Mr Rosenberger Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 (edited) [size="5"]...One day [/size]Rosenator was looking for a pet. He decided on getting a kitty. He picked out the cutest kitty he could find and asked the store owner how much it was... [b] Store Owner:[/b] "500 dollars" [b]Rosenator:[/b] "You gotta be kidding me" [b]Store Owner:[/b] "Nope" [b]Rosenator:[/b] "Can you hold onto it for a few days so I can get the money together?" [b]Store Owner:[/b] "Sure" So Rosen asked around for some money. He managed to get $450 together. He saw Nord walking down the street as he was on his way home. [b]Rosenator:[/b] "NORD!! how have you been buddy?" [b]Nord:[/b] "Awesome, good to see you man. Whats up?" [b]Rosenator:[/b] "I'm trying to get a kitty, but I'm fifty bucks short. I'm trying to come up with the money" [b]Nord:[/b] "I have fifty bucks extra." [b]Rosenator:[/b] "Could you lend it to me? I swear I'll pay it back and you can see the kitty whenever you want" [b]Nord:[/b] "Anything for you buddy" [b]Rosenator:[/b] "I'll show you a pic after I get her" And thus this treaty was born [quote] [center][img]http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz293/Paragoncn/wparagonflag-1.jpg[/img] [img]http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz293/Paragoncn/WFF_flag-1.png[/img][/center] [center][size="4"][b]The Sexy Kitten Accords[/b][/size][/center] [b]Preamble[/b]: This treaty puts on paper the Friendship, Sexiness and Love of Kitties that Paragon and the World Freedom Federation share. [b]Article I: Peace[/b] Neither signatory will engage in any acts of warfare against the other. This includes declaring war, spying or aiding in any way an enemy of the other. [b]Article II: Friendship[/b] Members of both signatory alliances will treat each other with respect in both public and private channels of communication. They will also frequently share pictures of kitties. [b]Article III: Sexiness[/b] Both Signatories should know that Rosenator of Paragon and Tonder of WFF are Sexy, and should be praised for their sexiness on a daily basis. [b]Article IV: Intelligence[/b] Both signatories will inform the other signatory should information concerning the other signatory be made known. Or, if either receives a cute kitty picture or steamy sexy picture they will share it with the other immediately [b]Article V: Aid[/b] Either signatory may request financial and/or diplomatic aid of the other signatory. This is not compulsory, however, it is highly encouraged. [b]Article VI: Cancellation[/b] If either signatory wishes to cancel this treaty they must notify the other forty-eight hours in advance. This treaty remains active for this time period. [center][img]http://www1.sulekha.com/mstore/kookieswill/albums/default/cute-kitten-laughing.jpg[/img][/center] [b]Signed for the World Freedom Federation:[/b] Nord Belka Skymarshal Chazz Deputy Skymarshal Merdesa Deputy Skymarshal All Federal officers and Federal Citizens [b]Signed for Paragon:[/b] [i] Patriarch of Communication, Rosenator Patriarch of Foreign Affairs, R3nowned Patriarch of Education, Tigersgo09 Patriarch of Defense, Asmodeus[/i] [/quote] In Honesty, WFF and Paragon have grown close together and get closer as the days pass. It wouldn't be right to live through Planet Bob without something binding us together....it just wouldn't be right. [center][img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NHG5J2QAL.jpg[/img][/center] Edited April 10, 2010 by Mr Rosenberger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dakotans Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Congratulations to these fine alliances. I think this treaty is only the beginning of a long future together. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castles Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 These are two alliances that I enjoy very much. Great people and wonderful alliances. o/WFF o/Paragon Great to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 (edited) I look forward to a long lasting friendship. Ties like this and also selfless courage are unfortunately a rarity on bob. Also, I once had a kitten and it was allergic to peanut butter... o/ Paragon o/ WFF Edited April 10, 2010 by Nord Belka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Does not include Kittiquel, so it does not have a sexy kitten involved. Hails anyway o/WFF o/Paragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merdesa Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Look at that one kitten on the left, he's way too cool to look at the camera; he's got his bad boy James Dean look going on. Anyways, this is good stuff with some nice people to be friends with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skable Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 (edited) Congratz (again) o/ WFF o/ Paragon [quote name='Mr Rosenberger' date='10 April 2010 - 05:52 AM' timestamp='1270878740' post='2255237'] [size="5"]...One day [/size]Rosenator was looking for a pet. He decided on getting a kitty. He picked out the cutest kitty he could find and asked the store owner how much it was... [b] Store Owner:[/b] "500 dollars" [b]Rosenator:[/b] "You gotta be kidding me" [b]Store Owner:[/b] "Nope" [b]Rosenator:[/b] "Can you hold onto it for a few days so I can get the money together?" [b]Store Owner:[/b] "Sure" So Rosen asked around for some money. He managed to get $450 together. He saw Nord walking down the street as he was on his way home. [b]Rosenator:[/b] "NORD!! how have you been buddy?" [b]Nord:[/b] "Awesome, good to see you man. Whats up?" [b]Rosenator:[/b] "I'm trying to get a kitty, but I'm fifty bucks short. I'm trying to come up with the money" [b]Nord:[/b] "I have fifty bucks extra." [b]Rosenator:[/b] "Could you lend it to me? I swear I'll pay it back and you can see the kitty whenever you want" [b]Nord:[/b] "Anything for you buddy" [b]Rosenator:[/b] "I'll show you a pic after I get her" And thus this treaty was born [/quote] That's how all treaties should be born Edited April 10, 2010 by Skable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GearHead Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Very nice, Paragon. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeScepter Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Congratulations on the treaty folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rosenberger Posted April 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Thank you all for your nice comments, I would have added more kitten pictures but I'm not much of a cat fan....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 [quote name='Mr Rosenberger' date='10 April 2010 - 12:14 AM' timestamp='1270883628' post='2255282'] Thank you all for your nice comments, I would have added more kitten pictures but [b]I'm not much of a cat fan[/b]....... [/quote] SILENCE!! I KEEL J00!! JK, Rosen. Congrats on the treaty with WFF. I don't know much of them other than the fact that they're pretty epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantanX Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 i was thinking of cat woman but i get this little cute cat instead Congrats to both of WFF and Paragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rosenberger Posted April 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 [quote name='gantanX' date='10 April 2010 - 04:40 AM' timestamp='1270885199' post='2255291'] i was thinking of cat woman but i get this little cute cat instead Congrats to both of WFF and Paragon [/quote] OP edited..........not "cat woman" per se. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3nowned Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 (edited) Come here WFF. Come get your hug... hehe o/ WFF o/ Paragon Edit: also, sexy picture is sexy. Edited April 10, 2010 by R3nowned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlinus Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Congratulations on the Treaty! May all your kitties be sexy! o/WFF o/Paragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mankiller Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 It's good to see our friends at WFF making more friends. o/ WFF o/ Paragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 The title of this thread scared me off for about 30 seconds. Congrats on your treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usmcdude2599 Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 o/ Paragon o/ WFF its great to be friends with you, Paragon! ALSO! I have three kitties. A fat one, a stupied one, and an ABSOLUTE EVIL one! Jus sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpectreTehDestroyer Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Congrats on that treaty there. But I have to say our kittens here at STA are more sexier and have more ferocity about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedaye DaGeordie Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 I see a bright future for WFF and all who are friends with them, as such I congratulate Paragon on a wise choice. I will raise a glass but that's not uncommon for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melutar Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 [quote name='Uralica' date='10 April 2010 - 03:26 AM' timestamp='1270884398' post='2255287'] I don't know much of them other than the fact that they're pretty epic. [/quote] Heh, thanks! o/ Paragon o/ Us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwball Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Kittens make everything awesome. o/ kittens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Congrats to WFF, good to see my children growing up. I just find it funny how Nord and Chazz haven't come on to see this and say something about it yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 [center]To answer your question this is what you get [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Catwoman-ninelives-tpb.jpg[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 The last picture made this post worthwhile. Congrats on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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