Pollard Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) Recently, the Alliances of the United Jungle Accords were all gathered around the campfire when our native guide, Bob, suddenly ran out of some bushes screaming and shouting. He was clutching a strange looking plant and shouting something about increased Jungle Exports. After further investigation, it turns out that our Jungle is home to a wonderful, psychoactive effect inducing drug. This plant, we are told, sells for a very high price in most mafia controlled countries and so we will be exporting it in large quantities very soon. The Plant in question...Is POT. The United Jungle Accords Preamble We, the undersigned alliances, as members of the Green Trading Sphere, recognizing our mutual, natural, and undeniable duties to defend, preserve, and support our home and its people, do ordain and establish these Accords for a free and united team, as well as ensure the perpetual bonds of brotherhood between all Green nations and alliances. First Accord - Commitments to the Green Team i. The undersigned alliances do agree to refrain from any and all aggressive actions towards one another. This includes the use of spies, both in game and out, against each other, as well as unwarranted sanctions from Senators. If any member state of an undersigned alliance is found in direct violation of this article, the quarrel between all affected parties is expected to be resolved by diplomatic means. ii. The undersigned alliances do agree to refrain from hindering any nation's or alliance's movement to and from the Green Team. iii. The undersigned alliances do agree to refrain from forcing any Green nation not under their own jurisdiction to cancel foreign aid or trade agreements. Second Accord - Senators and Sanctions i. Any nation residing on the Green Team may run for and obtain the position of Senator. ii. By obtaining the position of Senator, a nation automatically recognizes its inherent duty to abide by the terms of this Accord, whether it be officially affiliated or not. iii. Only one member per alliance may run for and obtain the position of Senator. If there should be more than one nation of the same alliance running for Senator, one nation must cease his or her campaign, and set his or her Senate Vote Option to No Votes Allowed. iv. Senators may only use sanctions on nations unaffiliated with these Accords that pose a severe nuclear threat to another alliance as a rogue nation. v. Should one of the undersigned alliances find that a Senator is abusing his or her powers, said alliance may initiate a vote between the collective signatories of these Accords to remove said senator. Each signatory receives one vote. Should the undersigned find the Senator in question guilty, by simple majority, said Senator is required to abdicate his position or, should the undersigned wish, be removed by force. Third Accord - Neutral Alliances i. Any alliance may, at any time, elect to sign these Accords as a neutral party. The neutrality of said alliance must be declared publicly prior to the admittance process outlined in the Fifth Accord, and said alliance must maintain their own Declaration of Neutrality. ii. The undersigned alliances do recognize that the intent of any neutral signatory is purely to enhance the economic unity of the Green Team. iii. Neutral signatories are exempt from the Team Sponsored Protectorates Accord, as well as voting on admissions to the Accords themselves. iv. Neutral signatories may choose to abstain from any vote, decision, announcement, or conflict stated in these Accords that might otherwise jeopardize their neutrality. v. Neutral signatories may run for and obtain a senator seat as long as doing so does not conflict with their respective Declarations of Neutrality, and as long as fulfilling the duties of Senator does not conflict with said declarations. Fourth Accord - Team Sponsored Protectorates i. Any alliances wishing to enter the team sponsored protectorate agreement must be a declared Green Team alliance, in part or in whole, and must submit a formal request to a signatory of this treaty or be invited by a current signatory. The admission of an alliance to the team sponsored protectorate agreement must be ratified in the form of a two-thirds majority vote by the undersigned. ii. The undersigned alliances to agree to mutual communication, economic practice, and civility between themselves and the protectorates, as well as mandatory, unilateral defense of said protectorates should they come under attack by a foreign power. Alliances under the protectorate agreement iii. agree to adhere to all of the laws of these Accords. iv. recognize and respect both their sovereignty and political independence, as well as the undersigned alliances. v. understand that it is the duty of the protectors to help nurture and grow the protectorates, and therefore agree to open economic exchange and agree to consider advice from the undersigned alliances should it be offered. vi. understand that in the event one of their protectors comes under attack, they have the option to come to their assistance, but are not obligated to do so. Fifth Accord - Admission and Resignation i. Any alliance wishing to become a member of these Accords must be a declared Green Team alliance, in part or in whole, and must submit a formal request to a signatory of this treaty or be invited by a current signatory. A representative of a signatory alliance, after receiving the formal request, may request a vote for admission. ii. The admission of a new signatory into this agreement requires approval in the form of a two-thirds majority vote by the undersigned. In the event a new alliance is granted admission, they must sign, agree to, and abide by these United Jungle Accords. iii. An undersigned alliance may, at any time, choose to withdraw from these Accords in a peaceful and cordial manner. iv. This treaty may be dissolved through a vote of unanimous consent by all signatory alliances of this treaty. Sixth Accord - On the Past i. All signatories of this treaty fully recognize the need to forever remember and reflect on all past horrors that have occurred on the sphere, in a universal commitment to prevent any of these atrocities from reoccurring. Furthermore, the undersigned do agree to forever embody the loving spirit that created the United Green Legislation, the Sphere of Win Treaty, and these Accords in everything they do. ii. This Accord is henceforth forever enacted and acknowledged by all signatories unto eternity, even with the resignation from, the amending of, or the termination of these Accords. The Undersigned, in memory of Philippe of Mexico, For the Grand Global Alliance; Degenerate108, Holy Triumvirate and Chief Protector of the Realm Scotchwithrocks, Holy Triumvirate and Chief Protector of the Realm Shaneprice, Holy Triumvirate and Chief Protector of the Realm Sognatore, Elder Statesman BearerofTruth, Elder Statesman Emperor Lester II, Elder Statesman Kevin the Great, Elder Statesman ALdbeign, Elder Statesman KungFuHamster, Regent Dephire, Chancellor Desius, Minister of Foreign Affairs For Ordo Verde; Dani C, Minister of Defense Rayvon, Minister of Foreign Operations Mr Duffy, Minister of Internal Affairs For Pandemic; ArgonV, Minister of Foreign Affairs Ashen, Senior Diplomat Magnificus Focus, Legal Counsel Gnome, Minister of Propaganda Forgottenonez, Minister of Defense Gazongola, Minister of Internal Affairs codolf Hiller, Minister of Recruitment For People's Order of Truth KOwens06, President bluebirdmatt, Vice President 1972Ford, Secretary of the Treasury Pinkiwi, Secretary or the Interior Peshmerga, Secretary of Foreign Affairs Trumpkin, Secretary of Defense For Phoenix Rising; dagger08, Arbiter of Hope Emperor Charlemagne, Arbiter of Strength Sognatore, Arbiter of Wisdom For Tetris; USMC123, Game Developer Logan, Programmer of Foreign Matters Granat, Programmer of Game Patent kean, Programmer of Internal Matters For the Viridian Entente; Cornelius, Lord of the Entente Son of Howard, Secretary of State God of Salt, Secretary of the Interior Impero, Secretary of Defense InfiniteWii, Regent of the Entente Kybernetes, Regent of the Entente For World Federation; Enrage, President Epsilon Evolution Jabawockee Pretty Panda Tl;dr - UJA welcomes the People's Order of Truth (POT) as a new signatory Edit: To Clarify, The Green Protection Agency, the Green Old Party, and the 'In memoriam' alliances do not vote on admissions into the UJA, and thus their signatures are not included in this announcement. Edited January 28, 2010 by Darth Pollard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebirdmatt Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 The People Of POT would like to thank you all for your wonderful welcome, we hope we can be of much help to you. Onward for green supremacy aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngolaThree Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 It is a brilliant day when the jungle thrives with all sorts of newcomers. Good show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USOFAA Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 O/POT yay and welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I get fuzzy feelings reading that treaty <3 Welcome POT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 congrats on the pick POT shows a lot of potential.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOwens06 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 The People Of POT would like to thank you all for your wonderful welcome, we hope we can be of much help to you. Onward for green supremacy aye? What he said. Darth thank you for making me laugh with this one. Glad to be a part of this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerdonia Redux Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 It's a POT jungle! It's not in Kansas afterall! But seriously, POT I really didn't expect too much from you, but I have been proven wrong. o/ POT (especially mcfortin, bluebirdmatt and ford1972 ) o/ UJA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flak attack Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 OK, that was funny. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 This is awesome. Glad to see UJA expanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfHoward Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 o/ UJA, Green Untity and all that! Welcome POT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Welcome to the Jungle, POT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 this is good, im glad my friends in POT are doing this well. and of course seeing Green grow more is also nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Janova Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Always nice to see a new face getting its name onto the headline Green treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Good to see a new alliance in the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hob Dobson Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Tl;dr - UJA welcomes the People's Order of Truth (POT) as a new signatory Congratulations! This is the sort of announcement I'd like to see a lot more of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natas31 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 YAY POT !! Glad to see you guys join the UJA !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momonishiki Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Now all we need to do is find an alliance called Kettle to join. Welcome to the UJA family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Malfoy Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Welcome to the Jungle baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 This Jungle desperately needs more POT. o/ UJA o/ Green o/ POT o/ Viridia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooman33 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 All hail the glorious UJA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utracia Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Can't complain about anything in this announcement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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