[Sargun]

Alessandro Romano, King of Carthage, sent a private letter to the government of Promised Land. It was pretty short and written in Italian, Latin and English in different places because he was slightly drunk at the time. Fortunately, it was readable with a bit of effort. In general, it asked for "the damned head of the Promised Land" to come to Carthage for a meeting. He was instructed to bring a pistol but not anybody else, and preferably some earplugs.

In addition, if it was accepted a Carthage-owned plane would be available to use, as planes from Promised Land are on a general "annoy like balls" list.

[KingChris]

OOC: Do I foresee a duel?

[Sargun]

OOC: Not really.

[Biohazard]

OOC: Furon demands a duel!

The losing side must be put into the Stocks, Hip-Thrusted at by men until they beg for their mothers, then decapitated, with your brand new hood-ornament being proudly displayed on top of your capital building.

[Subtleknifewielder]

Sargun, on Sep 30 2009, 08:58 PM, said:

Alessandro Romano, King of Carthage, sent a private letter to the government of Promised Land. It was pretty short and written in Italian, Latin and English in different places because he was slightly drunk at the time. Fortunately, it was readable with a bit of effort. In general, it asked for "the damned head of the Promised Land" to come to Carthage for a meeting. He was instructed to bring a pistol but not anybody else, and preferably some earplugs.

In addition, if it was accepted a Carthage-owned plane would be available to use, as planes from Promised Land are on a general "annoy like balls" list.

"Hmm..." was all Anderson said while reading the message.

"At least he's honest about how he feels about us," he finally commented dryly, once he'd finished. "The least I can do is see what he wants."

The new secretary he'd finally gotten, after reading the message, looked less than happpy at having to type out the reply dictated to her.

"Very well. Send your plane."

~Administrator Anderson

He'd be bringing earplugs, as he'd been instructed, and the Desert Eagle he'd used to carry around all the time for personal protection.

Biohazard, on Sep 30 2009, 09:11 PM, said:

OOC: Furon demands a duel!

The losing side must be put into the Stocks, Hip-Thrusted at by men until they beg for their mothers, then decapitated, with your brand new hood-ornament being proudly displayed on top of your capital building.

OOC: Whaddaya think we are, barbarians?

This post has been edited by Subtleknifewielder: 01 October 2009 - 11:40 AM

[KaiserMelech Mikhail]

Subtleknifewielder, on Oct 1 2009, 06:39 PM, said:

OOC: Whaddaya think we are, barbarians?

OOC: Duels are for civilized gentlemen...





And pissed off Vice-Presidents.

[Shadowsage]

OOC: Ain't that the truth. Also, is this really duel? If so I likey.

[Subtleknifewielder]

OOC: Guys, enough OOC like that, please. I'm sure Sargun won't be so nice if he has to say something about it.

[Sargun]

OOC: For once, I'm not too miffed about it. Subtle has the right idea though. I don't mind "LOL DUEL" but less Dick Cheney Anyway, I have a nice post planned up for tomorrow. Sorry, subtle, you'll have to be patient with this one.

[Subtleknifewielder]

OOC: I don't mind. Gives me a chance to catch up on a few other things...

This post has been edited by Subtleknifewielder: 01 October 2009 - 08:27 PM

[Sargun]

OOC: Goddamnit, I'm late and without my super epic awesome post. )): This must be delayed!

IC: The flight was canceled, and Administrator Anderson was sent a card expressing regrets for the cancellation and a hope for a more formal meeting in the future.

[Subtleknifewielder]

OOC: Ok...

IC: Anderson stared at the card, then laughed, tossing it aside as he finished the report he'd been working on while wating for the plane. At least he'd been able to get some work done, so the time hadn't been a waste.