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A PPF declaration of war


Opethian

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We at the PPF see war as a foundation upon which beautiful, towering drama may be erected. When this fails to occur, the resulting war is inherently flawed, and its very existence and perpetuation are crimes against Bob. While such crimes are tragically common, they also tend to be on such a small scale as to be unnoticed or shirked off as unworthy a response.

However, the recent conflict between the NSO and Ragnarok, R&R, GoD, VE and EWE is both tragically undramatic AND on a large scale, making ignorance thereof nigh impossible. Those involved in this conflict have done nothing to render the already tiresome casus belli into anything but an excuse to attack for the sake of attacking; in short, the war is as boring as the foundation upon which it rests.

As such, we at the PPF hold the aggressors in this war (that is: those who first declared and made it into a topic at hand) as criminals against all of Bob. Their outright use of such a bland CB is matched only by the tedious way in which they have waged the resulting war. Because of this, the PPF feels it must take action.

The PPF hereby declares war upon the following alliances:

Ragnarok

R&R

Global Order of Darkness

Viridian Entente

The Empire of the New Evolution

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Let it also be known, that in an attempt to create drama where none exists, the PPF is also making this an open poaching recruitment thread for current members of the aforementioned alliances with which the PPF is engaged in open combat. Such poached recruits are encouraged to share any and all sensitive information they may be privy to regarding the ongoings of their respective alliances with both the PPF and the NSO*.

Also: until further notice all future members of the PPF are encouraged to engage in spying against said parties*.

*NOTE: This does NOT INCLUDE genuinely malicious behavior such as hacking, stalking, harassment, etc. Such behavior is unacceptable, and will not be tolerated by the PPF.

And so with that, the PPF does what we feel to be correct and just.

May the sharks have mercy upon us All,

Opethian

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[quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1281498382' post='2410663']
Can someone give you like three million so I can fight you?
[/quote]

3 millions isn't even a drop in the bucket that is my bill lock, sir. ;)

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I hereby support this thread and pledge full support to this little dude. He has the balls to do what NSO's allies WONT.

o/

LMAO, NSO Allies = Pathetic :smug:

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