[Rooman33]

These are dark times indeed.

There used to be a time on Steve, when a man knew friend from foe. But no longer.

Under the mask of ambiguity, the NONE unaligned aligned menace has skirted the harsh realities of the world. But no longer!

In a cold, callous, malicious, egregious, sacrilegious, sanctimonious, unacceptable, preposterous, outrageous, unbelievable, uncalled for attempt to be clever, the allied nations of "NONE" have attempted to hide behind the international mechanics of Steve. By listing their alliance as "NONE" they can scarcely be identified, let alone analyzed and targeted.

Well, I'm here to say. We've identified. We've analyzed. And I'm 64% sure we've managed to target at least 20% of the people who are actually in NONE.

NONE, we're all jacked up on Mountain Dew. We're gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Signed:
Your mother... what then?

This post has been edited by Rooman33: 07 October 2009 - 12:59 AM

[President Gunn]

Im Nascar8fanga and I approve this message!
Go UJA and your attempt to purge this evil AA of "none"
o/ UJA
o/ PU
o/ Roo

Edit: I love getting first Lurking FTW

This post has been edited by President Gunn: 06 October 2009 - 10:53 PM

[HisK Owns You]

LMAO I love it!

o/ UJA

[willij]

i approve. plus i think ill be fighting the 1 percent we find. but i swear ill be on them like a spider monkey.
let us pray....
dear baby Jesus

[Walford]

You cannot kill what's already dead. But by all means try like so many others before you. In the end, we will still be here and you will have less than what you started with.

See you in hell.

[Burning Glory]

Walford, on Oct 7 2009, 05:45 AM, said:

You cannot kill what's already dead. But by all means try like so many others before you. In the end, we will still be here and you will have less than what you started with.

See you in hell.

This is true, i've seen it before

BG.

[Walford]

Burning Glory, on Oct 7 2009, 07:54 AM, said:

This is true, i've seen it before

BG.

Respect from one old warrior to another.

[Gondor]

Haha, only in TE man, only in TE.

[Rooman33]

Walford, on Oct 7 2009, 07:45 AM, said:

You cannot kill what's already dead. But by all means try like so many others before you. In the end, we will still be here and you will have less than what you started with.

See you in hell.

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

[Lysander]

*cheers at the Oscar Wilde quote*

awesome sig quote btw

This post has been edited by Lysander: 07 October 2009 - 09:50 AM

[Richard VII]

Trying to one up me, Roo?

Humph.

[BigKat]

I wasn't sure about this...but I bought into it because you said it was sacrilegious AND sanctimonious. That is bad. And bad must be utterly destroyed.

[Walford]

Rooman33, on Oct 7 2009, 12:51 AM, said:

...the allied nations of "NONE" have attempted to hide behind the international mechanics of Steve. By listing their alliance as "NONE" they can scarcely be identified, let alone analyzed and targeted.

Well, I'm here to say. We've identified. We've analyzed. And I'm 64% sure we've managed to target at least 20% of the people who are actually in NONE...

Bless your heart. It says how to identify us at the top of our message board. Anyone can open a few of our nations, easily figure out who we are and avoid us if they like -- repeat customers are rare.

[HurricaneLOL]

I like this message of NONE. To Walford o/

[dy Cazaril]

Down with NONE!

o/ UJA!

[Rooman33]

Walford, on Oct 7 2009, 01:34 PM, said:

Bless your heart. It says how to identify us at the top of our message board. Anyone can open a few of our nations, easily figure out who we are and avoid us if they like -- repeat customers are rare.

Good lord, even the lulzy DoW's get trolled these days. The DoW was merely pointing out that, through the game mechanics, NONE nations cannot be isolated, analyzed and targeted. No one knows how large your alliance is or what kind of force it possesses. Even with the list on your forums, some of those people are flying None, NoNe, and NONE AA's. And any type of targeting of your alliance (unlike every other alliance in the game) has to be done manually, nation for nation. It's quite impossible to view and analyze you as a collective - bless your heart.

[Walford]

It's quite easy. You leave nations alone that are not attacking you and yours and don't cry if you find yourself getting burned when you decide to victimize someone who has more backing than you hoped when you decided to start a fight.

Wanting of that, you might need to do some homework if you decide to beat and rob someone and want to keep the conflict confined. As it is, this attack has provided an opportunity for us to recruit.

[tallah]

I know how big it is
It just takes some time and alot of thought
(If you want I can create a list of them all Walford, you guys are shiny )
Edit: mai grammer aginz...

This post has been edited by tallah: 07 October 2009 - 03:34 PM

[Walford]

We made ourselves conspicuous on purpose so that those who wished to avoid us could easily do so. As I said earlier, we rarely have repeat customers.

[Rooman33]

Walford, on Oct 7 2009, 05:30 PM, said:

It's quite easy. You leave nations alone that are not attacking you and yours and don't cry if you find yourself getting burned when you decide to victimize someone who has more backing than you hoped when you decided to start a fight.

Wanting of that, you might need to do some homework if you decide to beat and rob someone and want to keep the conflict confined. As it is, this attack has provided an opportunity for us to recruit.

By our calculations, we were about even in active nation numbers and thought this would be a fair fight. If you feel we're roughing you up too bad, drop me a PM and I can pull the breaks on this rolling circus. We're not looking to curb stomp anyone here, we were looking for a nice 1 on 1 spar. If that's not what we got, let me know and we can re-evaluate.

This post has been edited by Rooman33: 07 October 2009 - 03:44 PM