Kevin McDonald Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Corp Treaty Cancellation OWF, PLANET BOB -- DEC. 25, 2009 In light of recent events, The Corporation is announcing the cancellation of its PIAT with Bel Air. OH SNAP SON, WE BLINGING NOW. An Optional Defense Pact between the Corporation and \m/ In Order to form a more Perfect, and Richer Union, The Corporation and \m/, hereby sign the OH SNAP SON, WE BLINGING NOW Pact, for the sake of all that is metal and profitable. \m/ and Corp, are fans of bling, and by signing this treaty, will mutually pursue said Bling across all of Planet Bob. OH SNAP SON, WE SOVEREIGN NOW. \m/ and The Corporation agree that Bling is beautiful and shiny, and must be acquired at any cost. However, \m/ and Corp, also agree that we must not lose ourselves on the Hunt for Bling. \m/ will respect Corp's bling mines, and Corp's will do likewise. OH SNAP SON, WE AIDING NOW. \m/ and The Corporation agree that mining for bling is not easy, and that it takes a lot of money to become Profitable. Thus, The Corporation will give aid to \m/ if it is needed, and \m/ will do likewise. OH SNAP SON, WE INFORMING NOW. Bling is a very difficult substance to Locate. If \m/ finds a Bling Deposit, then they're going to inform Corp about it. And Likewise, If Corp finds a new shiny Bling mine, well then they're gonna shoot the \m/ diggers a message. OH SNAP SON, WE FIGHTING NOW. Bling is the Envy of planet Bob. If someone act's Corporation for they're Bling, then \m/ can defend The Corporation, unless They're too busy swimming in Bling. And Likewise, if \m/ get's beat up for Bling, Then Corp can jump into the fight, unless they're out mining for bling. OH SNAP SON, WE CANCELLING NOW. If Either party feels that this treaty is no longer profitable, then they can inform the other party of the cancellation. They then have 48 hours to clear their equipment out of each other's bling mines. OH SNAP SON, WE SIGNIN' NOW Signed for The Corporation; iClean, Chief Executive Officer Kevin McDonald, Chairman of the Board Jon Archer, Chief Operating Officer Legend, Chief Administrative Officer Obiwan, Chief Financial Officer Valves, Chief Security Officer Signed for \m/; Chief Savage Man, Triumvir Comrade Goby WOAR Trimuvir Emperor Marx, Ballbuster Triumvir and Tech Raider Extraordinaire King Xander the Only, White Knight of \m/ and the True and Righteous Hero of Pink \m/errie \m/elodies, Director of \m/land Security Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 (edited) That was fast Also it's \m/, not Bel Air anymore. I CAN READ. I swear... o/ to new treaties hahaha.... Edited December 25, 2009 by KahlanRahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Merry Christmas to all. Including the Jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Oh Snap, very sweet! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Merry Christmas you coldhearted business types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 MERRY CHRISTMAS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Sexy. o/ Bling o/ Corp o/ \m/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Feather Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Oh snapdazzle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Grimshaw Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Hei- I mean, Hail \m/! Also, to a minor degree, hail TC. (Just kidding, you know I love you. <3) /me looks around shiftily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
890765 Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Corp is the bees knees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 (edited) Good for you The Corp. I never like those Bel Air chumps very much anyways. What a bunch of my idols fruitcakes. Now \m/, there's a classy bunch. Good luck and God Speed. Edited December 25, 2009 by Kzoppistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 I'm glad to see we were able to continue our professional relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 I must have been !@#$faced when I signed this. Meh, whatever, I'll live with it. From a former \m/ember to the new ones, it's time to ruin the game. o/ \m/ o/ Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Fame Monster Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Nice, a treaty on Christmas. Now nobody can troll it . Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akeetti Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 woohoo! go us. o/ bling dudes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extraduty Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Corp is immoral.. and I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Goby Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Shalom! Corporation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 The same !@#$ with a different name. Hooray for \m/ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Who better to know about the lack of morals than a Corporation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valtamdraugr Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 The same righteous !@#$ with a different name. Hooray for \m/ ! There..that's better. o/ Corp o/ \m/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 (edited) Who better to know about the lack of morals than a Corporation Indeed, they seem to pride themselves on an amoral ideology, which is baffling considering their choice of allies. Edited December 26, 2009 by Stonewall Jaxon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Indeed, they seem to pride themselves on an amoral ideology, which is baffling considering their choice of allies. Do go on, good sir, for you have peaked my interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Do go on, good sir, for you have peaked my interest. Piqued* CSN, RoK, Bel Air, GOD, RIA, Athens. You seem dedicated to people who spend their lives up their own @#$% in self-righteousness. If you truly recognize the fundamental and Obvious truths, you'd know that the amount of moral showboating your allies perform is no more than a waste of resources and an excellent way to become disillusioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Piqued* CSN, RoK, Bel Air, GOD, RIA, Athens. You seem dedicated to people who spend their lives up their own @#$% in self-righteousness. If you truly recognize the fundamental and Obvious truths, you'd know that the amount of moral showboating your allies perform is no more than a waste of resources and an excellent way to become disillusioned. The only one here with a self-righteous attitude is you. All we did was sign an ODP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 (edited) The only one here with a self-righteous attitude is you. All we did was sign an ODP. I am not self-righteous, only free of the illusions that are presented to a Bob citizen from the day he is born. If you turn your low-beams on, you can see through the fog of conventional foolery. So, was I wrong to call you an ally of the Corporation? Please forgive me, I though ODPs meant something, even to attention harlots like those in "\m/." EDIT: No man is free of ignorance Edited December 26, 2009 by Stonewall Jaxon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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