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Extending warm and sexy friendship between The Righteous and Powerful Society and Sanitarium :wub:

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[center][size="6"]Its Getting Hot In Here[/size]
[i]An Optional Defense and Optional Aggression Pact[/i][/center]

[b][u]I. Foreplay[/u][/b]
This treaty shall serve to promote the common interests and friendship between its signatories, Sanitarium and The Righteous and Powerful Society.

[b][u]II. Respect each others personal space.[/u][/b]
The signatories shall remain soveriegn entities and in no way does this treaty impede such sovereignty, nor shall either signatory attempt to use this treaty to limit the sovereignty of the other.

[b][u]III. Neither one of us is Chris Brown.[/u][/b]
The signatories pledge to peaceful relations with one another. Neither signatory shall commit acts of hostility, including but not limited to espionage, military aggression, or verbal abuse against the other signatory.

[b][u]IV. Knowing Intimate Secrets[/u][/b]
Should either signatory receive intelligence that is relevant to the security of the other, they shall share such information without hesitation unless other treaties implications stand in the way.

[b][u]V. Watch the Back-Door[/u][/b]
Should either signatory fall under attack, the other signatory is highly encouraged but in no way required to come to their assistance militarily, financially, or diplomatically.

[b][u]VI. Save water, shower with a friend.[/u][/b]
Should either signatory wish to engage in an aggressive military operation, they may request the assistance of the other signatory, however the other signatory is in no way required to provide assistance.

[b][u]VII. Breaking Up[/u][/b]
Should either signatory decide that this agreement no longer represents the best interests of their respective alliance, they may cancel this pact. In such event, notice must be provided to the other signatory in private, after which a seventy-two hour period will pass during which all articles of this agreement shall remain in effect.

Alternatively, should either signatory violate any article of this agreement, it will be immediately terminated and considered null and void.

♥Signed for Sanitarium♥
memoryproblems, [i]Premier[/i]
ryankliber, [i]Minister of Internal Affairs[/i]
Medix, [i]Minister of War[/i]
Mark William Tide, [i]Councilor[/i]

♥Signed for TRaPS♥
LittleRena - Grand Princess[/quote]

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This treaty is so attractive I almost need to take off my clothes.

On second thought, that could be a bad idea. Glad to have this finalized, and I'm looking forward to a prosperous future between our two alliances, particularly since neither one of us is Chris Brown.

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[quote name='LittleRena' date='06 July 2010 - 08:04 AM' timestamp='1278363828' post='2360479']
I. Foreplay
This treaty shall serve to promote the common interests and friendship between its signatories, Sanitarium and [alliance].
[/quote]
Might want to change that bit. :P

But congrats guys, nice to see Sanitarium extending its diplomatic ties.

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[quote name='WorldConqueror' date='05 July 2010 - 04:07 PM' timestamp='1278364035' post='2360482']
Might want to change that bit. :P

But congrats guys, nice to see Sanitarium extending its diplomatic ties.
[/quote]

I'm always finding new ways to make myself look bad, I should learn to proof-read more.

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I like all in Sanitarium are super happy about this treaty. Had to be the quickest vote I've ever seen. And i hope we can remain friends and im with memoryproblems i read that and i thought hard about taking my clothes off. But instead i just watched the song by nelly about it ;) lol.

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[quote name='memoryproblems' date='05 July 2010 - 02:06 PM' timestamp='1278363976' post='2360481']
I'm looking forward to a prosperous future between our two alliances, particularly since neither one of us is Chris Brown.
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Praise Justitia for that.

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