[king cjc]

One day the Serbian King and The Stig met in Top Gear and had a game of badminton. We had so much fun we decided to get a treaty.

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The Badminton Pact

Article I.
Top Gear and the Serbian Empire agree to sign this treaty to promote friendship, and to provide for the defence of both nations.

Article II.
Any and all intelligence that may expose a security threat to either nation must be shared.

Article III.
Free trade, meaning importing and exporting of goods between both nations without tariffs, as well as open borders between both nations, is to be enacted as a condition of this treaty.

Article IV.
If either nation is attacked by another nation, the nation not under attack is required by this treaty to come to the defence of the nation under attack.

Article V.
If either nation engages in an aggressive war against another nation, the other nation is highly encouraged, but not required, to aid the attacking nation in every way possible.

Article VI.
If either nation wishes to cancel this treaty, a 72 hour notification period is required.

Signed for the Serbian Empire
His Imperial Majesty, King CJC of the Serbian Empire
The Serbian Imperial Government

Signed for Top Gear
King of Pixels, Overlord, Emperor, and Demi-God of Top Gear; TheStig
Prime Minister; Jeremy Clarkson
First Lady; Top Gear Dog
Secretary of State; Richard Hammond
Gay Pride President; James May

[TheStig]

"This is wonde--- AWESOME. "

[Drakedeath]

"We congratulate our allies in Top Gear on this treaty."

[Colerich Krieg]

The Empire expresses slight concern but nethertheless congratulates on this treaty.

[TheStig]

Colerich Krieg, on Aug 16 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

The Empire expresses slight concern but nethertheless congratulates on this treaty.

Top Gear is intrigued as to what your concerns may be.

[Colerich Krieg]

The recent scurrying around making optional offensive treaties with nations th Empire had some interest in. We have seen alot of these treaties form because of late events, and that with your stark remarks on invading my country, lead me to believe the nation of Top Gear is planning malicious activity, which severely concerns me, I had thought our nations had turned a page and with a clean slate but that obviously has not happened.

[TheStig]

Colerich Krieg, on Aug 16 2009, 11:18 PM, said:

The recent scurrying around making optional offensive treaties with nations th Empire had some interest in. We have seen alot of these treaties form because of late events, and that with your stark remarks on invading my country, lead me to believe the nation of Top Gear is planning malicious activity, which severely concerns me, I had thought our nations had turned a page and with a clean slate but that obviously has not happened.

I sign a treaty and suddenly you there's a great big conspiracy to destroy you?

[Colerich Krieg]

I have seen 3 treaties actually.

[Drakedeath]

"Optional aggression treaties are nothing to worry about. You only need worry if an enemy of yours signs an MADP."

[king cjc]

We are not away of any malicious activity by Top Gear.

[TheStig]

Colerich Krieg, on Aug 16 2009, 11:24 PM, said:

I have seen 3 treaties actually.

One with Lubeck, sorry, remind me of the third?

[Colerich Krieg]

New England.

[TheStig]

Colerich Krieg, on Aug 16 2009, 11:47 PM, said:

New England.

We are yet to sign a treaty, and New England isn't in Europe.

[Colerich Krieg]

Neither is Top gear and you managed to get 30,000+ troops on my borders.

[TheStig]

Colerich Krieg, on Aug 17 2009, 12:03 AM, said:

Neither is Top gear and you managed to get 30,000+ troops on my borders.

The jet engine is a wonderful thing.

[Colerich Krieg]

Im sure new england has the technology to develop an engine.

[Markus Wilding]

OOC/IC: Both of you calm down and stop getting at each other's throats. We averted one war in Europe, we hope that another won't happen.

[TheStig]

Colerich Krieg, on Aug 17 2009, 12:16 AM, said:

Im sure new england has the technology to develop an engine.

Never said they didn't. I was simply stating the method in which Top Gear took to transport such a huge amount of troops across an ocean.