Rebel Virginia Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [center][img]http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq240/Rebel_Virginia/failmark4.jpg?t=1265310979[/img][/center] [color="#0000FF"]I will keep this brief as I have neither the time nor energy to write a grandiose decree at this time. Anyway, several days ago MonE Mike of the nation of JamCity joined the Federated Allied Independence League and immediately attacked three nations of the North Atlantic Defense Coalition. I would like to state that these attacks were neither ordered nor sanctioned by myself, the God Emperor of FAIL. Nonetheless, as currently a third of FAIL is engaged with the NADC, and as how I am obliged to follow the wishes of my membership, I will say only that the Federated Allied Independence League now recognizes a state of war with the North Atlantic Defense Coalition. I am aware that we are currently engaged with Fark, GOD, and several other alliances in the Superfriends coalition, but we shall are willing and able to contribute more resources to the NADC front. Additionally, over the last few days Fark has repeatedly sent peace terms to FAIL nations. To date no FAIL nation has accepted these terms despite continued pestering from Farkistan. As such I can only conclude that Fark is looking for a way out of this war. That said, I am willing to negocitate with representatives of the Fark alliance. Until then I feel it suitable to give individual Fark nations a way out of this war, seeing as morale in that alliance has plummeted and its nations are being decimated by FAIL. Individual terms are as follows: 1. Peace out of all wars. 2. Decommission soldiers down to no more than 50% of your working citizens for the duration of the terms. 3. Decommission all tanks for the duration of the terms. 4. Decommission nuclear weapons for the duration of the terms. 5. Decommission military Improvements except for those needed to keep an SDI. 6. Post your resignation from your alliance in the public resignation thread on the OWF here: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=213 7.Switch your AA to FAIL POW until the conflict is over or you are released, whichever comes first. 8. Do not re enter the conflict, including spying on FAIL or nations on AA's allied to FAIL. 9. Do not send aid to anyone fighting in the conflict for its duration. 10. Failure to comply with terms will result in a resumption of hostilities. I can only hope that NADCers and Farkers will be sensible enough to accept these terms and understand that they no longer need to see their nations destroyed for their unjust cause. FAIL is a merciful alliance and does not wish to see their destruction, but should that be the path they choose we shall not be easy on them. That will be all. Hugs and Kisses, Rebel Virginia, God Emperor of the Federated Allied Independence League[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Hail Rebel Virginia the Merciful! Edited February 10, 2010 by Mathias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Well, have fun with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 The God Emperor is wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I hope you realize that this means we're on the same side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That-one-place Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Hopefully everyone involved can see that FEAR is merciful. I to support the terms given by the God Emperor and encourage all to consider them. That said, I would like to surrender myself as a FEAR POW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yankeefan2 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 It'll be nice to fighting alongside FAIL. With you guys on our side, there's no way we can lose. Thanks for the assist RV, I knew you didn't really hate us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted February 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [quote name='Sardonic' date='09 February 2010 - 10:05 PM' timestamp='1265771116' post='2171693'] I hope you realize that this means we're on the same side. [/quote] [color="#0000FF"]And I hope you realize that you will most certainly come to regret this.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 These are fair terms given by a fair man. o/ RV o/ FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Who are FAIL's allies, as referred to in Term 8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [quote name='Rebel Virginia' date='09 February 2010 - 09:09 PM' timestamp='1265771351' post='2171701'] [color="#0000FF"]And I hope you realize that you will most certainly come to regret this.[/color] [/quote] I was skeptical at first, but now I am sure that gets funnier with every iteration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted February 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [quote name='Style #386' date='09 February 2010 - 10:14 PM' timestamp='1265771652' post='2171707'] Who are FAIL's allies, as referred to in Term 8? [/quote] [color="#0000FF"]Everyone is an ally of FAIL, and FAIL is an ally of everyone.[/color] [quote name='Sardonic' date='09 February 2010 - 10:14 PM' timestamp='1265771653' post='2171708'] I was skeptical at first, but now I am sure that gets funnier with every iteration. [/quote] [color="#0000FF"]That is a lie and you know it. You are lying. You will regret this. See, it doesn't get funnier. It just gets annoying. So now do you regret making that assertion?[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Fail now, fail forever. Merciful terms. I advise all NADC and Farkers in peril to take these terms before Rebel Virginia the Wise revokes them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [quote name='Rebel Virginia' date='09 February 2010 - 09:19 PM' timestamp='1265771955' post='2171721'] See, it doesn't get funnier. It just gets annoying. So now do you regret making that assertion?[/color] [/quote] Nope, still funny, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilvioArjunza Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Everytime I see an announcement from FAIL, I read it, hoping to find within a disbanding notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted February 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) [quote name='SilvioArjunza' date='09 February 2010 - 10:28 PM' timestamp='1265772485' post='2171735'] Everytime I see an announcement from FAIL, I read it, hoping to find within a disbanding notice. [/quote] [color="#0000FF"]Your contempt keeps us going strong. FAIL Now! FAIL Forever![/color] Edited February 10, 2010 by Rebel Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I could have sworn this was actually an entertainment show thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClashCityRocker Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [quote name='That-one-place' date='09 February 2010 - 10:06 PM' timestamp='1265771163' post='2171695'] Hopefully everyone involved can see that FEAR is merciful. I to support the terms given by the God Emperor and encourage all to consider them. That said, I would like to surrender myself as a FEAR POW. [/quote] uhm, k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [quote name='That-one-place' date='09 February 2010 - 09:06 PM' timestamp='1265771163' post='2171695'] Hopefully everyone involved can see that FEAR is merciful. I to support the terms given by the God Emperor and encourage all to consider them. That said, I would like to surrender myself as a FEAR POW. [/quote] We're not at war with Nemesis but alright, sure. We accept your surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 RV, stop with the bright blue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalaskan Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 LOL, riding the fence I see. What the hell, peace NADC out and get on with your self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted February 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [color="#0000FF"]The common sense approach tells us that by being present on both sides of this conflict it will be impossible for us to lose. You see, unlike other alliances FAIL does not gamble with its future. We will not lose this war.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenhead Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Are you going to war with NADC not only because 1/3 of your alliance is now at war with them, but also because said member MonE Mike octupled FAIL's NS by joining the alliance, thus giving him an incredible leverage on alliance decisions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King DrunkWino Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 [quote name='Rebel Virginia' date='09 February 2010 - 11:43 PM' timestamp='1265777039' post='2171932'] [color="#0000FF"]The common sense approach tells us that by being present on both sides of this conflict it will be impossible for us to lose. You see, unlike other alliances FAIL does not gamble with its future. We will not lose this war.[/color] [/quote] He speaks truth, for nothing but truth could ever sully the tongue of the God Emperor of FAIL. It's just the way it is. FAIL now! FAIL forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffron X Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 RV, as weird as it is, I've been liking you more and more. This announcement made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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