TOLWYN Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 [center][IMG]http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy165/TOLWYN/WARFLAG.png[/IMG][/center] [center](THIS IS OUR WAR FLAG)[/center] FOR THEIR UNPROVOKED ATTACKS UPON THE DARK LORDS, WE HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON THE FACEPUNCH ALLIANCE. HOWEVER, THIS WAR IS NOT ONE OF THE FRONTS OF THE BLACK CIVIL WAR AS THEY ARE A MULTI COLOURED ALLIANCE. HERE ARE OUR TERMS OF SURRENDER FOR THE FACEPUNCH ALLIANCE: 1. 6 MILLION DOLLARS AND 100 TECH PAID TO EACH MEMBER OF THE DARK LORDS 2. DECLARATION OF PEACE BETWEEN OUR WARRING NATIONS 3. THE FACEPUNCH ALLIANCE MUST MOVE TO THE BLACK TEAM 4. ALL FACEPUNCH ALLIANCE NATIONS AT WAR WITH US MUST SWITCH THEIR ALLIANCE AFFILIATION TO "DARK LORD POW" WE AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Nakara Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 ALSO THE DARK LORDS HAVE BROKEN THE 100K MILESTONE, THAT IS ALL!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 "I'm still waiting for your move to Pink Team, Tolwyn..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 OMG WAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 *facepalm* atl- I mean ATLEAST YOU SEEM TO BE ENJOYING YOURSELF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 If my Facepunchian friends need help, give me a ring on IRC and I will see what I can lobby for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlkAK47_002 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 All aboard the fail boat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 [quote name='BlkAK47002' date='30 June 2010 - 04:00 PM' timestamp='1277928040' post='2355523'] All aboard the fail boat!!! [/quote] I think you forgot something [img]http://blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/failboat.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOLWYN Posted June 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 ALSO, BE WARNED ALLIES OF FPA (FACE PUNCH "ALLIANCE"). IF FPA ACTIVATES THEIR TREATY WEB, THEIR WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES TO BE MADE AGAINST THESE ALLIES OF FPA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexomega Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) [quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 02:52 PM' timestamp='1277927542' post='2355509']3. THE FACEPUNCH ALLIANCE MUST MOVE TO THE BLACK TEAM 4. ALL FACEPUNCH ALLIANCE NATIONS AT WAR WITH US MUST SWITCH THEIR ALLIANCE AFFILIATION TO "DARK LORD POW"[/quote] Doesn't point A, appear to contradict point B and vice versa? IN ANY CASE, HOW LONG ARE PEOPLE GOING TO HUMOR THIS GUY? Edited June 30, 2010 by Dexomega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 [quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 09:02 PM' timestamp='1277928145' post='2355527'] ALSO, BE WARNED ALLIES OF FPA (FACE PUNCH "ALLIANCE"). IF FPA ACTIVATES THEIR TREATY WEB, THEIR WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES TO BE MADE AGAINST THESE ALLIES OF FPA. [/quote] "Could you please expand on what these 'severe consequences' are. I'm certain there are many people here who wish to know more about them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcalkin Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'm activating our non-existent mutual insult treaty with facepunch to call you a !@#$@#$ retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FearUnited Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 lmao, this is going to be amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shermanaslovakia Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 HILARITY ENSUES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 LET THEDARKLORDS CALL THIS VICTORY THE FIRST OF MANY. [quote name='mrcalkin' date='30 June 2010 - 03:04 PM' timestamp='1277928245' post='2355532'] I'm activating our non-existent mutual insult treaty with facepunch to call you a !@#$@#$ retard [/quote] That wasnt needed, at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendoftheSkies Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 I couped TOLWYN one minute before this DoW: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=88344 It is therefore invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 [quote name='TOLWYN' date='30 June 2010 - 06:02 PM' timestamp='1277928145' post='2355527'] ALSO, BE WARNED ALLIES OF FPA (FACE PUNCH "ALLIANCE"). IF FPA ACTIVATES THEIR TREATY WEB, THEIR WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES TO BE MADE AGAINST THESE ALLIES OF FPA. [/quote] GOONS YOU ARE DOOMED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 2:52 = Teh new update? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayshade Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 [quote name='LegendoftheSkies' date='30 June 2010 - 04:07 PM' timestamp='1277928434' post='2355545'] I couped TOLWYN one minute before this DoW: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=88344 It is therefore invalid. [/quote] The coup is invalid therefore your post is invalid. COUPS ARE BANNED IN THE DARK LORDS ALLIANCE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 [quote name='Dayshade' date='30 June 2010 - 04:10 PM' timestamp='1277928628' post='2355557'] The coup is invalid therefore your post is invalid. COUPS ARE BANNED IN THE DARK LORDS ALLIANCE!! [/quote] coup is valid! [img]http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cat_pushing_watermelon_argument_invalid.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayshade Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) [quote name='xenon' date='30 June 2010 - 04:11 PM' timestamp='1277928690' post='2355562'] coup is valid! [img]http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cat_pushing_watermelon_argument_invalid.jpg[/img] [/quote] Coup is invalid! TOLWYN says so!! [img]http://schools.woboe.org/Schools/EMS/TeamPages/EMSEnrichment/TFavetta/Images1/argument%20is%20invalid.jpg[/img] Edited June 30, 2010 by Dayshade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 [quote name='Dayshade' date='30 June 2010 - 04:17 PM' timestamp='1277929005' post='2355575'] Coup is invalid! TOLWYN says so!! [img]http://schools.woboe.org/Schools/EMS/TeamPages/EMSEnrichment/TFavetta/Images1/argument%20is%20invalid.jpg[/img] [/quote] YOUR EDIT IS INVALID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayshade Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) [quote name='xenon' date='30 June 2010 - 04:26 PM' timestamp='1277929597' post='2355601'] YOUR EDIT IS INVALID [/quote] YOU'RE INVALID. Edit: Lol. Edited June 30, 2010 by Dayshade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 As Member Emeritus of GOONS, I am empowered to issue the following response to the situation involving our protectorate, the Face[s]palm[/s]punch Alliance: [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/33ws2vc.jpg[/img] Thank you, that is all for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 [quote name='Lamuella' date='30 June 2010 - 04:30 PM' timestamp='1277929793' post='2355607'] As Member Emeritus of GOONS, I am empowered to issue the following response to the situation involving our protectorate, the Face[s]palm[/s]punch Alliance: [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/33ws2vc.jpg[/img] Thank you, that is all for now. [/quote] LOL I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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