ikMark Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 (edited) The "Burn Down Preston!" Doctrine Let it be known that, as of the publication of this doctrine, all clauses contained herein shall be passed into law. Article I: Regarding Sovereignty (i) The Constituent Parties to the Stickmen Accords shall retain the option to excercise our Sovereignty in any and all matters, to the fullest extent possible. (ii) The Stickmen commit to the continuing policy of amusing ourselves while making ourselves appear as idiots to the greater community. Article II: Regarding unorthodoxy (i) The Stickmen commit to labelling our actions as revolutionary regardless of how applicable that term might be; to that end, we shall retain the option, though not the obligation, to create doctrines. This includes obvious, useless or foolish doctrines. (ii) The Stickmen shall retain the option, though not the obligation, to thrust our olfactory organ into the business of any and all alliances within Planet Bob; further, we shall, when we feel like it, declare war with no grounds for doing so, with the express intention of appearing as radical, free thinking, revolutionaries. Article III: Our way (i) The Stickmen commit to adhere to any and all diplomatic conventions which exist within Planet Bob. Article IV: Play time (i) We hereby decree that the Stickmen private channel is dedicated to the hatred of ikMark, Matt, and Kanu Tanu's extended family. Article V: Purple (i) The Stickmen shall retain the right to be purple, wear purple, eat purple, act purple, type purple, drink purple and poop purple. Article VI: Living and breathing (i) Because the Stickmen are commited to making the world a better place for all living creatures, we hereby declare that we allow breathing, living and public expressions of love for all living creatures, although we do not demand that living creatures partake in breathing, living, or publicly expressing love. Article VII: Nullifimacation (i) This doctrine shall be considered null and void once it no longer represents the revolutionary mindset of the Stickmen Accords and is recognized by rest of the Cyberverse. Signed, For Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes; - A Soviet Attack, General - Nutty Carrot Cakes, General - Erwin Schrödinger, General - Koel, Director of Foreign Affairs - Merovingian, Director of Internal Affairs - Jackalope, Director of Defence - Matt Shovel, Director of Finance and also very rich guy, richer than you, that's for sure For iFOK; - ikMark, Triumvir of General Affairs - Iosif Moldov, Triumvir of Foreign Affairs - Arrnea, Triumvir of Internal Affairs - Colchesterking, Head of Diplomats - Mistra, Minister of Defence - Methax, Minister of Economics - Bartimaeus46, Minister of Recruitment and Education For Finnish Cooperation Organization; - Iosif Moldov, Panhypersebastokrator Edited August 9, 2009 by ikMark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bekloppt Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Stickmen o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutty Carrot Cakes Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 This needs no comment. You should all be ashamed of yourself for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovel Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 o/ Preston. Good to finally see this stance set in stone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartimaeus46 Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Stupid micro-alliances looking for attention, grow up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 So pleased to see this signed into law, this is a great day for CN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 This thread is terrible. You let ikMark post it. I can't approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeTheFirst Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 o/ Stickmen Another quality thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 E-lawyering ftl. o/ Stickmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 This thread is terrible. You let ikMark post it. I can't approve. It could be worse, they couldve let Koel post it. that said you stickmen are acting too much like NPO, your days are numbered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GopDrager Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 I support, but I urge you to repeal article VI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 YAY us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryievla Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Article V is particularly well-thought out. Hails & such Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floatsam Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 (edited) You guys needed a piece of paper for this? Edited August 9, 2009 by Floatsam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwoody Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Article V: Purple (i) The Stickmen shall retain the right to be purple, wear purple, eat purple, act purple, type purple, drink purple and poop purple. You might want to see a doctor about this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Such declarations truly inspire one to new heights of revolutionary zeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovel Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 You guys needed a piece of paper for this? Yes, yes we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragashingo Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Disagreeing with the NSO isn't enough, you had to make this stupid imitation? Way to look like idiots guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudekker Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 /s/ Rudekker of the Brewtown Empire Wait, is this a treaty thread? What's going on now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Question regarding Article V, how does it pertain to this fellow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypoNinja Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 BWHAHAHA. I really did laugh out loud upon reading this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Disagreeing with the NSO isn't enough, you had to make this stupid imitation? Way to look like idiots guys. "look like"? Close, but no cigar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kencojenko Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 I enjoyed this thread. You may well be my second favouurite bloc on bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColchestersKing Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 o/ our olfactory organ and o/ to its unorthadox placement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Article V: Purple (i) The Stickmen shall retain the right to be purple, wear purple, eat purple, act purple, type purple, drink purple and poop purple. Please, don't be a copier Warm Wishes BEazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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