Stetson76 Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Throughout Planet Bob, televisions flicker and go black for a heartbeat when suddenly an image appears on the screen… The image fades to reveal a weather-worn man who immediately begins to speak to a crowd gathered before him. ”Ladies and gentlemen, I come to you today with some very sad and disturbing news. As you are all aware, our friends and allies in The Phoenix Federation were attacked some days ago for a crime of intent, during a time of war. Now I know this has excited everyone within the ranks of our fine alliance, but we have some even more disturbing news…our supply of Viagra has run out!” A loud groan escapes from the assembled crowd. ”If we’re out of Viagra, how are we going to get rid of these blue balls?” a man with a pained expression yells from the back of the room. ”Hmmm…that sounds like a good name for this war”, the man muses to himself. ”Ladies and gentlemen!” yells the man behind the podium. ”Due to a miscommunication among the alliance’s supply clerks, we seem to have ordered a year’s supply of Mexican food from: Biagra Mexican Seafood Restaurant 2615 Castroville Rd Ste 105, San Antonio, TX 78237 (Mention SNAFU and get a free fish taco.) …instead of the Viagra required to run our war/love machine. But I digress, the fact is that we will ensure that our supplies of Viagra will be replenished in short order and at that time our dance partners, \m/, Athens and Global Order of Darkness will feel the ecstasy of a SNAFU gone wrong. At that time, we will rise up, just as the Phoenix rises from the ashes, time, and time again.” A loud cheer erupts in the room as people anticipate the coming festivities. Feeling a rush of pride and emotion the man in the worn out cowboy hat yells to the crowd: ”It won’t be long until I’m no longer the only one who can be called FUBAR around these parts! With that the transmission ends and everyone’s one’s TV’s, somewhat anti-climactically, go back to their regularly scheduled episodes of My Favorite Martian… tl;dr SNAFU declares war on \m/, Athens and Global Order of Darkness in defense of TPF, our longstanding oDP partner. We’ve not yet begun to shoot, but when we do, it’ll be with plenty of pent up frustration. *note: My thanks to Desperado who was the first person I saw mention that this was the Blue Balls War. If someone else came up with the idea first, thank you as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Here we go. Boom, boom, pow, pow. o/ SNAFU o/ TPF o/ The Coincidence Coalition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithen Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Hell yeah! Go Us! To Battle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkEra97 Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Good hunting, friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liltrekkie Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 I'd tap that war. It's like Karma 2.0. Too many treaties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippy Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 We ride to war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thoughberry Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 to arms! o/ SNAFU o/ TPF o/ The Coincidence Coalition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoebe Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Go get some SNAFU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Kerensky Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 good luck guys! o/ The Coincidence Coalition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Lol blue balls war. Good title, IMO. Let's have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe32320 Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Well our Blitz on the fourms worked Give them hell folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotgunWilly Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 o/ SNAFU Give 'em hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfbone Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Show them who's the boss snafu and rip a few for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Fame Monster Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 ...What does exlode mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenhailee Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 o/ SNAFU. o/ Standing beside friends. you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudekker Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 I'm Hidalgo X. Rudekker, and I approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippigurlie Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 0/ to our friends in SNAFU!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Niagara Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 o/ SNAFU you guys make us so proud...and we have your Viagra...shipping out now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithen Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Figures Buffy would have some spare Thanks Buffy lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 That's quite a suggestive title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huang Ti Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 love you guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironchef Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 o/ SNAFU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaospyri Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Let's Give 'em Hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacapo Saladin Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Uh Oh GOD, even your mother's love cannot help you withstain this death curse given to you from SNAFU. Give them what they deserve SNAFU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippy Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 o/ SNAFU o/ TPF o/ Coincidence Coalition o/ Blueballs War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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