SpacingOutMan Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 (edited) Official Confederation Of Awesome Protectorates Announcement Otherwise known as CAP For a good amount of time, the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations has protected three very special alliances, whose faces are now known above. If you can't figure them out, either you simply don't recognize the flag, are blind, or simply are just a buffoon who thinks that it is a good idea to dip graham crackers into pudding... and as I think of it, graham crackers in pudding is absolutely amazing as I just tried it. I highly recommend it. At any rate, for the sake of organization and further cooperation, it was decided several months ago that it would be more efficient to keep all of these sheep in one pasture so we can better manipulate them. And before you ask yourself the question, "Is this a protectorate bloc?", I will be preemptive and tell you that yes, this is a protectorate bloc. And yes, Confederation of Awesome Protectorates is our name. Deal with it. And now, without further adieu, I present to you all the treaty that has been so lazily worked on. It took almost three months for this piece of !@#$ to come together, so at least make some comment about it. Also mind you that it is a oMDoMAP treaty (Optional Mandatory Defense, Optional Mandatory Aggression Pact). Yes, that's right. It doesn't make sense to me either, but that's what it is. So here it is: Confederation Of Awesome Protectorates Preamble The undersigned alliances do hereby ratify this treaty, recognizing friendship and seeking to promote camaraderie, growth, and safety. Sovereignty It is recognized that each member alliance retains their sovereignty over everything not explicitly limited within this treaty. Though friendship, discussion, and advice shall be sought and given freely in all areas, each alliance shall retain their sovereignty. Mutual Peace and Friendship Signatories of this pact shall refrain from open conflict be it verbal or physical with the other signatories. All issues shall be solved via diplomacy and war shall not be made directly against another signatory, nor shall a signatory intentionally aid a known enemy of another signatory. Defense Should one signatory come under attack, the other signatories are encouraged to aid them by any means available, excepting The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations, whom shall aid the alliance with their full military and financial support. Offense Any signatory instituting an offensive war shall discuss the issue with The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations at least 48 hours prior. During which time, diplomatic solutions will be sought and the situation shall be discussed thoroughly. The other signatories, though not required to assist, are encouraged to help in any manner they deem necessary. Cooperation The signatories of this pact shall work together to promote growth amongst eachother where mutually beneficial. The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations shall promote the growth of each other signatory as best they can, and as requested by the other signatories. Treaties Signatories of this bloc shall discuss the potential signing of a new treaty with The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations and obtain their approval before signing any new treaties. Superiority Clause Should treaties amongst the signatories ever come into conflict, the non-aggression clauses of this treaty shall supersede any other treaties. Admission Any alliance seeking a protectorate from The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations may apply for admission. The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations, after consulting with the other members will decide upon entrance. Termination Any minor signatory of this pact may withdraw from it providing 48 hours of notice to the other signatories during which the clauses are to be adhered. The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations may remove any signatory that is deemed to not be living up to this agreement in actuality or in spirit. Such removals will have a 48 hour period during which the signatory to be removed shall maintain membership within the treaty. If any signatory is found to be in severe breach of this treaty they will be removed immediately with no extension of adherence to any of the terms is required. Signed henceforth for the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations, Goose, Head of State, Warmonger of GUARD, Hater of Huggles, and Old Man with a Cane Allied_Threat, Grand Patriarch, Swordmaster, Preacher of Goose, Slayer of Infidels, Doer of Your Mum SpacingOutMan, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Deputy Preacher of Goose, Defender of Beward, and The Commonwealth's Left Hand Signed henceforth for Through Yggdrasil's Roots, Please note that no seal was harmed with receiving opposable thumbs Signed henceforth for Angelite, Requia, Breaker of Legs, Capo of Angelite, not a reroll Sig, Benevolent Beneficiary and High Administrative Chancellor of The Angelic Sanctuary, USN's Favorite Son, /v/irgin for life, Lazy No Good Piece of crap Rock, Capo of Angelite, Signed henceforth for The Republic, thedestro, Prime Minister, Minister of Defense, the Divine Hammer, Master of Hobbes Steodonn, Minister of Foreign Affairs John Galt, Minister of Recruitment Help us celebrate by going to #confederation on irc.coldfront.net! ALL FACES WERE DONE BY ROCK OF ANGELITE Edited August 16, 2009 by SpacingOutMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 This announement is marvelous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedestro Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 oh mai, this is just too awesome Gift baskets to all alliances involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustakrakish II Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 this just made my day. Good luck to you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonewolfe2015 Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Awesome! Grats to all my friends in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippy Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Congrats to all four of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocknraider Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 I only have one thing to say. AWESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Moldavi Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Congratulations on your treaty. May it lead you to greater and larger conflicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrod Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 This is o/ Angelite o/ TYR Lanna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 oh mai, this is just too awesomeGift baskets to all alliances involved hot cocoa samplers are far superior to gift baskets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 oh mai, this is just too awesomeGift baskets to all alliances involved Aren't they so spiffy! Congratulations on your treaty. May it lead you to greater and larger conflicts. Quite possible since it seems destro will do something stupid. This is o/ Angelite o/ TYR Lanna No wub for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreativName Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 (edited) o/ CSN o/ TR o/ Angelite where is my gift basket? Edited August 16, 2009 by CreativName Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steodonn Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 /me is stealing all the gift baskets Also great to be allied to you all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Ha ha, funny announcement. Congrats to the folks involved, may you prosper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Super cool. Awesome treaty, good luck to everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requia Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Finally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesteut Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Generic celebration response! :nicelookingsmiley: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesalius Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Ha, great DoE. Congratulations to you all, I hope everything goes well for all involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Generic celebration response! :nicelookingsmiley: I swear I know you from somewhere, I just can't put my finger on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesteut Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 I swear I know you from somewhere, I just can't put my finger on it... Like the CSN forums, because I'm a CSN member? =o << Alert! Most probable answer! Or maybe Boiler Room, where I try to post reasonable posts except when I'm pissed at people who think their country is invulnerable or their religion is flawless? << Second possibility! Or you hang out in SW:TOR's Star Wars Discussion forums? P.S. Alliance "seals" were as much awesome as the modified awesome smileys signifying the awesomeness of this awesome treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 This sure took a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendoftheSkies Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 (edited) And now, without further adieu, I present to you all the treaty that has been so lazily worked on. It took almost three months for this piece of !@#$ to come together, so at least make some comment about it. And I'm proud to say that we at TYR contributed to this laziness. o/ everyone involved Edited August 16, 2009 by Legend of the Skies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chairman Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 The treaty makes this a good announcement. The awesome faces make this a work of art. o/ cap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted August 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 And I'm proud to say that we at TYR contributed to this laziness. o/ everyone involved TYR TYR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 SOM could never be mad at anything or anyone for long. But he was Mad for long enough to come up with this treaty, for that we should be thankful. This Madness is approved by TTK! /me goes to the pharmacy to get SOM a refill on his pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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