Buds The Man Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 (edited) Soooo MD and I(Chefjoe) got seriously drunk on ale and spirits not to long ago.......not that THAT is anything out of the norm.....BUT the fact that we then somehow pulled off an act of genetic splicing that resulted in an abomination of nature so unfounded, so unneaded, so perplexing and odd that we knew our lives would be forever changed(read scarred). To this day we do not know if what we have wrought upon the world is for good or ill but either way its funny to look at So with no further chatter we bring you....... Viking Turtle Article 1 The Blue Turtle Alliance (here after known as BTA) and Valhalla do hereby acknowledge a mutual relationship of peace, defense and trust between their respective alliances. Article 2 BTA and Valhalla shall refrain from any actions that would compromise the safety and security of each others alliance. Article 3 Should either alliance receive intelligence that would indicate actions being taken by a third party that would place either alliance in harms way, they are required to share this intelligence with the other alliance. Article 4 Should BTA or Valhalla come under attack, the other is required to join battle against the offending alliance. The Alliance that is attacked as part of the original offense, can choose to waive this obligation. Should this clause be activated as a result of retaliatory treaty obligations against a signatories offensive military actions, then this clause becomes optional. Article 5 BTA and Valhalla do not believe in spying, bullying, or intimidation as methods of achieving a goal. Should either signatory be attacked because of the aforementioned, defense of that signatory is optional. Article 6 In the case of either signatory being discovered utilizing the tactics detailed in clause 5, or acting in violation of the spirit of this treaty, an immediate review of this treaty will be conducted. Article 7 BTA and Valhalla pledge to attempt to reconcile any disagreements between their alliances diplomatically before any further action is taken. Article 8 This treaty can be cancelled by either party so long as section 6 has been satisfied. Cancellation requires 72 hour notice. After the 72 hour cool down period has expired, this treaty becomes a non renewable Non Aggression Pact with a duration of 6 days. Signed Master-Debater Oracle of the BTA Signed Regent: Chefjoe Vice Regent: Bud Marshal: Benjamin Security Consul: Levistus Chancellor: Get Sum Emissary: Akasha tl;dr we have created a new warior and we dig it BTA has some rocking scientist that have been inspired by Valhallan Mead so we shall party togethter constantly. Edited August 29, 2009 by Buds The Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 non-chaining MDOAP. Article 5 in particular is very interesting. Congrats to our allies Valhalla and their new friends in BTA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Joy Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Congrats on the treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Thats a hideously beautiful warlike creature and a Very nice treaty, congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Congrats on the treaty, BTA and Valhalla. Looks really nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toraoji Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 congrats to both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 That viking turtle is awesome looking. The treaty is awesome looking. /me approves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 "Kry, did you lock the genetics lab when you left?" "No Hal, I thought you did." "Well, it'll probably be ok until the morning." "You sure?" "Bud's off drinking with his new friend. He'll be safely passed out in a few hours. And anyone else who'd get in there wouldn't be able to figure out how to even turn on the mutator before security found them. No worries." Oops. o/ BTA and Valhalla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Niagara Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 NICE treaty to our purple allies!!! o/ those pesky vikings!!! also, o/ BTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenhailee Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Congratulations on the treaty and the new friendship o/ Valhalla o/BTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryievla Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 That image is an abomination. However, this treaty is most excellent; I love me some blue turtles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buds The Man Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 "Kry, did you lock the genetics lab when you left?""No Hal, I thought you did." "Well, it'll probably be ok until the morning." "You sure?" "Bud's off drinking with his new friend. He'll be safely passed out in a few hours. And anyone else who'd get in there wouldn't be able to figure out how to even turn on the mutator before security found them. No worries." Oops. o/ BTA and Valhalla Actually Hal Chef was drinking and wandering the halls again. I can neither confirm or deny his entrance to the genetics lab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Is it a Teenage Mutant Viking Turtle, perchance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buds The Man Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Is it a Teenage Mutant Viking Turtle, perchance? We at Valhalla follow all binding laws there is no teenage drinking in our halls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Article 5BTA and Valhalla do not believe in spying, bullying, or intimidation as methods of achieving a goal. Should either signatory be attacked because of the aforementioned, defense of that signatory is optional. Nice treaty, though I'm curious about this article, has any alliance ever declared war for bullying or intimidation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neoche666 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 hail valhalla o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew The Great Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Congrats to our Allies in Valhalla and their new allies at BTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delgursh Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Hey congrats guys o/ Val Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Nice treaty, though I'm curious about this article, has any alliance ever declared war for bullying or intimidation? Yes: it was part of the CB on Illuminati actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboo Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Haha, I love that picture. Congratulations, and very nice work indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaitlinK Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Congrats to our favorite Vikings on their latest treaty!!! o/ Valhalla! o/ Turtles Chef Joe, Akasha & Bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzle Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Epic treaty. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 I love the image. Congrats to you both, BTA have chosen a great treaty partner in Valhalla. o/ Valhalla o/ BTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan V Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Congratulations are in order to the Drunk Viking Turtles. o/ Valhalla o/ BTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Now this is how you do things. Im glad that we could get this finished and worked out. You guys are great friends. p/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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