Ackbarican Idol Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 We caught this guy hanging around our Bacon Warehouses, and after intense interrogation, he confessed to being from Roman Empire. We can't allow this transgression to pass! Our Holy Bacon must be protected from the barbarians! (p.s., That toga makes you look fat.) Fark declares war on the Roman Empire, because you guys are just too big! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahiel Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 For the bacon! BACON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonewolfe2015 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Yeah baby! Git some! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idsfa Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 They sound fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerahoam Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Welcome to the war, hopefully you have as much fun as us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 O WAS SOVING THOT BOCON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahiel Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Welcome to the war, hopefully you have as much fun as us. So far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Death By Bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 You will get my chicken-fried bacon with cream gravy when you pry it from my cold, dead hands! To war! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtellez06 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 o/ Fark!!!! Congrats on joining in on the fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Looks like he was doing more than just hanging around your bacon warehouses. What a truly disturbing image, I'll never eat bacon again if that's what happens to you. Also, I'll give it a o/ Fark because I like them and because after all the days of people from WOLF saying do something about it, people actually are doing something about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 and because after all the days of people from WOLF saying do something about it, people actually are doing something about it. Which is, after all, exactly what we wanted in the first place. We wanted you to 'do something about it' so that we could have a wonderful fight to end the round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 First cornflakes, now bacon, what do you people want from us?!?!?! You'll never get our breakfast related food items! Never I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Greenberg Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Goodluck. o/ Fark o/ War! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scytale Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 First cornflakes, now bacon, what do you people want from us?!?!?! You'll never get our breakfast related food items! Never I say! Now you’ve got the most important part of breakfast. Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackbarican Idol Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 First cornflakes, now bacon, what do you people want from us?!?!?! You'll never get our breakfast related food items! Never I say! First of all, bacon is not just for breakfast. It is enjoyable at every meal and as a snack. Second of all, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Hail Fark! Now not even the vaunted treaty shield can protect the cowards now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Conrad Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Welcome to the fight Fark. Glad to have you with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrniice Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Don't look at me. I didn't take your stinking bacon or Corn Flakes. I eat unripe grapefruit for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Bring it! .... the bacon, I mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesalius Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Oh RE and their breakfast fetish... Welcome Fark, glad to see you joining in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleak Outlook Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 In celebration of this monumental stance on bacon sovereignty, I have taken the time to write a haiku marking the occassion. Enjoy. Oh sweet Fark bacon maple, plain, or hickory No, RE. Not yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabryal Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 *looks forward to a Bacon sandwich and a Zombie Beer* o/ War Welcome to the Party Fark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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