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An Treaty Announcement Regarding the Signing of Treaty with Undersigning Alliances Writed Below

Greeting once more. I are Park Hwang-Bo, official announcer of announcements which has relevant to North Korea. Kim Jong-Il, our Dear Leader, use his divine wisdom and smartness to discover that we need treaty to be protect from Imperialist aggressor. Nigel Burnsley, official translator of Park Hwang-Bo, are writed the rest of announcement.

Kim Jong-Il announced that today be celebrated as "AI and NNK Day", where two casual acquaintances signed a semi-binding treaty. Unfortunately, that announcement collided with "Kim Jong-Il passes a kidney stone day" and "Kim Jong-Il finds a stick of gum day". They proposed it be moved to the Saturday, but "Kim Jong-Il takes a really big dump day" and "Kim Jong-Il went to the beach today day" were also on that specific date. Therefore, "AI and NNK Day" will be celebrated for 15 minutes after 12pm, as "Kim Jong-Il passes his kidney stone day", due to its importance, must dominate most of the celebrations.

So next year, be sure to spend fifteen minutes celebrating this momentous occation. For if you do not, you will have your toenails ripped out one-by-one and then replanted into your eyeballs. On that note, let us announce the ODAP:

The Kim Jong-Il ODAP

Article Kim Jong-Il: You all know what an ODAP is. We're signing it. Now go read about the TPF thing.

Nutty North Koreans

Signed,

The Glorious, Eternally Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il

His humble servant, Kaiser Gutenhagen

The Peon, Gorchin

The Real Korean, Park Jae-Sun

It's just been revoked, Mel Gibson

The new guy, Anarchy Island

Aeonic Imperium

Signed,

Triumvir of the Exterior, Statesman28

Minister of Foreign Affairs, Infidel Israeli

Triumvir of War, Anasi

Triumvir of the Interior, Secter7

But we're not done yet.

The following treaty is signed conditionally with an alliance whose alliance channel I've never been in, and of whose members I know only one. If this MDoAP ever appears to be required activation, we will promptly cancel it. Because, honestly, why would I ever want to give up my Infrastructure for these chumps?

On that note, let us announce the following treaty:

The Kim Il Sung MDoAP

Article Kim Il Sung: This is a MDoAP signed solely because the glorious nations of the Great Leader Kim Il Sung and the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il don't want to get raided.

Nutty North Koreans

Signed,

The Glorious, Eternally Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il

His humble servant, Kaiser Gutenhagen

The Peon, Gorchin

The Real Korean, Park Jae-Sun

It's just been revoked, Mel Gibson

The new guy, Anarchy Island

The Other Side

Vesta

Marcus

(Psst, I'm only kidding. We are relatively fond of these people.)

Greeting, fools. It are Park Hwang-Bo once amore. To concluded our grand announcement of fellow Socialist Workers, we are display great North Korea art works. Naturally, these are devote to Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il and he glorious vision.

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Horse are banned in North Korea, as Kim Jong-Il say they are plot to overthrow his glorious regime. This powerful picture show him crush the traitorous horse under he enormous weight strength.

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Impale old ladies with your bayonet

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Two on one is never unfair

Thank you for waste you time reading our announcement. I look forward to you disparaging and sarcasm remark about our Dear Leader and his glorious vision. I would be offend, but I know that you all perish under he fist one day.

Greatbye!

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