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#1 Kevlar

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:34 PM

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GARO Impresses Once Again
E-peens extend an additional 45’, gain two dice rolls


NEWSFLASH

With the introduction of sasquatch hormones into local water supplies, growth is at an all-time high in the Grand Association. Reproductive rates have skyrocketed, leading to an excessive production of disfigured mutant babies with what scientists are referring to as “retard strength”. Locals have expressed several concerns over the boom of mutant babies and the increased virility and excessive libidos:

“MY BONER HURTS” – Chris_Kaos Anonymous
“Get off my lawn, you hairy !@#$%^&*!” – Wootmeister aka ‘The Beak’
“So that’s where babies come from.” – Boyle

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In summation, GARO has obtained the following achievements:
  • 20 members
  • 500k NS
  • 2.0 Score
  • 150 Nukes
  • 26 CMs :ph34r:
  • 1 Sasquatch Posted Image

SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE

In a shocking political maneuver, Secretary General Kevlar and Deputy Secretary General Chris_Kaos announced the appointment of a new administrative official within the Grand Association:

Pirate Cap’n of the Seven Cyber Seas & Secretary of Pirate AffairsJacksonians!

When asked for a comment, the legendary Cap’n had only a few choice words for the community: “DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

For further contact information, please locate your nearest GARO Embassy:
GARO Forums
IRC: #GARO

-Kev

#2 commander thrawn

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:37 PM

o/ 26 CMs I am shaking :lol1:

#3 BlaZeAzZ

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:39 PM

o/ 26 CMs I am shaking :lol1:

laugh all you want.. but those CM's are modified. They do .000000000001 extra infra damage. :ph34r:

#4 Chris Kaos

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:40 PM

I am Chris_Kaos, and I approve this message.

#5 Kevlar

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:42 PM

o/ 26 CMs I am shaking :lol1:

We accept many forms of capitulation. Also cake.

-Kev

#6 HeroofTime55

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:44 PM

I approve of the construction of Denny's wherever possible.


Congratulations guys :)

#7 SoADarthCyfe6

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:44 PM

Congratz to GARO, apparently you old timers still put up some big numbers. Its like they say, the older you are the better are sexes you are :P

#8 Empress Elizabeth

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:52 PM

Congrats GARO, nice to see you all improving so quickly.

#9 fepereir

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:54 PM

Hail the old farts!

#10 Kittyquel

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:59 PM

congrats Kevlar! :wub:

#11 Fyfe XIV

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 08:27 PM

I find this announcement humorous ;)


Congrats guys

#12 Schattenmann

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:02 PM

Elsewhere . . .

Panic on the streets as Digiterran culture continues to plummet, the downfall now escalating with a strange braindrain across several established old guard alliances.

#13 D34th

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:38 PM

Congeratulations GARO! also put some nuclear warheads in those CMs :P

#14 bakamitai

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:39 PM

I support this spreading of fleas.

#15 New Frontier

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:51 PM

If there's one thing I hate, it's GARO.

#16 Free Quebec

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:03 PM

I am Chris_Kaos, and I approve this message.


Allo! Happy to see you can play =)

Edited by Free Quebec, 09 August 2010 - 10:05 PM.


#17 Hymenbreach

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Posted 10 August 2010 - 01:22 AM

What's a Denny's?

o/GARO
o/ overly specific cultural references

#18 Elorian

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Posted 10 August 2010 - 01:28 AM

We accept many forms of capitulation. Also cake.

-Kev


I always get yelled at when I stockpile CMs! <_<

*capitulates and offers cake*

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#19 Dementual

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Posted 10 August 2010 - 02:38 AM

How could anyone deny a cake that looks as delicious as that?

#20 Cataduanes

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Posted 10 August 2010 - 02:52 AM

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Let no one underestimate the power of the Sasquatch!

Edited by Cataduanes, 10 August 2010 - 02:52 AM.





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