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[SIZE=5][b]Declaration of War[/b][/SIZE][/center]

[QUOTE]At the SOS Brigade, we don't like dragons. Dragons kill.
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See? Scary, innit? One of Kaiba's best, took an Exodia to beat, and you don't $%&@ with Exodia.
But I digress. At SOS団, we prefer our dragons more of this variety:
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Much better. Now that we've gotten the dragon porn out of the way, I'll cut right to the heart of the issue. Hydra declared on our protectors and comrades, the International. You don't mess with them, because if you mess with them, you mess with us. We love those cuddly little lolcommies to death, and so it is with great pleasure that I announce that the SOS Brigade will be coming to INT's defense and are fully prepared to take your three headed dragons down to the more managable one headed, cute girl variety. We've [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kAFVJYtNqA]looked back to history[/URL] for help.

For glory and for Haruhi! [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brR14OGWUU]All hail Haruhi![/URL][/QUOTE]

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In other news, we upgraded our treaty with those wonderful lolcommies that we mentioned earlier:
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[SIZE=9][b]Spreading Even More Socialism All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya's Brigade[/b][/SIZE][/center]

[b]Article I - Peace In Our Time?[/b]
The undersigned alliances agree to refrain from all actions that could be construed as offensive in nature towards each other. This includes, but is not limited to, ingame offensive actions as well as actions taken through channels of communication.

[b]Article II - The Sovereignty Article that Nobody Reads Anyway[/b]
Both of the signatory alliances and their respective member nations recognize and will respect each other's sovereignty and political independence. They recognize and will respect each other's right to live in peace within their respective alliances. They will develop good neighborly relations of co-operation between them to ensure lasting security and will settle all disputes between them by peaceful means.

[b]Article III - Socialism and Anime go together like 'rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong'[/b]
Should the either signatory come under attack by a foreign power and request assistance, the other shall immediately provide military assistance as well as, but not limited to, financial, political and other such means of assistance that it has at its disposal. In the event either signatory should come under attack by a third alliance due to that third alliance's defense treaty obligations, the other signatory is encouraged, but not required, to do so.

If either signatory engages in an offensive war, the other signatory maintains the right to fight alongside them.

[b]Article IV - Revisionism in Animation[/b]
Should the signatory alliances feel that this treaty requires amending, both alliances must agree to the proposed amendment, upon which the amendment will come into force.

[b]Article V - The Parting of the Ways[/b]
Either signatory alliance may terminate this pact at any time by providing the other signatory alliance with a 48-hour notice of intent to terminate. Should either signatory violate the spirit and letter of the treaty, this treaty becomes optional defense until both signatories reconcile their differences or cancel the treaty.

[b]Signatories[/b]
For [b]The International[/b],
Congress of The International

For the [b]SOS Brigade[/b],
Arrnea, [i]Brigade Chief and Ultra Director[/i]
Locke, [i]ESPer and Mysterious Transfer Student[/i]
Michael von Preußen, [i]Time Traveller and Brigade Mascot[/i]
Elrich von Richt, [i]Alien Supercomputer and Meganekko[/i]
Imperator Honorius, [i]Ordinary Human and Errand Boy[/i][/QUOTE]

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For our last announcement today, we are proud to announce that we have finally hit our long-time goal of 1,000,000 Nation St--- oh wait hang on, we didn't hit it yet. Damn.
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[b]tl;dr version: SOS Brigade doesn't like three-headed dragons, loves lolcommies and didn't make it to [s]sundown[/s]one million nation strength.[/b]

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[quote name='Arrnea' date='11 February 2010 - 09:03 PM' timestamp='1265951002' post='2176669']
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[SIZE=5][b]Declaration of War[/b][/SIZE][/center]



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In other news, we upgraded our treaty with those wonderful lolcommies that we mentioned earlier:


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For our last announcement today, we are proud to announce that we have finally hit our long-time goal of 1,000,000 Nation St--- oh wait hang on, we didn't hit it yet. Damn.

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[b]tl;dr version: SOS Brigade doesn't like three-headed dragons, loves lolcommies and didn't make it to [s]sundown[/s]one million nation strength.[/b]
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We're right behind you, chief! Let's roll!

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The beginning of your end draws near, Hydra.

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Edit: errrr...I mean the disappearance of Haruhi and the end of the SOS Brigade draws near, of course.

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I noticed how much trash you talk to the other side of the MDP web, and to CnG in general, and then declare war on their side of the web.

Please, do us a favor and quit verbally supporting us and militarily supporting them. It's a lose/lose situation for us.

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[quote name='The AUT' date='12 February 2010 - 01:07 PM' timestamp='1265951243' post='2176690']Please, do us a favor and quit verbally supporting us and militarily supporting them. It's a lose/lose situation for us.[/quote]
Just because we're militarily on one side of the war, doesn't mean we happen to like everyone on that side of the war.
Just means that our friends happen to be on this side too.

tl;dr version: [b]No.[/b]

Edit: @OP Terrible, terrible post. I hope your alliance burns in Hydra's nuclear flames.

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[quote]Hydra: The guy who's going to beat your pasty pharaoh butt with three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, that's who! (summons three Blue-Eyes White Dragons)

SOS Brigade: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

Hydra: Yeah, so?

SOS Brigade: That's against the rules, isn't it?

Hydra: Screw the rules, I have money![/quote]

Get ready Hydra, for Exodia!!!!! :awesome:

Fun, fun. Go get 'em SOS!!!

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[quote name='The AUT' date='11 February 2010 - 09:07 PM' timestamp='1265951243' post='2176690']
I noticed how much trash you talk to the other side of the MDP web, and to CnG in general, and then declare war on their side of the web.

Please, do us a favor and quit verbally supporting us and militarily supporting them. It's a lose/lose situation for us.
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Here, let me buy you a beer.


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Hope you like Budweiser, because I sure don't.

-Craig

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[quote name='Werner von Hermann' date='12 February 2010 - 12:11 AM' timestamp='1265951474' post='2176720']
Hydra: The guy who's going to beat your pasty pharaoh butt with three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, that's who! (summons three Blue-Eyes White Dragons)

SOS Brigade: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

Hydra: Yeah, so?

SOS Brigade: That's against the rules, isn't it?

Hydra: Screw the rules, I have money!

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That was awesome.

Good luck to SOS, funny to see Locke fighting purple.

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[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfqNH3FoGi0"]Exodia...obliterate![/url]
[quote name='The AUT' date='12 February 2010 - 12:07 AM' timestamp='1265951243' post='2176690']
I noticed how much trash you talk to the other side of the MDP web, and to CnG in general, and then declare war on their side of the web.

Please, do us a favor and quit verbally supporting us and militarily supporting them. It's a lose/lose situation for us.
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AUT, ever heard of standing up for your treaty partners? ;)

[quote name='Space Monkey' date='12 February 2010 - 12:08 AM' timestamp='1265951304' post='2176705']
I hope my eyes stop bleeding.
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Not likely.

[quote name='Sargun' date='12 February 2010 - 12:13 AM' timestamp='1265951585' post='2176731']
I've never heard of Hydra before, but now I have the utmost respect for them. To victory, Hydra!
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Oh you.

And last but not least:
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Our maids will block out the sun! For glory and for Haruhi!

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