The Corrupt Teacher Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 (edited) Since Aurora Borealis' beginning Corrupt has bummed around #aborealis and begged for change. One day while re-arranging his cardboard box in his usual corner Dan123123 came over and gave Corrupt $1. Corrupt was stunned by Dan123123's generosity and after that decided that these guys must be pretty cool. This notion was only helped along by the fact that Evilest kept Corrupt in a state of drunkenness with free vodka shots anytime, only furthering his love of Aurora Borealis. One particularly drunken night Dan123123 came up to Corrupt and was like, "since you've been living in our yard for so long how about a treaty?" Corrupt who couldn't think of anything better to do that night was like, "heck yes let's do this!" and the Free Vodka Accords were signed. Article One: SovereigntyAurora Borealis and the Legions of Eldar recognize each other as a sovereign entity. Article Two: On Mutual Aggression Mutual aggression is optional. Article Three: On Mutual Defense Aurora Borealis and the Legions of Eldar will consider an attack on the other as an attack on both signatories of this pact. Mutual defense is mandatory. Article Four: On Intelligence and Communication Aurora Borealis and Legions of Eldar will inform the other of future treaties, planned military actions, and any other information pertinent to the security of the signatories of this pact. Article Five: On Financial Aid Should either signatory require financial aid, the other is strongly encouraged to offer economic assistance. Article Six: Cancellation If Aurora Borealis or Legions of the Eldar wish to cancel this treaty the other must inform the other of their intention to do so and this treaty is intact for another 24 hours after the cancellation with a NAP period of 1 week after that. /s/ Legions of the Eldar King of the Eldar- The Corrupt Teacher Prince of the Eldar- ddog Lord of Internal Affairs- Valhallan Court Jester- Silva Aurora Borealis Dan123123, Blade of Tyshalle Nitroburn, Kosall The Evilest Eye, The River Goddess edited: Everyone's a critic also I blame sarkin I now also blame Dan123123 Edited August 5, 2009 by The Corrupt Teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan123123 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 (edited) I am glad we finally signed this. Sup Corrupt? Edited August 5, 2009 by Dan123123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddog241 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Eldar worst alliance ever.. what was AB thinking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSkellington Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I like how this is written. Did Mila participate in writing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augusta Antonia Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Two of my favorite alliances! I love it when my allies become allies! o/ Aurora Borealis o/Eldar Special to Dan, Corrupt and ddog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan123123 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 (edited) I like how this is written. Did Mila participate in writing it? Have you been talking to Sarkin? Talk about déja vu. Anyways, you might want to re-read the treaty. Edited August 5, 2009 by Dan123123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jutopia la Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 (edited) Awesome treaty there. Edited August 5, 2009 by jutopia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroburn Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 o/ AB o/ Eldar Hurry up with that vodka Nite! (it's hard to find good help these days) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Is Eldar a WH40k themed alliance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toraoji Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 congrats to both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corrupt Teacher Posted August 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Is Eldar a WH40k themed alliance? [OOC] No its Lord of the Rings but yeah the Eldar are in WH40k too [/ooc] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Congrats to my friends in AB and their new allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfg4ng Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Stop lying Corrupt, you know I want everything to do with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConeBone69 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 What a wordy treaty. Couldn't you have cut down on some of the parts? I mean Christ... Also, congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corrupt Teacher Posted August 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 What a wordy treaty. Couldn't you have cut down on some of the parts? I mean Christ...Also, congrats. lol I hate you did I mention that ever? I swear I'm never writing treaties again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddog241 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 (edited) lol I hate you did I mention that ever? I swear I'm never writing treaties again. lies lies and lies.... did i say lies Edited August 5, 2009 by ddog241 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadshot Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Small alliances are insignificant. I suggest you both merge and join Internet Superheroes, they are /sarcasm aside, congratulations AB and Eldar may you both prosper from this treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperium of Poliz Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 o/ Small Alliances! Good to see this, congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConeBone69 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 lol I hate you did I mention that ever? I swear I'm never writing treaties again. Also, no cancellation clause? I hope you like each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corrupt Teacher Posted August 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Also, no cancellation clause? I hope you like each other. oh we do also this one is Dan123123's the earlier one posted that you didn't see the very wordy one had a cancellation clause but hey who needs em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Congrats corrupt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIADO Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Good luck to both of you and especially to Aurora Borealis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Glad to see this. Congrats Corrupt and Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninmeister Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Oh good god who would ever, ever, EVER want to sign a treaty when that Corrupt guy is involved amirite? (Congrats ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hombre de Murcielago Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Congratulations to both parties, Lines being drawn, hai corrupt, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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