Jorost Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 [center][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100429225508/cybernations/images/3/31/Europaflag1.png[/img] [img]http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss9/Invicta_Alliance/invicta1small.png[/img][/center] [center][b][size=7]Europa and Regnum Invictorum Expand Relations (Not in THAT Way)[/size][/b][/center] You people have sick minds! Not EVERYTHING has to be about... you know. [quote][center][b][size=6]The SPEED Treaty[/size][/b][/center] [b]Preamble:[/b] Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a war on your ally. Your ally is requesting your help. What do you do? What do you do? This treaty outlines the actions to be taken should Regnum Invictorum (henceforth Invicta) or Europa find themselves under attack. This treaty is an optional defense pact, brah. [b]Article One- Peace:[/b] Invicta and Europa agree not to place bombs on one-another's buses. We understand that at times, ones pension can be screwed up, and bombing civilians seems like the only way out. However, we agree this is not the proper way to do so. [b]Article Two- Intel:[/b] If either signatory recieves word on the whereabouts of a bus seemingly ready to explode, they will inform the other, and call Jack and Harry to remedy the situation. [b]Article Three- Monetary Assistance:[/b] If either signatory needs money, the other could probably send some over. It isn't really mandatory. What a boring clause. [b]Article Four- Military Assistance:[/b] Ok, Jack, this is it. Don't get dead. In the event of a hostage taking at the airport, the uninvolved signatory is hereby authorized, but not required, to shoot the hostage in an effort to free the victim alliance. Basically, defense is not mandatory, but is viewed as "A cool move, brahamster". [b]Artlce Five- Cancellation:[/b] In the event that either signatory wants off the bus, they must first alert the other party involved. There will be a 72 hour waiting period, at which point this treaty is null and void. If anybody tries to get off the bus before the 72 hours, it'll blow. [i]Signed for Europa:[/i] Minister of Silly Walks, Grand Ayatollah Kongo Jack(Deebo), Mint Ayatollah Ernesto Che Guevara(Chax), Strawberry Ayatollah Vielwerth, Vanilla Ayatollah [i]Signed for Regnum Invictorum:[/i] Jorost, Lord Protector Learz, Lord Lieutenant Dan2680, Minister of Foreign Affairs Sir Glen, Chancellor of the Exchequer and Air Chief Marshal[/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiLockpicker Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Congrats on your new relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confusion Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 (edited) Congratz to both my friends/allies at Europa and Invicta. o/ Invicta Europa Edited June 9, 2010 by Confusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Invicta and Europa are making babies? I don't understand! Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dev0win Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Congrats guys =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpectreTehDestroyer Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 This is good to see. Congrats gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Glad this is done. We really love and respect our allies at Invicta. o/ Invicta o/ Europa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learz Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 A treaty I can get behind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I like what I'm seeing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Congrats guys to both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 That's one fine treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotillion Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 When I saw the title of the treaty I was hoping that it'd be drug themed, but it wasn't. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Congratulations and wotnot. Now, Invicta, change your name back. This one is #$@%&@ mouth&*#^@. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Ah, there it is. Good to get [i]this[/i] ODP announced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadeslayers09 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 two great alliances coming together, wonderful to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 [quote name='Haflinger' date='09 June 2010 - 05:04 PM' timestamp='1276056230' post='2329678'] Ah, there it is. Good to get [i]this[/i] ODP announced. [/quote] You know, I think I can just about see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoka the Great Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 [quote]In the event of a hostage taking at the airport, the uninvolved signatory is hereby authorized, but not required, to shoot the hostage....[/quote] I think you meant 'captor' or perhaps 'hostage-taker'. If not, this treaty takes on a very different, hilariously unintended, meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexomega Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 [quote name='Canik' date='08 June 2010 - 08:40 PM' timestamp='1276047598' post='2329463'] Invicta and Europa are making babies? I don't understand! Congrats! [/quote] [img]http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/Head-explodes-big-761159.jpg[/img] On another note, good show you two. I hope you guys have a long and fruitful relationship stealing each other's money. o/ Invicta o/ Europa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusitan Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 [quote name='Ashoka the Great' date='09 June 2010 - 07:51 AM' timestamp='1276066277' post='2329916'] I think you meant 'captor' or perhaps 'hostage-taker'. If not, this treaty takes on a very different, hilariously unintended, meaning. [/quote] Probably the only way bandwaggoning is treaty sanctioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 [quote name='Ashoka the Great' date='09 June 2010 - 02:51 AM' timestamp='1276066277' post='2329916'] I think you meant 'captor' or perhaps 'hostage-taker'. If not, this treaty takes on a very different, hilariously unintended, meaning. [/quote] Sometimes you've just got to shoot the hostage. [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100124234055/24/images/e/e5/Jack_Bauer_Season_5.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 [img]http://www.hji.co.uk/blogs/pictures/Keanu-Reeves.jpg[/img] Officer Jack Traven approves of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randleman Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Alright brah! Lets grab some brewskies and brah the town up! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kochers Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Congrats to our allies in Europa You got some good allies there Invicta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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