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He found that symbol. FINLAND. After years of training in martial arts, computer sciences, and watching several seasons of CSI, he was prepared to take on the criminal underworld. His name? Captain Finland.
He wore a white spandex suit, emblazoned with the blue cross of Finland. His utility belt was a polished CHROME, and he had a stylish cape which was also the image of the Finnish flag. Like any sensible hero on the go, he wore white tennis shoes, the kind that have that built-in air pump. He wore goggles and his now trademarked Finnish-Flag ear-covers, both of which complimented his stylish brown mustache.
He sat at his massive computer (Mainly because it was highly outdated) in the Finn-Cave, reading recent news reports. The world had gone crazy, and he would need to fix it, but he couldn't do it alone. He stood up from his chair in a dramatic fashion, "Finn-Lad, report to the Finn-Cave, we have a MYSTERY to solve!"
Soon an overweight teenager would waddle into the room, "For the last time, stop calling your mom's basement the Finn-Cave, and I told you my name is Steve."
"No time for that now Finn-lad, we need to save the world! Dragons, robots, possibly robot dragons! We haven't a moment to lose! TO THE FINN-MOBILE!" He runs up the stairs out of the basement, grabbing his keys from the table. Within secconds he arrived in the garage, and turned on the Finn-Mobile.
Finn-Lad rolled his eyes, and got into the car. Captain Finland yells, "AND WE'RE OFF!", hitting the garage-door opener's button. Slowly the door rolled up, the Captain gripping the wheel in excitement. When the door finally clunked open, he hit the gas, the car starting to putter out of the garage at an amazing 10 mph.
OOC: Requests for captain Finland can be posted in this thread. He's here to saaaave the wooorld.
OOC comments welcome because I still need to figure out what this is all about. Who said bandwagons were bad?
This post has been edited by BaronUberstein: 06 August 2009 - 02:50 PM
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