Opethian Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://imagelinks.homestead.com/files/zzppf4war.jpg[/img][/center] We at the PPF see war as a foundation upon which beautiful, towering drama may be erected. When this fails to occur, the resulting war is inherently flawed, and its very existence and perpetuation are crimes against Bob. While such crimes are tragically common, they also tend to be on such a small scale as to be unnoticed or shirked off as unworthy a response. However, the recent conflict between the NSO and Ragnarok, R&R, GoD, VE and EWE is both tragically undramatic AND on a large scale, making ignorance thereof nigh impossible. Those involved in this conflict have done nothing to render the already tiresome casus belli into anything but an excuse to attack for the sake of attacking; in short, the war is as boring as the foundation upon which it rests. As such, we at the PPF hold the aggressors in this war (that is: those who first declared and made it into a topic at hand) as criminals against all of Bob. Their outright use of such a bland CB is matched only by the tedious way in which they have waged the resulting war. Because of this, the PPF feels it must take action. The PPF hereby declares war upon the following alliances: Ragnarok R&R Global Order of Darkness Viridian Entente The Empire of the New Evolution -------------------------------------------- Let it also be known, that in an attempt to create drama where none exists, the PPF is also making this an open poaching recruitment thread for current members of the aforementioned alliances with which the PPF is engaged in open combat. Such poached recruits are encouraged to share any and all sensitive information they may be privy to regarding the ongoings of their respective alliances with both the PPF and the NSO*. Also: until further notice all future members of the PPF are encouraged to engage in spying against said parties*. *NOTE: This does NOT INCLUDE genuinely malicious behavior such as hacking, stalking, harassment, etc. Such behavior is unacceptable, and will not be tolerated by the PPF. And so with that, the PPF does what we feel to be correct and just. May the sharks have mercy upon us All, Opethian Edited August 11, 2010 by Opethian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savethecheerleader Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 o/ PPF Your enemies surely tremble at this announcement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 o/ the PPF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NationRuler Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Ride on, brother. To war. o/ PPF Down with the ebil coalition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 I approve of this wonderful post. Always enjoyed PPF. Good hunting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Can someone give you like three million so I can fight you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadAnimal Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 The most respected alliance on CN has spoken. o/ Opethian, much respect for taking a stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord GVChamp Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 "Don't worry! The situation is under control." "Under control?! We just got declared on by Opethian, you dumbass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted August 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 [quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1281498382' post='2410663'] Can someone give you like three million so I can fight you? [/quote] 3 millions isn't even a drop in the bucket that is my bill lock, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Andrew Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 o/ PPF May your swiftly crush your enemies with your overwhelming unpaid bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEd Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 I hereby support this thread and pledge full support to this little dude. He has the balls to do what NSO's allies WONT. o/ LMAO, NSO Allies = Pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSoldier820 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 For years Opethian has been the Classiest and Sharkiest Man on Digiterra. Seeing him enter the battlefield has struck legitimate fear into my heart, God help us all. The sharks are coming and there is nothing that can stop them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb279 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 This is win. I congratulate you and your big balls PPF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killswitchengage Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 HAIL THE BILL LOCK o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDakota Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Yay more drama to behold. Have fun and good luck and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralOreo Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 About time somebody got our name right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoka the Great Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 [quote name='Opethian' timestamp='1281498457' post='2410668'] 3 millions isn't even a drop in the bucket that is my bill lock, sir. [/quote] For some reason I thought that got sorted out a long time ago. Pity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twodivine Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Welcome to the fight I guess, but seriously? How you going to fight if you got 0 infra and you're in anarchy already and unable to declare on anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 hail to the PPF may the evil forces of Superfriends tremble in fear of your awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 /me unconditionally surrenders to Opethian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 o/ PPF I could not imagine a more honorable foe. May the gods have mercy upon us, for the sharks will not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pd73bassman Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Finally the allies show their face Welcome to the fray guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 A very noble cause. All praise the sharks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Cristof Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 (edited) This stuff is getting real! Edited August 11, 2010 by Max Cristof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interstat Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 *shakes in fear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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