the 48 hour period has elapsed.

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[b][u]Signed for VEN[/u][/b]
[i]JimRome[/i] - [b]Senator Stewie[/b]
[i]Browncoat[/i] - [b]Captain Zoe[/b]
[i]Patton[/i] - [b]Fleet Admiral Extraordinare[/b]
[i]JTKirk[/i] - [b]President Pro Tempore[/b]


[b][u]Signed for Europa[/u][/b]
[i]Ernesto Che Guevera[/i] - [b]Grand Ayatollah[/b]
[i]Rivertommy[/i] - [b]Strawberry Ayatollah[/b]
[i]Minister of Silly Walks[/i] - [b]Vanilla Ayatollah[/b]
[i]Deebo[/i] - [b]Mint Ayatollah[/b]

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Europa, you seem like a solid group. But in service of the crusade against treaty sprawl, I beg of you: no more treaties. By my count, you are now treatied to 17 different alliances; that's one treaty partner for every 1.7 members, and means that on average you've added one treaty partner per week since your DoE. No mas, good sirs, no mas.

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[quote name='Schad' timestamp='1282584385' post='2427880']
Europa, you seem like a solid group. But in service of the crusade against treaty sprawl, I beg of you: no more treaties. By my count, you are now treatied to 17 different alliances; that's one treaty partner for every 1.7 members, and means that on average you've added one treaty partner per week since your DoE. No mas, good sirs, no mas.
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We've got eleven individual treaties and PnL.

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[quote name='Angelking' timestamp='1282621624' post='2428751']
it did take us forever to get this finalized didn't it.....
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Yeah. It's really Deebo's fault. Kinda. Well, mine too, but still, we blame him for all misfortune at Europa. He's our little punching bag. Ain't he cute?

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