Ikaru Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 [center]As per The Order of Light's surrender terms (located [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=81842]here[/url]), and in my position as TOOL's OVERLORD of TOOL-shakes and as a member of our Council, I hereby fulfill the required reparations for the Random Insanity Alliance. I give you: [b]Waffle King[/b] [quote][center][b][u]Waffle King[/u][/b] Cthulu the cactaur was determined to become the Waffle King. Our young protagonist grew up watching the show on the Food Network, and had long dreamt of winning it. Today, he was auditioning for the show on Bikanel Island. His plan was to make his signature Needle Waffles. He arrived at the Oasis, where the auditions were to be held, at 9:00AM sharp. Cthulu was immediately led to the temporary shelter where they had set up the audition kitchens. Inside, he found all the ingredients he needed and was given half an hour to produce waffles for the five audition judges, all while a cameraman roamed the kitchens. He dove right into action, making the batter as fast as he could. In minutes, he was almost ready to start cooking the waffles. The only thing missing was the needles. He only need about a cup of them, however, so he shot off the first nine hundred twenty or so of his 1000 Needles attack through the roof of the shelter. He cooked his waffles during the rest of the time amidst the shocked stares of the other contestants. When the time came for judging to take place, his waffles were the only ones ready. Needless to say, he went on to appear on the actual show in Luca, winning $10,000 and the title of Waffle King.[/center][/quote][/center] [i]A note to mods: I'm sorry if this belongs in a different forum, please move it if it does.[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonknight1000 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 good stuff XD I approve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 very touching story indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 All hail cthulu, the Waffle King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Aurelian Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Good story. One question: how many waffles can dance on a needle's head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikaru Posted March 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 [quote name='Gaius Aurelian' date='28 February 2010 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1267421910' post='2209537'] Good story. One question: how many waffles can dance on a needle's head? [/quote] 37, if they're Needle Waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Winters Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Glad to see classy reps being completed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmia Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Yay all stories and muffins are now delivered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Great, now we have a thread about a waffle king cactuar in Alliance Announcements. I blame RIA for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Was expecting a major twist, I am disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 I believe we can all learn something from this tale. Something along the lines of non-monetary reparations being great if taken in the right spirit Kudos for doing so TOOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 A very touching story. I laughed, I cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Well written story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankees Empire Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 (edited) I eagerly await the sequel. "From the award winning author of 'Waffle King'..." Edited March 1, 2010 by Yankeesfan924 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utracia Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 This story makes me hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penkala Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 [quote name='Methrage' date='01 March 2010 - 12:56 PM' timestamp='1267466405' post='2210033'] Great, now we have a thread about a waffle king cactuar in Alliance Announcements. I blame RIA for this. [/quote] I blame Lemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 [quote name='Methrage' date='01 March 2010 - 12:56 PM' timestamp='1267466405' post='2210033'] Great, now we have a thread about a waffle king cactuar in Alliance Announcements. I blame RIA for this. [/quote] i blame RIA alot, too but i laughed at this story so i cannot fault them..THIS TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 I laughed, I cried, I lost fifteen pounds. Good story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
California King Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 [quote name='Penkala' date='01 March 2010 - 11:19 PM' timestamp='1267485766' post='2210390'] I blame Lemon. [/quote] Me too. Only someone like him would impose terms as horrible as these. Worse than the hegemony imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Slayer Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Amazing literary work here, gentleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Strike Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Very nice TOOL, I'll give you some bonus points for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjornoya Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 This story brought back 100 hours worth of memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fronz Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I must say, good show indeed, and an excellent read! [IMG]http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l133/Fronz_2006/Smilies/monocle.gif[/IMG] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hob Dobson Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 [quote name='Jens of the desert' date='01 March 2010 - 01:15 PM' timestamp='1267467561' post='2210045'] Was expecting a major twist, I am disappoint. [/quote] [quote]so he shot off the first nine hundred twenty or so of his 1000 Needles attack through the roof of the shelter. [/quote] But where, pray tell, did the other eighty needles go? Was that the needed cupful of needles, or was there a more sinister motive behind our waffliferous protagonist's aim? o7 TOOL for making RIA reps that much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancaeks Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Good on you to comply with our oppressive terms TOOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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