GARO Impresses Once Again
E-peens extend an additional 45’, gain two dice rolls
NEWSFLASH
With the introduction of sasquatch hormones into local water supplies, growth is at an all-time high in the Grand Association. Reproductive rates have skyrocketed, leading to an excessive production of disfigured mutant babies with what scientists are referring to as “retard strength”. Locals have expressed several concerns over the boom of mutant babies and the increased virility and excessive libidos:
“MY BONER HURTS” –
“Get off my lawn, you hairy !@#$%^&*!” – Wootmeister aka ‘The Beak’
“So that’s where babies come from.” – Boyle
In summation, GARO has obtained the following achievements:
- 20 members
- 500k NS
- 2.0 Score
- 150 Nukes
- 26 CMs
- 1 Sasquatch
SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE
In a shocking political maneuver, Secretary General Kevlar and Deputy Secretary General Chris_Kaos announced the appointment of a new administrative official within the Grand Association:
Pirate Cap’n of the Seven Cyber Seas & Secretary of Pirate Affairs … Jacksonians!
When asked for a comment, the legendary Cap’n had only a few choice words for the community: “DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE”
For further contact information, please locate your nearest GARO Embassy:
GARO Forums
IRC: #GARO
-Kev
