Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 An Treaty Announcement Regarding the Signing of Treaty with Undersigning Alliances Writed Below Greeting once more. I are Park Hwang-Bo, official announcer of announcements which has relevant to North Korea. Kim Jong-Il, our Dear Leader, use his divine wisdom and smartness to discover that we need treaty to be protect from Imperialist aggressor. Nigel Burnsley, official translator of Park Hwang-Bo, are writed the rest of announcement. Kim Jong-Il announced that today be celebrated as "AI and NNK Day", where two casual acquaintances signed a semi-binding treaty. Unfortunately, that announcement collided with "Kim Jong-Il passes a kidney stone day" and "Kim Jong-Il finds a stick of gum day". They proposed it be moved to the Saturday, but "Kim Jong-Il takes a really big dump day" and "Kim Jong-Il went to the beach today day" were also on that specific date. Therefore, "AI and NNK Day" will be celebrated for 15 minutes after 12pm, as "Kim Jong-Il passes his kidney stone day", due to its importance, must dominate most of the celebrations. So next year, be sure to spend fifteen minutes celebrating this momentous occation. For if you do not, you will have your toenails ripped out one-by-one and then replanted into your eyeballs. On that note, let us announce the ODAP: The Kim Jong-Il ODAP Article Kim Jong-Il: You all know what an ODAP is. We're signing it. Now go read about the TPF thing. Nutty North Koreans Signed, The Glorious, Eternally Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il His humble servant, Kaiser Gutenhagen The Peon, Gorchin The Real Korean, Park Jae-Sun It's just been revoked, Mel Gibson The new guy, Anarchy Island Aeonic Imperium Signed, Triumvir of the Exterior, Statesman28 Minister of Foreign Affairs, Infidel Israeli Triumvir of War, Anasi Triumvir of the Interior, Secter7 But we're not done yet. The following treaty is signed conditionally with an alliance whose alliance channel I've never been in, and of whose members I know only one. If this MDoAP ever appears to be required activation, we will promptly cancel it. Because, honestly, why would I ever want to give up my Infrastructure for these chumps? On that note, let us announce the following treaty: The Kim Il Sung MDoAP Article Kim Il Sung: This is a MDoAP signed solely because the glorious nations of the Great Leader Kim Il Sung and the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il don't want to get raided. Nutty North Koreans Signed, The Glorious, Eternally Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il His humble servant, Kaiser Gutenhagen The Peon, Gorchin The Real Korean, Park Jae-Sun It's just been revoked, Mel Gibson The new guy, Anarchy Island The Other Side Vesta Marcus (Psst, I'm only kidding. We are relatively fond of these people.) Greeting, fools. It are Park Hwang-Bo once amore. To concluded our grand announcement of fellow Socialist Workers, we are display great North Korea art works. Naturally, these are devote to Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il and he glorious vision. Horse are banned in North Korea, as Kim Jong-Il say they are plot to overthrow his glorious regime. This powerful picture show him crush the traitorous horse under he enormous weight strength. Impale old ladies with your bayonet Two on one is never unfair Thank you for waste you time reading our announcement. I look forward to you disparaging and sarcasm remark about our Dear Leader and his glorious vision. I would be offend, but I know that you all perish under he fist one day. Greatbye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claphamsa Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 where is the DoW? !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 (edited) o kaiser. join our IRC EDIT: Mandatory lulz Edited January 2, 2010 by Itsuki Koizumi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathcat Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Congrats.. could use more Puerto Ricans.. Bet they're pissed off now Also.. fun is as fun does.. I suppose.. I'll send a few Zombie Siamese over for the celebrations.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Hey we signed this? ehh whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juslen Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Horse are banned in North Korea, as Kim Jong-Il say they are plot to overthrow his glorious regime. No, horses are eaten as they taste much better than bark. Thus they cease to exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeScepter Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 North Korea is best Korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Hey we signed this? ehh whatever Your leader sent me your signature. I think there's a conspiracy going on. I bet it's those horses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 2 awesomery coor treaties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 North Korea is best Korea. Aeonic Imperium Supports this move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Your leader sent me your signature. I think there's a conspiracy going on.I bet it's those horses no kidding. I'm supposed to be under triumvir, and anansi's supposed to disappear because he is AWOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus The Viking Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 MUCH better news than these DoWs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorchin Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Hey we did something useful...>.> Kaiser you are slacking off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Now these treaty make us go to war. I thought treaty only stop you from get attack. This is rip off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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