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Fall Waldkacke

#1 User is offline   Mergerberger II 

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 09:55 PM

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Announcement

In recognition of the greater struggle of Frisian Unity,

And in recognition of the foreigners between Frisia and that Unity.

And in recognition of the oppression of Frisians by irrational and harsh regimes.

And in recognition of the impracticality of demanding North Frisia from irrational dictators.

The Revolutionary Socialist Syndicate of the Netherlands does hereby declare war on the nation-state of Lübeck.




Fall Waldkacke


One Week Earlier...

Dutch satellites took many, many pictures of Lübeckian soil, attempting to identify possible locations of nuclear weapons for seizure by the Dutch Military once the invasion had begun. Several were identified as 'definite' sites, while nearly a hundred were identified as 'probable' or 'possible'. Fifty were targeted as a part of the initial assault, leaving the others as a part of the ongoing invasion as to when they had to be located and taken out of service.


0300:

Upon receiving the go-ahead to attack Lübeck nearly six hours before the actual declaration of war, the following occurs:

The Dutch Computer Warfare Division of the Armed Forces initiated attacks on the Lübeckian defensive communication and detection systems, including attempts to disrupt satellites and to make communications among military folk impossible. The goal was to shut down all Lübeckian communications, including civilian ones, everything electronic had to go. The goal also included attempts at gaining information on the Lübeckian government, though this was of lesser priority.

The Dutch Air Force Special Forces Assault Division received notice of the invasion plans six days prior to the invasion, and had been on full alert since then. Prepared, at exactly 0300 hours they few from airbases throughout the RSSN with attack aircraft into Lubeck. Major targets were Anti-Air fortifications near the primary invasion zone. Little resistance was expected due to the surprise attack. At 0310, 200 Attack Aircraft, informed of the possibility of an invasion a couple of days beforehand, followed behind the Special Forces. These aircraft, escorted by three divisions of fighter aircraft (150), targeted major airbases across the main Danish Peninsula. Heavy Lubeckian casualties were expected, while Dutch casualties were minimal. Fighter engagements were few and far between, most of the enemy air force unprepared for the attack.

Meanwhile, the Air Force launched major cruise missile strikes, designed to follow the Attack Aircraft's bombing raids directly, on key military installations and defensive fortifications that may hinder the later land-based invasion by the Army. These missiles traveled at ~800mph, and were launched principally from storage facilities already on high alert in the RSSN.

The Dutch Airborne Forces were dropped onto sites identified earlier as possible or probable locations of nuclear weapons. Their mission was to sieze control of these nuclear facilities, and ensure that Lübeck did not use their nuclear weapons on the RSSN. There were no plans from the RSSN to use nuclear weapons on Lübeck, except in retaliation for Lübeckian nuclear weapon strikes. To assist with the enforcement of MAD policy, two Ballistic Missile submarines, loaded with nuclear weapons, were parked off the coast of Denmark, and they let their presence be known by the enemy once the initial surprise attack had been carried out.

Meanwhile, the Assault division of the Koninklijke Marine, parked off the coast of Lübeck, bombarded coastal defenses, targeting any anti-ship emplacements primarily, then concentrating on anti-personnel fortifications and anti-air. Six aircraft carriers carried attack aircraft, which assisted in the Air Force assault of Lübeckian defenses. Two of these consisted of fighter aircraft, though only one Carrier worth of fighter aircraft was sent into battle. The other remained on the carrier on high alert in the case of the Lübeckian Navy or Air Force launching a counter-attack on the Dutch Navy.

The Battle division of the Koninklijke Marine attacked the Lübeckian Navy stationed on the North Sea. Missile attacks rained down on Lübeckian seaports, and estimates put Lubeckian Naval losses at very high levels. Upon completion of this mission, the Battle Division moved Northwards, toward the tip of Denmark, to protect the Assault Division from the Lubeckian Navy. Because of the lack of a formal Lübeckian Navy, the Navy was very well protected from all but land assaults, which the Assault Division had taken care of.


0325:

Two land-based assaults occurred. First, a direct assault across the RSSN-Lübeck border by Army Special Forces occurred at 0330. With most of the Lübeckian defensive positions taken out, it was theorized that the assault would be relatively easy, though this was not 100%. 5,000 Special Forces, along with 87 armored unites participated in the initial assault. Their goal was to take out any and all military installations before the enemy could successfully mobilize their Army and put up a decent resistance to the Army Proper, which would follow behind the Special Forces later on. The advance of the Special Forces was a swift one, though it slowed as the night turned into morning and dawn was seen on the horizon.

The second land-based assault was amphibious. In Southwestern Lübeck, the Dutch Navy Marine Division assaulted with 5,000 troops total the western coast of Lubeck (Think Northern Schleswig-Holstein), along with 100 armored vehicles and assistance from the Navy Assault Division. The Marines were expected to be able to land relatively easily, though later engagements would be inevitable. Missile strikes were at the ready from both the ships and from silos that were on high alert in the RSSN to assist the Marine division.


0600:

Now that the invasion of Lübeck was fully underway, and the Lübeckian defenses were incapacitated as best that the Air Force, Navy, and Special Forces could do, the Army would begin its formal invasion of Lübeck, by means of the land border with Lübeck. These were highly trained soldiers, the best in the regular Army, and well-above conscripts and enlisted soldiers. 15,000 participated in the initial invasion, with another 80,000 waiting behind to invade where needed, or to be dropped into hot zones by the Air Force.

Meanwhile, the Dutch Army of 750,000 soldiers and 7,500 armored units mobilized. 400,000 and 4,000 armored units prepared to move into Lübeck as soon as possible. The land border was relatively small, and the Germans, they knew, did not want to start a war and thus would not allow Dutch Army men to pass through German lands. Moving this massive number of enlisted men into Lübeck would take a rather long time, and thus it was planned that they would be strategically placed into points where they were needed the most. Whether by Airborne assaults or by direct land transport into Lübeck, they would arrive by 0600 on Day 2 of the invasion.


*Private to Lübeck*

Your surrender terms will come soon. If you would like to surrender earlier, unconditional is acceptable.

However, condition 1 will be the following:

I. Lübeck must agree that this video is of total awesome. They must also recognize that what being said in the video is "I poo in the forest - my $@! will get cold." (it is). They must also pay reparations to the families of any men they shot whilst they pooped in Lübeckian forests.

:P

This post has been edited by Mergerberger II: 10 November 2009 - 09:55 PM


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Posted 10 November 2009 - 10:21 PM

"And so Europe descends into war once again..."

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 10:22 PM

View PostSubtleknifewielder, on Nov 10 2009, 11:20 PM, said:

"And so Europe descends into war once again..."

OOC: My thought when I saw someone finally post in here was that it's going to be "And so Europe plunges into war once again...", and then bam, there it is.

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 10:25 PM

View PostMergerberger II, on Nov 10 2009, 08:22 PM, said:

OOC: My thought when I saw someone finally post in here was that it's going to be "And so Europe plunges into war once again...", and then bam, there it is.

OOC: Well, it's a legitimate post. I don't really like Lubeck IC-wise, but I know this will involve others I do like...hence I had to say something neutral like that.

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 10:41 PM

"Caucasia has no official stance on the war at this time."

-HRH King James I

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 10:44 PM

Unless our Ally Slavorussia reacts, or we feel one of our friends (Euskadi, Scotland, Taeunas namely) are threatened, Molakia will remain neutral in this situation.

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 10:46 PM

Carthage will, of course, enact standard policies of no-water access to belligerents on both sides. Other than that we remain neutral.

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 11:10 PM

Erik Betrakte sat at his desk, watching television on a large plasma TV. On one side, the history channel was showing a special on the Silver Revolution, in the middle was the news, and on the other side was a show called South Park, with the sound for that channel on. A particular breaking news report caught his eye.

"Europe plunges into yet another war."

Erik shook his head and changed the sound to the news. With another button he made it fill the screen. "Twenty marks says this is Martens," he mused.

"The Netherlands have declared war on the State of Lübeck, and have already launched a major offensive. All of the nation is waiting for a statement from either Erik or Vinzent about the part Crimea will play in this war."

"Well, !@#$," Erik said, turning off his television. He looked up for a second, and leaned back in his chair. He picked up his phone and pressed the button for his Public Affairs office. After the receptionist greeted him, he answered, "Can you schedule a press conference today in the basement of the Kaiserhof?"

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"I know you all are concerned about my position on the war. Remember this, though, the Defensive pact with Greater Germany still stands, as is our position in the EU. Although the EU isn't an aggression pact, if any of the members are attacked by other nations, we will join the war. This is the official stance, and now I open the floor for questions."

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 11:38 PM

"And so Europe falls into war once more. We would like to HIGHLY recommend that Dutch rethink their actions, and speak with the Lubekians rather than continue a war that will do not but harm the people you claim to want to help. Of course, Oslo will always be open to such a delegation should cooler heads prevail."

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 12:14 AM

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In Defense of Lubeck

"The Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire of German Nation condemns the actions of the belligerent, the Revolutionary Socialist Syndicate of the Netherlands.
We do hereby declare our support for Lubeck as per the Mutual Defense Pact; Our forces are being readied and two Carrier Battlegroups are already on the way.

We implore the Netherlands to stop this unnecessary war unless they want to go against the mightiest nation of Europe.
That is all."




OOC Edit: Also, why did you name this operation "Wood poop"?

This post has been edited by Lynneth: 11 November 2009 - 12:15 AM


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Posted 11 November 2009 - 12:17 AM

View PostLynneth, on Nov 11 2009, 06:14 AM, said:

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In Defense of Lubeck

"The Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire of German Nation condemns the actions of the belligerent, the Revolutionary Socialist Syndicate of the Netherlands.
We do hereby declare our support for Lubeck as per the Mutual Defense Pact; Our forces are being readied and two Carrier Battlegroups are already on the way.

We implore the Netherlands to stop this unnecessary war unless they want to go against the mightiest nation of Europe.
That is all."




OOC Edit: Also, why did you name this operation "Wood poop"?


OOC: See the video. XD

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 02:57 AM

"...as hundreds of Dutch tanks crossed vast areas of open territory..."

"No."

<click>

"...so you see that these people have no idea what to do at the moment, I think we should be congratulating the Dutch, that land belongs to..."

"Nope."

<click>

"...they're !@#$%^&*, Europe wouldn't know peace if it bit them on the..."

"Too vulgar."

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"...and in defense of Lubeck, Austria stands ready to do whatever is necessary to make sure that..."

"Booooring." Sarah sighed and looked at her legs where Heather was gently resting her leg on her mother's calf. "I know honey, I want something to watch too, but unfortunately wars are big news. They happen every month so I don't understand why, but lets give it one more shot."

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"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE!"

Sarah smiled as Heather's eyes lit up. She leaned back on the couch and closed her eyes. "Beautiful."

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 04:20 AM

The Silhouette smiled as he saw the news. The more time they spent fighting each other, the less time they would have to focus on New South Wales.

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 05:29 AM

*Private*

The Premier went to sleep while watching the news of Europe descending into war once again.

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 07:06 AM

OOC: I request all involved to consider the following post.
http://forums.cybern...p;#entry1961872

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 10:12 AM

"Oh boy, Europe devolves into war. Again.

We'll be over there, enjoying the stability of North America, if you need us. Actually, please dont."

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 10:45 AM

Pursuant to the Imperial-Lubeckian Axis, the Holy Imperium of Man declares war on the Netherlands.

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 11:14 AM

**Classified Message to HRE**

We're joining the good side in line with our treaty, it might take a while however for forces to arrive in Europe as such we will wait with war until deployments have been prepared.

OOC: Need a few hours to make the post :P

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 11:22 AM

View PostShadowsage, on Nov 11 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

Pursuant to the Imperial-Lubeckian Axis, the Holy Imperium of Man declares war on the Netherlands.

"In defense of Lubeck, as the HRE has done, I assume?"

View PostCenturius, on Nov 11 2009, 06:13 PM, said:

**Classified Message to HRE**

We're joining the good side in line with our treaty, it might take a while however for forces to arrive in Europe as such we will wait with war until deployments have been prepared.

OOC: Need a few hours to make the post :P

**Classified Reply**

"Excellent. We suggest that you be careful if you go through the Channel, as the Netherlands may try and lay mines in it. We also suggest that our fleets do work together to wreak havoc on their coastal defenses. Sat-intel indicates they've brought almost the entirety of their forces to attack Lubeck.
Also, declare a war of defense for Lubeck against the Netherlands. This will give the EU a smaller incentive to intervene."



**Classified actions**

Two carrier battlegroups were on the way towards Gibraltar by now, with enough transports in tow for 150,000 soldiers, predicted to be enough to help Lubeck keep the Netherlands at bay until nuclear weapons fall. The ships are going at high speed.




**Public announcement**

"We request that no nation that is involved uses nuclear weapons. We do not wish to destroy this beautiful world more than it is. Let us try to preserve it."

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 11:27 AM

*Classified to the HRE*
Well, yes. According to the Treaty of Rio De Janeiro, we are obligated to defend our allies in Lubeck, as they have done for us time and again with honor and distinction. As such our force deployments to the Lubeckian theater are as follows;

3 Carriers,
7 Corvettes,
5 Battleships,
2 Cruisers,
6 Landing Ships,
2 Destroyers,
2 Submarines,

And an assortment of other non-capital ships. In addition, this flotilla will carry 300,000 soldiers to reinforce the defenses of Lubeck. Perhaps our fleets could rendezvous at some location?

*Private*
Several of the ships mentioned in the communication were already in the Azores, so the fleet from Imperial Center left earlier then anticipated; having gathered up the soldiers with communications to travel to the Azores. The fleet was assembling and awaiting further instructions.

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