ty345 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 *static breaks into news reels, mostly of riots* *announcer voice fades in, barely audible over the chaos on screen* Good evening. I'm Gene Eric, your anchor for tonight on Channel 4 Current Stuff, your choice in local stuff. Our top story tonight: The terrorist group known as The Resistance has expanded their territory through use of Orange Cookies and Cake. How they got these horrific weapons or how anyone allowed them to use them is currently unknown. But no weapon of theirs is more powerful than their stolen bought nuclear weapons. We have confirmation from the S.G.I.O. (Secret Generic Investigation Organization) that they have acquired over 500 nuclear weapons. This is one of the single most horrifying news stories we have had in a long time, although the Cookies and Cake one was pretty #%@$ing scary too. Anyway, today's a slow news day, so that's our only story. Yeah, I know, I get paid for something that a mule could do (sorry for your loss, FAN). This is Gene Eric, signing off. tl;dr: You're really lazy if that was too long for you. Real tl;dr: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virillus Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Excellent job, friends:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroicDisaster Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Congrats guys. Nukes are nice. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankees Empire Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 I shall bask in the green glow coming off my nuclear stockpile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Matthew Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Craig Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Nukes aren't any good if you just sit around and polish them all day. They might look pretty in the silo, but nothing compares to beauty of a green sunset over a barren wasteland, deep in the heart of a nuclear winter. PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON! KILL EVERYONE NOW! But seriously, congratulations guys. -Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnaby von Farter Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I admire our allies for their girthsome stockpiles. You wear them well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazedinacoffin Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 hey guys. congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Congratulations guys, much love from FOK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Why don't you go ahead and use them now? B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankees Empire Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 (edited) Why don't you go ahead and use them now? B) /me nukes Arsenal Haha! Edited August 26, 2009 by Yankeesfan924 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Nukes aren't any good if you just sit around and polish them all day. They might look pretty in the silo, but nothing compares to beauty of a green sunset over a barren wasteland, deep in the heart of a nuclear winter. PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON! KILL EVERYONE NOW!But seriously, congratulations guys. -Craig I'm looking forward to seeing a green sunset side by side comrade /warmonger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattski133 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 it's so...beautiful. and please don't encourage our members to use their nukes...its hard enough getting them not to nuke some people around here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Awesome! Congratz guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 The Resistance grows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan V Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Awesome growth is awesome. o/ The Resistance! o/ Orange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 500 boom sticks, eh? o/ Inb4athousand o/ tR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I look forward to those stats growing and growing , VIVA TR!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarone Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Scream Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Nuke the lolPink please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shilo Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Awesome achievement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melutar Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 *Hides* Let me know if you need more Cake Anyways, congrats guys, good to see you moving up in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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