BozDaBoz Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Well, I dunno, I don't much care about rats, 'specially the one's that try to push ya around. You know, the Dominating Rats? Actually they are kinda cute, if you dress em up and put lipstick on them and have a few beers andddd.... Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, a bunch of drunk Farkers were griping about a dirty rat that decided to hit on one of our trainees, and we decided that IT COULD NOT STAND!!! So we tried to wake up our Gov, but they were all passed out in the corner after a long nite of [CENSORED], but we finally got Mattistan to say "Wha-eer youse guys wannnnaaa do is alllrii wi me" (At least we are pretty sure we got the go ahead) So, They told me, hey Boz (that's what they call me, Boz), hey Boz, go tell em we are gonna start killing rats!!! So, ok, ya'll, we are having a rat killing. Fark declares war on Rodentia Dominatus (until they bring some beer for the party anyhow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) Because you couldn't find anyone who hadn't just gotten out of a war, right? Good luck to both sides anyway. Edited December 10, 2009 by Arrnea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattistan Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I have no idea what is going on here. Why did you erect me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wabooz Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 You dirty brother...you killed my rat! Have fun Gents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Huh. I'm fairly surprised Fark is all this blood-thirsty, I'm kind of proud of them. They themselves were in a war not all that long ago and took a fair beating, around half their total NS. TPF happened to have been there. With RD just coming out of the RE war, this might be a fairly evenly matched fight. Fark has the numbers, RD has the individual NS. Lot of RD still in anarchy - but Fark is over 50,000 less in total alliance NS. That's a ballsy move, Fark. Is this like a raid escalation? I thought I saw some of that going on there for a while. We at TPF have gotten into those with both alliances at some point or another, too, no doubt. Hell, us and RD usually go at it every session almost traditionally. It happens. It's still fun! I honestly don't expect this one to last very long, but while it does, everyone have fun! o/ Fark! o/ RD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcticllama Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 yay diplomacy!!!!!!!!!! we have a rogue! you declared war?? we haven't even gotten out of anarchy caused by our last war??? will anyone talk?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReadyFireAIm Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Because you couldn't find anyone who hadn't just gotten out of a war, right? Good luck to both sides anyway. just had to quote this one... talk about cognitive dissonance. Wow. Anyway, good luck to both Fark and RD. Two great alliances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted December 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 yay diplomacy!!!!!!!!!!we have a rogue! you declared war?? we haven't even gotten out of anarchy caused by our last war??? will anyone talk?? Fark hereby gives Rodentia Dominatus white peace, didn't realize you guys were as beat up as we were! All Fark nations have been instructed to peace out. This was supposed to be just a bit of evenly matched fun but we aren't taking advantage of you guys when you are already beat up. /me shakes tiny fist at TPF and surveys his mostly destroyed nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obiwan Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 and I thought the last war with RD was the shortest in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubaQuerida Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Doesn't anyone check alliance seniority before declaring alliance wars anymore? The guy in question declared on two different alliances with only 2 days in RD!? It's too easy to start global war nowadays, even if it is fun and glorious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I honestly don't expect this one to last very long, but while it does, everyone have fun! Good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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