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A Lethal Announcement from =LOST=


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=LOST= recognizes a state a war with the alliance United Commonwealth of Nations in defense of our MDoAP partners GOONs. =LOST= would like to apologize to UCN for some early attacks by some of our younger nations by acting out this scene from the =LOST= Actor's Company stage production of Lethal Weapon:




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[Hombre is sitting on a boobytrapped toilet]
Hombre: Why didn't they plant the bomb in Mandellav's stove?
Eratria: Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that could've ended there!
[both laugh]
Hombre: I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I?
Eratria: Guys like you don't die on toilets.

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[about to pull Hombre off the booby-trapped toilet]
Eratria: On three, what do ya say?
Hombre: Okay.
Eratria: One... two...
Hombre: Wait, wait, wait!
Eratria: What?
Hombre: Do we do it on three? Or one, two, three, then do it?
Eratria: It's your @$&, Cochise!
Hombre: My @$&, yeah. On three.
Eratria: We go on three?
Hombre: Yeah.

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[Hombre is lying on top of Eratira in the bath, after the explosion]
Eratria: Get off me man! I don't want UCN to see us like this![/font]





tl;dr - Lethal Weapon 2.



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Edited by Hombre de Murcielago
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[quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' date='15 February 2010 - 11:20 PM' timestamp='1266297639' post='2184752']
GOONS must have really been scared to ask for all this help.

I feel so special. More targets. Let's do this, UCN.
[/quote]

GOONS scared of war? That's rich.

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[quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' date='16 February 2010 - 12:20 AM' timestamp='1266297639' post='2184752']
GOONS must have really been scared to ask for all this help.

I feel so special. More targets. Let's do this, UCN.
[/quote]

yeah, we were terrified. Literally cacking ourselves:

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/35cj6tu.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2q2obd4.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote name='Lamuella' date='16 February 2010 - 12:29 AM' timestamp='1266298167' post='2184788']
yeah, we were terrified. Literally cacking ourselves:

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/35cj6tu.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2q2obd4.jpg[/IMG]
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Oh my, poor GOONS :(

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