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Soooo MD and I(Chefjoe) got seriously drunk on ale and spirits not to long ago.......not that THAT is anything out of the norm.....BUT the fact that we then somehow pulled off an act of genetic splicing that resulted in an abomination of nature so unfounded, so unneaded, so perplexing and odd that we knew our lives would be forever changed(read scarred). To this day we do not know if what we have wrought upon the world is for good or ill but either way its funny to look at :P

So with no further chatter we bring you.......

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Viking Turtle

Article 1

The Blue Turtle Alliance (here after known as BTA) and Valhalla do hereby acknowledge a mutual relationship of peace, defense and trust between their respective alliances.

Article 2

BTA and Valhalla shall refrain from any actions that would compromise the safety and security of each others alliance.

Article 3

Should either alliance receive intelligence that would indicate actions being taken by a third party that would place either alliance in harms way, they are required to share this intelligence with the other alliance.

Article 4

Should BTA or Valhalla come under attack, the other is required to join battle against the offending alliance. The Alliance that is attacked as part of the original offense, can choose to waive this obligation. Should this clause be activated as a result of retaliatory treaty obligations against a signatories offensive military actions, then this clause becomes optional.

Article 5

BTA and Valhalla do not believe in spying, bullying, or intimidation as methods of achieving a goal. Should either signatory be attacked because of the aforementioned, defense of that signatory is optional.

Article 6

In the case of either signatory being discovered utilizing the tactics detailed in clause 5, or acting in violation of the spirit of this treaty, an immediate review of this treaty will be conducted.

Article 7

BTA and Valhalla pledge to attempt to reconcile any disagreements between their alliances diplomatically before any further action is taken.

Article 8

This treaty can be cancelled by either party so long as section 6 has been satisfied. Cancellation requires 72 hour notice. After the 72 hour cool down period has expired, this treaty becomes a non renewable Non Aggression Pact with a duration of 6 days.

Signed

Master-Debater

Oracle of the BTA

Signed

Regent: Chefjoe

Vice Regent: Bud

Marshal: Benjamin

Security Consul: Levistus

Chancellor: Get Sum

Emissary: Akasha

tl;dr we have created a new warior and we dig it BTA has some rocking scientist that have been inspired by Valhallan Mead so we shall party togethter constantly.

Edited by Buds The Man
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"Kry, did you lock the genetics lab when you left?"

"No Hal, I thought you did."

"Well, it'll probably be ok until the morning."

"You sure?"

"Bud's off drinking with his new friend. He'll be safely passed out in a few hours. And anyone else who'd get in there wouldn't be able to figure out how to even turn on the mutator before security found them. No worries."

Oops. :awesome:

o/ BTA and Valhalla

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"Kry, did you lock the genetics lab when you left?"

"No Hal, I thought you did."

"Well, it'll probably be ok until the morning."

"You sure?"

"Bud's off drinking with his new friend. He'll be safely passed out in a few hours. And anyone else who'd get in there wouldn't be able to figure out how to even turn on the mutator before security found them. No worries."

Oops. :awesome:

o/ BTA and Valhalla

Actually Hal Chef was drinking and wandering the halls again. I can neither confirm or deny his entrance to the genetics lab :P

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Article 5

BTA and Valhalla do not believe in spying, bullying, or intimidation as methods of achieving a goal. Should either signatory be attacked because of the aforementioned, defense of that signatory is optional.

Nice treaty, though I'm curious about this article, has any alliance ever declared war for bullying or intimidation?

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