JmanofAus Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 [center][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/j2870/GuruAnnouncement.png[/img][/center] Good Morning, fellow citizens of Bob. I stand before you today filled with joy. It was earlier brought to my attention by a rather excited young brewer that the new Guru Order Brewery has successfully produced its first batch of authentic Guru Beer. Never before has beer so magnificent flowed down the throats of my fellow Gurus! Today is a very proud day for us all, today is the day we rid ourselves of all those other, second-rate alcoholic beverages to replace them permanently with our own, magnificent, local concoction. I hereby invite you all, to join with us in celebration as we proudly down our Guru Beer. [center][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100716123512/cybernations/images/a/ad/Beer_of_the_Guru_Order.png[/img][/center] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/j2870/JmanofAus2.png[/IMG] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Waldie Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 ahhh yes beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 I don't see how this is really an annoncement but I guess congrats and don't crash into anything when driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaulamos Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 YAY! Let us all have a Guru Beer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmanofAus Posted July 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 [quote name='Itsuki Koizumi' date='17 July 2010 - 12:02 AM' timestamp='1279285341' post='2374384'] I don't see how this is really an annoncement but I guess congrats and don't crash into anything when driving. [/quote] It is an announcement in the way that it unveils the Guru Order's official alcoholic beverage to further demonstrate the development of the Order's culture and sense of identity . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coverzin Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 o/ To many more drunken days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REALPAL Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 wo-ho good beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millencolin Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Beer is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memoryproblems Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 [quote name='JmanofAus' date='16 July 2010 - 08:07 AM' timestamp='1279285605' post='2374388'] It is an announcement in the way that it unveils the Guru Order's official alcoholic beverage to further demonstrate the development of the Order's culture and sense of identity . [/quote] eh, i want back the time I spent reading this. (and the time I spent making this reply) but congrats on the beer, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyper Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 hmm... very nice... drink up guys... now get a keg in here to celebrate this feat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yevgeni Luchenkov Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Ready to be exported? We could try a few cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smontag Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 [quote name='Yevgeni Luchenkov' date='16 July 2010 - 06:48 AM' timestamp='1279291696' post='2374474'] Ready to be exported? We could try a few cases. [/quote] Sorry but ive been busy drinking all the beer but i know its available at #guruorder on IRC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 I approve of this announcement. [quote name='Millencolin' date='16 July 2010 - 08:41 AM' timestamp='1279287668' post='2374410'] Beer is good. [/quote] and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banannagram Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Send some over to RoK, will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divi Filius Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 This is just what happens when you hang out with Fark too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Thou are questioning beer? Isnt that a CB? Lookin' good, GO(also i second what Divi said) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotic Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Everyone knows that ragnarok makes the beat beer?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb279 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Wow...awesome!! Give me some (its ok...its legal for 15 year olds in some countries ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Someone trying to supplant Aquahol as the official Aqua beverage of choice? This wont end well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmanofAus Posted July 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 [quote name='banannagram' date='17 July 2010 - 05:56 AM' timestamp='1279306600' post='2374829'] Send some over to RoK, will you? [/quote] Our last shipment of Guru Beer headed for RoK was raided by Fark. We'll try to secure another shipment for you guys shortly. [quote name='Divi Filius' date='17 July 2010 - 06:28 AM' timestamp='1279308500' post='2374863'] This is just what happens when you hang out with Fark too much. [/quote] We're not complaining! [quote name='Caleb279' date='17 July 2010 - 10:14 AM' timestamp='1279322033' post='2375150'] Wow...awesome!! Give me some (its ok...its legal for 15 year olds in some countries ) [/quote] Most definitely, it's unheard of that any Guru Child hasn't at least tasted the great Guru Beer. [quote name='Kevin McDonald' date='17 July 2010 - 11:25 AM' timestamp='1279326321' post='2375242'] Someone trying to supplant Aquahol as the official Aqua beverage of choice? This wont end well... [/quote] Aquahol is weak and pissy, Guru Beer is strong and magnificently tasty. The good people of Aqua will make the right decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak324 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 wow, no FARK members responded to the thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchieland Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 In the Words of the "Most Interesting Man in the World" Stay Thirsty my Friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler with Plan X Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Ours is [s]better[/s] best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb279 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 [quote name='JmanofAus' date='16 July 2010 - 05:56 PM' timestamp='1279328160' post='2375269'] Most definitely, it's unheard of that any Guru Child hasn't at least tasted the great Guru Beer. [/quote] Wonderfulness. I enjoy the GO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bob the Glorious Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 [quote name='streak324' date='16 July 2010 - 09:19 PM' timestamp='1279329576' post='2375296'] wow, no FARK members responded to the thread? [/quote] A travesty! Guru Order has long been one of Farkistan's closest alliances. We've shared a love for beer and all the joy it brings for longer than I can remember. Once a protectorate and then an ally, they are now considered a partner. Congratulation Guru on your own brand of beer. Send us over a case and we will return the favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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