[Skullcano]

A lot of people will ask if there is a god by asking something of this god like to turn water into wine or something. Something magical. But no I will ask for something else for god to prove he exists. I'm going to do a prayer right now online to see if he exists.

"Oh God, if you exist I want you to prove it to me. I need some sort of proof otherwise you do not exist. If you help me lose my virginity sometime after Dec. 25th to April 8th, I will believe you exist. Amen."

Like thats going to happen.

[Czar Garrett]

God exists. And he hates us all.

[Skullcano]

We shall see. If I'm still a virgin by April 9th then he doesn't exist.

[Reformentia]

Skullcano, on Oct 31 2007, 12:30 PM, said:

A lot of people will ask if there is a god by asking something of this god like to turn water into wine or something. Something magical. But no I will ask for something else for god to prove he exists. I'm going to do a prayer right now online to see if he exists.

"Oh God, if you exist I want you to prove it to me. I need some sort of proof otherwise you do not exist. If you help me lose my virginity sometime after Dec. 25th to April 8th, I will believe you exist. Amen."

Like thats going to happen.

I'm not quite sure this is serious enough to qualify as a boiler room topic... unless you really would consider getting laid somewhere in a 3 and a half month time period as proof of the existence of a supreme being. Which I somehow doubt, unless you are so spectacularly hard up for female companionship that it's starting to disrupt your higher mental faculties.

[Lamuella]

this is an inherently foolish thread that will come to no good and is just shy of flamebait.

As an atheist I distance myself from this foolishness. As a poster I think the best course of action would be to request a lock.

[Hydro]

It's called a hooker. If you can't afford one, go to a bar/party and find someone very drunk.

[Deodinges]

i striclty dont believe in god, but i do believe there must be ''some sort'' of higher power among us, and no, i dont mean the Illuminati, secret goverment research or chemtrails.

[El Pilchinator]

This is just a stupid topic, and borderline flamebait. Really, I'd request a lock if I were you.

[HordeOfDoom]

How does you sexual life (or lack thereof) prove or disprove the existence of God in any way shape or form?

[Skullcano]

Which that would be far from where I live. Actually this is a desperate attempt to get laid. You could say I'm losing my mind. I know this is a stupid topic but I needed something to say, since I'm bored. But I guess I'll request a lock now.

This post has been edited by Skullcano: 31 October 2007 - 01:55 PM

[zoskia]

My 95 years old grandmother wants to help you to believe in God.
I'll let her get in touch with you.

[Esau of Isaac]

You must be rather desperate.

Though this wish isn't something rather...out there. I mean, it's not that hard.

[Kenadian_2006]

Skullcano, on Oct 31 2007, 03:30 PM, said:

A lot of people will ask if there is a god by asking something of this god like to turn water into wine or something. Something magical. But no I will ask for something else for god to prove he exists. I'm going to do a prayer right now online to see if he exists.

"Oh God, if you exist I want you to prove it to me. I need some sort of proof otherwise you do not exist. If you help me lose my virginity sometime after Dec. 25th to April 8th, I will believe you exist. Amen."

Like thats going to happen.

I'm willing to bet that god will think "What a stupid thing to ask for" and metaphorically give you the finger by making sure you stay a virgin.

[Severus Snape]

Request denied.