Pikachujc Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 [center][img]http://www.1uptravel.com/flags/images/kn-lgflag.gif[/img][/center] [size=5][center]North Korean Declaration of War[/center][/size] Greeting. We original hire North Korea writering companies for write our wars announcements, but they are did screwed up. North Korea government censor propaganda for better factualness of learnings Written by [s]Kim Dong-Hua[/s] Park Hwang-Bo Nutty North Koreans [s]were[/s] approached [s]by[/s] The Immortals last night, and [s]were[/s] asked to participate in an attack on NEW, activating our ODP with them. The Nutty North Koreans used a [s]voting[/s] Communist, [s]Democratic[/s] Communist system to determine whether [s]they[/s] Kim Jong-Il wanted to go in. Nutty North Koreans, [s]reluctantly[/s] with the firey passion of a thousand burning suns, accepted, and offered [s]50[/s] 500,000,000 troops to help in the fight. The troops went in and immediately began [s]losing[/s] deceisively and triumphantly winning their wars. Nutty North Koreans has [s]lost[/s] gained 10,000 nation strength since the beginning of the war, and is expected to keep going [s]down[/s] up infinitely, thanks to the guidance and wisdom of the Dear Leader. With that clear up, Nigel Burnsley wroted the more factual, unbiased and objectives descriptions of the wars so far. The brutal, cannibalistic and anarchic hoardes of NEW were pillaging and burning down innocent North Korean villages. Their leader, Satan, and his right-hand man, Hitler, had decided to invade North Korea, proclaiming "We're invading because North Korea is so much better than us and we're stupid". Unfortunately, many of their men were dying from being such big losers, and Kim Jong-Il saw this chance to defeat them. The North Korean People's Army were too busy destroying Capitalist America to help Kim Jong-Il on this mission, so he had to go in solo. Within a flash, the entire army was down. Kim Jong-Il had killed them blindfolded, literally (He'd been playing pin the tail on the donkey before he left). To give you a better description of how this transpired, below are real photographs taken by our battlefield photographers: [img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Kimmy1.jpg[/img] [img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Kimmy2.jpg[/img] [img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Kimmy3.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britwarlord Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Long live the glorious laser of his eminence Kim-Jong II! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 oh kaiser, you crack me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 North Korea is best korea o/ NNK o/ Kim-JongIl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Oh my God. That announcement was amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Serbitar Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) This is all well and good, but what about the bacon embargo? Such basic human rights cannot be denied! Edited February 3, 2010 by Lord Serbitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 That is the... I can't even... What the... I'm at a loss for words here. Someone, please put this poor chap out of his misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted February 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I'll trade you: all your base for all your bacon. If denied you will never have it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jar Jar Binks Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Wow. Just wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Nutty North Korea's foreign policy is out of control! First an embargo on Bacon, and now this. NEW you have BACoN's permission to utterly destroy them. ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alekhine Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 This is pretty hilarious. Great DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 [quote name='Locke' date='03 February 2010 - 10:15 PM' timestamp='1265235311' post='2157233'] That is the... I can't even... What the... I'm at a loss for words here. Someone, please put this poor chap out of his misery. [/quote] Good, I'm not alone in this school of thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantastico Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 [quote name='kpcurley' date='03 February 2010 - 04:23 PM' timestamp='1265235791' post='2157254'] Nutty North Korea's foreign policy is out of control! First an embargo on Bacon, and now this. NEW you have BACoN's permission to utterly destroy them. ! [/quote] I'm speechless. Well done again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogosha Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Despite your being on the other side, I have to hail this DoW. I'm afraid that I still hope that NEW mops the floor with you ... but in a friendly and entertaining fashion. cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jimmy Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Welcome to the fight, fella's. It's a pleasure to have you as part of our assault. Also, awesome DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Nice pictures! Hail NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 o/ cat-BACON! Great DoW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sighet Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Bye Bye NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantanX Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 LMAO... NEW members have just received fax from our dearest leader Satan, : 1. Destroyed all members of Nutty North Korean and bombing them with Uranium Canned Bacon.. 2. NEW shall take NO prisoners from NNK, we will shoot any NNK in sight.. 3. No Surrenders Terms will be given unless NNK become our eternal Bacon Farm Sincerely, -The Satan Himself- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Yes Surrenders Terms will be taken because NEW is going to break No Surrenders Terms by surrendering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Awesome DoW guys, Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Nicely done. Fun DoW - and that's something I wouldn't expect myself to say regarding a DoW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1L1O Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I'm glad we are very popular here Let's enjoy the fight, thank God we're used to be gangbanged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 You will die or die trying, NEWbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Have fun Kaiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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