salithus Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [i]Upon a time, they congregated. There were frogs from everywhere, all ceremoniously going about their God-given duties in life. The first of such was a brave warrior, decorated from head to toe, hilt to tip, in spoils of victory, from battles fought and won in every campaign. This warrior told all those that opposed to[/i] [b]GET OUT.[/b] [img]http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa157/flipsigs/froggo.jpg[/img] [i]Alongside this warlike frog was a much more diplomatic frog. Though a decorated military veteran as well, this fine fellow frog fought far from the field, furrowing his visage while deliberating on a delicate course of destruction to lead him to a destiny of victory. With the ultimate goal of forcing the enemy to[/i] [b]GET OUT[/b] [i]he would carefully draw his battle plans.[/i] [img]http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa157/flipsigs/charlesdefrog.jpg[/img] [i]There was a third frog, from a different group, as well. This frog was a showboat, a behemoth of manly physique. Under his oiled, rippled chest, was a heart of cold killing power. This inner evil was never shown, but the other frogs saw it in his eyes. When he bellowed his[/i] [b]GET OUT[/b] [i]at a competition, one could see the fire behind those gazing orbs. He was perfect.[/i] [img]http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa157/flipsigs/bonofrog.jpg[/img] [i]The frogs eventually met. They came to like each other, to understand the feelings beneath the shells. They understood that they were in the same boat; on the same lily pad, so to speak. At one point, they began discussing the ramifications of a treaty, and what they could do. From it, came debate, though cordial. They shared a common interest in life, common friends, and knew that they would be best served together. The question was how.[/i] [img]http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa157/flipsigs/fresidents.jpg[/img] [i]After several seconds of heated debate, and the exchange of a mutual[/i] [b]GET OUT[/b],[i] they moved on and wrote the following, signing it as well:[/i] [quote][center][IMG]http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa157/flipsigs/goonsgod.png[/img][/center] [size=10pt][b]The Black Jesus Treaty[/b] [i]GOONS-GOD MDoAP[/i] [b]Article I. Sovereignty[/b] Both signatories shall retain their sovereignty and shall not take any action, directly or indirectly, that would threaten the sovereignty of the other signatory. [b]Article II. Non-aggression[/b] Both signatories pledge to refrain from any attacks upon the other, be it directly or indirectly. Both signatories shall not condone any acts of aggression toward the other nor use sanctions upon the other. Both signatories also pledge that diplomacy shall be the first action taken in any incident. [b]Article III. Mutual Defense[/b] An act of war upon one signatory is to be considered an act of war upon the other and will be responded to with all available force. [b]Article IV. Optional Aggression[/b] If a signatory wishes to pursue a offensive war and a request for assistance has been sent to the other signatory, then the respective signatory is encouraged but not obligated to provide assistance in any way they can, the manner of the assistance to be provided dependent on the request but not limited to military and/or financial assistance. In such cases of an offensive war, the signatories shall share all information pertinent to said war. [b]Article V. Civility[/b] Both signatories and its respective members shall remain civil to the other in any public area and any disagreements shall be solved through private channels. [b]Article VI. Communication[/b] Both signatories shall remain in constant communication, either through forums or other forms of contact. [b]Article VII. Espionage[/b] Neither signatory shall engage in any acts of espionage or conduct any acts malicious in nature toward the other signatory, including but not limited to condoning acts of aggression upon the other and aiding an enemy. If any information is found that concerns either signatory, the other shall provide said information immediately and without delays. If either signatory is found in violation of either condition, it is considered grounds for immediate termination. [b]Article VIII. Termination[/b] If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this treaty for any reason, they must inform the other 72 hours in advance where the treaty shall still remain active until the closure of aforementioned period. [b]Article IX.[/b] TRASH CAN (still) sucks. [b]Article X.[/b] FEAR is hereby dubbed TRASH CAN II. [b]Signed for the Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism[/b], Sardonic, Pilot lazerc, CoPilot nippy, Secretariat salithus, Strategos Broazt, Council Ktarthan, Council Tristesse, Council lamuella, Emeritus Bloodjewel, Emeritus Hidraca, Resident Jew [b]Signed for the Global Order of Darkness[/b], Xiphosis, Dark Lord Big_Z, Lord of Diplomacy[/size][/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biazt Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [center][img]http://www.kburgessjr.com/images/GoonFrogAndGrenadeFlag.jpg[/img] Canik, you're next. [b]GET OUT[/b][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/11buotk.jpg[/IMG] Congratu-GET OUT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [img]http://thecastlehall.com/boards/Smileys/kickass/frogsiren.gif[/img] Nice treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 One more time~ [img]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/MAR-Peeves/Smilies/unce.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Congrats on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 About time. Glad to see this done. [img]http://duckbar.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/c7/c7753206d1694385891120f577ab902b4052c1e5.jpg[/img] Sup FEAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinite citadel Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 This is an awesome treaty, two of my favorite alliances [img]http://thecastlehall.com/boards/Smileys/kickass/frogcool.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leet Guy Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 This is pretty cool guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Heh Xiphosis, I told you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Europa members are hereby ordered to shut their mouths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedRebelDB47 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Congratulations to our friends at GOONS! We have had a great relationship, and I hope you find the same for yourselves in GOD. We've had some rocky relations with GOD in the past, but I think we've both grown to realize our similarities over time; I hope we'll get to know you better as well as a result of this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [i]Me no likes[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salithus Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' date='06 May 2010 - 11:00 PM' timestamp='1273201241' post='2289678'] Europa members are hereby ordered to [b]GET OUT[/b]. [/quote] Fixed that for you. Also, I'm going to marry Mixoux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 And so they... ascend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [quote name='Mixoux' date='06 May 2010 - 10:55 PM' timestamp='1273200884' post='2289668'] Sup FEAR.[/quote] [color="#0000FF"]So, I take it GOD has decided to join GOONS in needlessly harassing FEAR? Well, I suppose you fellows need someone to take your inferiority complexes out on.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penkala Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [quote name='Mixoux' date='06 May 2010 - 10:55 PM' timestamp='1273200884' post='2289668'] About time. Glad to see this done. [img]http://duckbar.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/c7/c7753206d1694385891120f577ab902b4052c1e5.jpg[/img] Sup FEAR. [/quote] You're two days late on this one. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Congrats guys and what Twisted said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salithus Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [23:03:39] <Xiphosis[GOD]> so [23:03:40] <Xiphosis[GOD]> we made an oops lol [23:03:43] <Xiphosis[GOD]> there's no chaining clause in it [23:03:52] <Xiphosis[GOD]> We can either leave it implied or add it, I don't really care which [23:03:53] <salithus> addendum [23:03:55] <Biazt[GOONS]> snap [23:03:56] <salithus> we don't chain [23:03:58] <salithus> do you agree? [23:04:00] <@lazerc> ok we won't chain [23:04:06] <Xiphosis[GOD]> yes [23:04:09] <Biazt[GOONS]> ok done [23:04:09] <salithus> signed [23:04:10] <@lazerc> unless it suits political purposes [23:04:13] <Biazt[GOONS]> signesd [23:04:14] <Biazt[GOONS]> signed [23:04:21] <Xiphosis[GOD]> [I promised VE I wasn't signing them up to GOONS and we're perma-MADP'd to them so] [23:04:25] <Xiphosis[GOD]> yeah perma <.< [23:04:30] <Xiphosis[GOD]> no cancel clause :3 [23:04:31] <@lazerc> at which point i will be sure to weasel my way into a war if you ask [23:04:47] <salithus> posting this convo [23:04:59] <Xiphosis[GOD]> Lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Glad to see this signed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3nowned Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Pretty much what RV said... Really? GOONS... GOD... really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 when can we expect the NpO-GOD MADP to recreate the UJW experience furthermore MK-PC-\m/-GOONS-Umbrella MADP, quote if down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [quote name='salithus' date='07 May 2010 - 01:09 AM' timestamp='1273201763' post='2289694'] [23:04:25] <Xiphosis[GOD]> yeah perma <.< [23:04:30] <Xiphosis[GOD]> no cancel clause :3 [/quote] This is really a problem, treaties without cancellations clauses never can be canceled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptGodzilla Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [quote name='Rebel Virginia' date='06 May 2010 - 10:06 PM' timestamp='1273201577' post='2289687'] [color="#0000ff"]So, I take it GOD has decided to join GOONS in needlessly harassing FEAR? Well, I suppose you fellows need someone to take your inferiority complexes out on.[/color] [/quote] [b]your allies in GOD[/b] have been harassing FEAR way before GOONS started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 [quote name='Mixoux' date='06 May 2010 - 06:55 PM' timestamp='1273200884' post='2289668'] About time. Glad to see this done. [img]http://duckbar.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/c7/c7753206d1694385891120f577ab902b4052c1e5.jpg[/img] Sup FEAR. [/quote] Hahaha, oh my god. That's so wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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