[Lenny N Karl]

Join NATO


Ok here is the deal….

Here is what NATO and ALL the other alliances
are actually saying to you in this forum:




All the alliances are selling you just about the same thing:

• Nation Growth programs
• Sign up bonuses
• Trade circles
• Tech circles
• Protection
• Friendly and fun community


They all probably can do it. But look at their van…




Now look at NATO’s



It is all about chemistry and feeling at home at your new alliance. I ask that you give NATO a try-out.
We will be starting up another one of our NATO Biggest Gainer Contest soon
and another NATO tradition, Carnival can’t be too far away.

Each alliance has its own uniqueness. I hope that you find NATO to be the home you are looking for.

Remember, you don’t want to get in the wrong van…..



Join NATO

Our IRC channel is #cnnato on coldfront. drop by sometime

Hope to see you soon

This post has been edited by Lenny N Karl: 24 September 2009 - 09:31 AM

[Pouyakhani]

Nice Pictures!

[Haflinger]

Classic NATO style. Love you guys.

[Warden]

Ingenious Lenny! Did Karl help you at all with that?

[Njero]

What are you talking about? Karl's the brains of the operation.

Lenny's such a slacker.

[The Mongol-Swedes]

Wicked.

[Lenny N Karl]

Quote

Karl: According to the map, NATO should be right here.

Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no NATO, maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.

Karl: Oh yeah yeah...like, maybe NATO is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork

Lenny: oh...no, they said there'd be sandwiches.

PS - we have sandwiches too....

[Hakim]

I like candy...and samwhitches

[The Thief]

I like the recruitment spiel. Definitely original!

[Weirdgus]

Very good stuff here guys, I like it a lot! o/

[Imploding Diarrhea]

Oh my god!! was i ever in the wrong ...

(opens up a small piece of paper, then reads aloud)

van

[Hakim]

Pretty much can't get a sweeter deal than candy and sandwiches in a flame retardant van....swing by and look us up...

[Lenny N Karl]

Quote

Lenny: Hey, let's go to the girl's college.
Karl: No, the Playboy Mansion. Playboy Mansion.
King Tom: Shut up. It's my van and I say we're going to the lost city of gold.

drunken road trips are funner in our van...

[Netjr]

Lol, funny.

[Lenny N Karl]

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Karl: You know, I was hexed by a troll once and a leprechaun cured that right up.
Lenny: Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six leprechauns!
Karl: Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun.

[Lenny N Karl]

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Pollexter: Are you gonna torture me?
Lenny: We can't tell you. Not knowing is the worst torture of all!
Karl: Well, that and the rat helmet. [Lenny and Karl throw Pollexter in his cell]
Lenny: Now, get some sleep, you got a 9 AM rat helmet.
Pollexter: (groans) 9 AM?!

[JDavis]

Friendly bump from TUF

nice recruitment message, finally an original concept

[Lenny N Karl]

Quote

Lenny: Ah, there's nothing like revenge for getting back at people.
Karl: I don't know. Vengeance is pretty sweet.

[Lenny N Karl]

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Karl: Oh no! Hakim's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Karl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Karl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Karl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!

[King Tom]

love it