Michael McBride Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [center][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/That_Bum/Zombielandflag.png[/img][/center] Hello Planet Bob. I wish I could tell you that this was still Planet Bob, but I’ve come to realize that you cannot have a planet without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is Zombieland. It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total !@#$storm. And why are we alive when everyone else has turned to meat? It’s because of our list of rules. Rule number one of Zombieland: Cardio. When the war struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were those with low warchests. They weren’t prepared to go the distance. Poor unprepared !@#$%^&*. We will always strive for big warchests. But as the war spread and the chaos grew, it wasn’t enough just to be fast on your feet. You had to get a gun a learn how to use it. Which leads me to our second rule: the double tap. In those moments when you’re not really sure if your enemy is dead dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets. One more clean shot and you can avoid being blown to hell. Which is why we will always fire first… and second… and third… you get the picture. Of course, it wasn’t long before the enemy began to get clever. Somehow, when you were at your most vulnerable, they could just smell it. Don’t let them catch you with your pants down. Rule number three: beware of bathrooms (especially when fighting o ya baby). We will always remain vigilant. As enemies begin to outnumber your allies, well, that’s when you have to cut all emotional ties. If your allies are now $%&@ed up little monsters, well, maybe it’s time to start driving solo. You have to focus on your own survival. Which leads us to rule number four. Pretty basic… fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. We do not stand for betrayal and will not betray our allies, period. We also don’t surrender until all our allies get peace as well. Our list of rules is not complete, however the other rules are as follows: #5: Ziploc Bags #6: Cast Iron Skillet #7: Travel Light #8: Get a Kickass Partner (sidenote: We’re protected by RIA. We will defend them if someone attacks and they ask for our assistance.) #12: Bounty Paper Towels #15: Bowling Ball #17: [s]Don’t[/s] Be a Hero #18: Limber Up #22: When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out #29: The Buddy System #31: Check the Backseat #32: Enjoy the Little Things #33: Swiss Army Knife #34: A Little Sunscreen Never Hurt Anybody And so, with that, we announce our existence to the world. Come party with us on Coldfront in #zombieland. This is Liverpool from Zombieland, signing off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Awesome theme is awesome. Best of luck with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamazlilmistake Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 dont forget double tap. Welcome boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael McBride Posted February 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Thanks for the warm welcome, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I love the theme, Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Defender Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Funny DoE, Good Timing & theme too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I approve of this theme, as well as the timing. Total !@#$storm indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USOFAA Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Welcome and i wish you and your new alliance the best of the luck. Just stay out of this mess they call a war lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubla Khan Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Good luck zombie killers Always check the back seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Welcome, zombies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helstrm Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [quote name='Kubla Khan' date='10 February 2010 - 02:00 AM' timestamp='1265785250' post='2172228'] Good luck zombie killers Always check the back seat [/quote] And remember to thank God for Rednecks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarklordjay Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 god luckk too you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 SMH!! Great to see this, and best of luck. We'll be in touch Awesome theme is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I knew such a high GRL would cause zombies. I'll take credit as a founder of your alliance. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coven Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I welcome our new zombie overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael McBride Posted February 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [quote name='Mathias' date='10 February 2010 - 01:49 PM' timestamp='1265827774' post='2172897'] I knew such a high GRL would cause zombies. I'll take credit as a founder of your alliance. You're welcome. [/quote] Thank you. [quote name='Airikr' date='10 February 2010 - 01:55 PM' timestamp='1265828131' post='2172903'] I welcome our new zombie overlords. [/quote] No, you've got it wrong. You don't welcome the zombies. You shoot them in the face. Twice. Rule #2: Double Tap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helstrm Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 No.. No.. no.. Read the Zombie Survival Guide. You shoot them in the head!!! Of course in ZombieLand they were more of the rabid infected Humans rather than the walking dead.. Walking dead zombies must be shot in the brain.. Face shots may not work. Of course the Double tap rule can be superseded with the use of a .50 cal which will remove the head completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Anglia Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 You do realize has a trademark on this theme with Zombie Defense Plan. Are you paying her the obligatory royalty of a magnum bottle of pinot grigio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael McBride Posted February 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 [quote name='Neo Anglia' date='10 February 2010 - 07:00 PM' timestamp='1265846438' post='2173434'] You do realize has a trademark on this theme with Zombie Defense Plan. Are you paying her the obligatory royalty of a magnum bottle of pinot grigio? [/quote] Who has this on royalty? I don't have an pinot grigio, but I do have a handle of Captain. Will that suffice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmond Dantes Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Love the theme GOOD LUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Beautiful timing on this one. Killin' zombies, teeheehaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Anglia Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='Pravus Ingruo' date='10 February 2010 - 09:34 PM' timestamp='1265855680' post='2173674'] Who has this on royalty? I don't have an pinot grigio, but I do have a handle of Captain. Will that suffice? [/quote] Tela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I just saw Zombieland last week in my nation's theaters. Good luck with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitney Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Amusing theme. Not a bad DoE post. One of the better ones recently. Good luck to you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claphamsa Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 who doesnt love zombies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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