Ogaden Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 (edited) Viridian RIAcon The Random Insanity Alliance and the Viridian Entente have really gotten to know each other lately and we've decided to take our relationship to the 'next level' if you know what I mean. Below are the fruits of our hard labors. Article 8: Bros before hoes The Random Insanity Alliance and the Viridian Entente will always be true to one another, and will never let anything get in the way of their relationship, no matter how great that hoe is in the garden. Article B: Mutual Defense If RIA is hit, VE shall come to her aid, and if VE is hit, RIA will come to her aid as well, like that hot scene with the two twins in that video. Article : Optional Bacon If VE initiates a war, RIA has the option of entering the war on VE's behalf, and if RIA initiates a war, VE also has the option of entering the war on RIA's behalf. Also, bacon will be optionally aproportioned, and NO RATIONING OF BACON IS TO OCCUR. Article D: Florida A dzo is a hybrid of a yak and domestic cattle. The word dzo technically refers to a male hybrid, while a female is known as a dzomo or zhom. Alternative Romanizations of the Tibetan names include zho and zo. In Mongolian it is called khainag (хайнаг). There is also the English language portmanteau term of yakow; a combination of the words yak and cow, though this is rarely used. Article F: In case of bacon rationing Should one party be so insane as to actually ration bacon, a 48 hour grace period shall go into force in order to allow for sufficient hoarding and then this treaty shall be considered cancelled, and the pork industry shall enter a period of nationwide mourning for an additional 72 hours. Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance: Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands and Puppetmaster of Chaos Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends C-zom, Head of Military Operations. Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity cctmsp13 - chief administrator of programs relating to efficient use of resources and capital goods. Ogaden, left arm of Voltron, beloved of Catimus Prime, Head of having Foreign Affairs Shadow Slayer, Pikachu, Head of having Internal Affairs Signed for the Viridian Entente: Solaris, Lord of the Entente and the Ever-Hungry Green Monster Impero, Duke of the Entente and Bomber of All Things Jager TypoNinja, Secretary of State and Minister of Serious Business goldielax25, Secretary of the Interior and Destroyer of Friendships Ryuusei, Secretary of Defense and Phantom of the Mark SonofHoward, Minister of Awesome (better than goldielax) and Kybernetes, Minister of Awesome (also better than goldielax) Edited December 9, 2009 by James Dahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfHoward Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Hail our generous and distiguished leaders who allowed us this glorious day! To bacon! May this day live on in infamy in our minds and hearts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDragon Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 o/ Bacon o/ RIA o/ VE Awesome treaty is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penkala Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 A good treaty with good friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 /me eats some bacon. I like this treaty. Good luck guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
890765 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 mmm...Delicious bacon Lines being drawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuletide Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 A great treaty indeed. o/ VE o/ RIA o/ o/ o/ Bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viridia Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Hail the glorious revolution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amoshu Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 I'm Amoshi, and I approve of bacon cupcakes. o/ Enjoy the flavour combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Diesel Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Good stuff, glad to see a strengthening of our friendship. Article D: Florida Was really hoping that this article would make fun of Tebow's pout fest the other day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 When I saw the topic, I had a heart attack, after just getting back on my feet, I realized it was just a treaty. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! - also congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Congratulations on a tasty treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Glad to see our relationship with you crazy buggers go a step further Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Impero Romano Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 o/ Redundant treaties You can never be to close to a bunch of randomly insane cactus dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Congrats to our allies for getting together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ty345 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Was really hoping that this article would make fun of Tebow's pout fest the other day... WHERE IS YOUR FLORIDAN GOD NOW??? Also, hails and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 After looking at this I promptly left the thread, then I remembered I had come in to post. o7 RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongrel Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Bacon rationing is the first sign of the apocalypse, let's pray we never see it. o/ RIA o/ VE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TailsK Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Looks good guys! Congrats! ... Bacon Explosion anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 You dropped one of these 'Gratz RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSkellington Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 (edited) Apparently an MDP bloc with someone is simply a good gesture treaty. As much as I'm always on RIA's side... :haw: ...this treaty is generally pointless. Unless of course there is some other motive to it. Redundant treaties clogging up the treaty web piss me off. Edited December 9, 2009 by JackSkellington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penkala Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Apparently an MDP bloc with someone is simply a good gesture treaty. As much as I'm always on RIA's side... :haw: ...this treaty is generally pointless. Unless of course there is some other motive to it. Redundant treaties clogging up the treaty web piss me off. What? How is this going to affect anything? Not like it's going to make starting a war any harder or easier... so what's your point? And just for you I'll make it a priority to sign more redundant treaties . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfHoward Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Its about upping the bacon content. Those flags are perfectly sized Shadow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypoNinja Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 turbaconducken. baconaise. Deep fried bacon. BACON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSkellington Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 (edited) What? How is this going to affect anything? Not like it's going to make starting a war any harder or easier... so what's your point? And just for you I'll make it a priority to sign more redundant treaties . Were you attempting to get my point across? Go ahead and reread what I said and then what you said. Edited December 9, 2009 by JackSkellington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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