[Robin van Persie]

Hi,

Once we were proud members and leading lights in the OTF Alliance. But as so often is the case, a marriage built on a whirlwind romance soon showed weakness. Those weaknesses bred mistrust and division. Parties found that they had nothing in common. They'd get home from work and he'd want to play xBox while she thought that was childish and 3 hours of Greys Anatomy and Reality TV was where it was at. The inevitable involvement of lawyers and subsequent divorce ensued. For the sake of the goldfish we all vowed to stay friends.

For a week or so we stayed in rented accomodation at The Real OTF YMCA. It was a strange week. We questioned our desire to continue this adventure. We feared attacks from our former partners friends, or at the very least abusive text messages. We needn't have worried. We had one small issue over property but we amicably agreed to give back the three letters of the alphabet that had somehow ended up in our sportsbag, in return they gave us our Neil Diamond boxset.

So today we are a new person. We are free to see other people and be ourselves. We love CN. We love Football (aka Soccer).

We are One Touch Football.

There are 14 of us and we live in Brown. We have an NS of around 135k.

It may take a day or so for our members to change over. Please allow us to move into our new pad in peace and then we promise a cracking house warming party once we've got everything nice and lovely.

Links to our new pad and details of the Board (aka Government) will be announced seperately.

Thanks

Nickyh
Co-Founder, One Touch Football


tl;dr

The Real OTF are now One Touch Football

This post has been edited by Robin van Persie: 31 October 2007 - 09:42 AM

[gloryutd]

Its alive! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Mayzie]

Love it B)

[benjaminperdomo]

Robin van Persie, on Oct 31 2007, 10:29 AM, said:

We love Football (aka Soccer).

Me too!
I hope you guys can solve all your diferences

OOC: Specially, I love Manchester United

[Robin van Persie]

Never mind, nobody is perfect Ben

Arsenal ftw

This post has been edited by Robin van Persie: 31 October 2007 - 10:09 AM

[Princess Aurora Soup]

Errr....isn't your acronym still OTF??

[Robin van Persie]

Princess Aurora Soup, on Oct 31 2007, 04:25 PM, said:

Errr....isn't your acronym still OTF??

We do not have an acronym that we recognise. However we have applied for a copyright on One Touch Football.

Hth

This post has been edited by Robin van Persie: 31 October 2007 - 10:36 AM

[Princess Aurora Soup]

Oh come on. One Touch Football is too long for people to write out every time. I can't think of a single alliance that doesn't have an acronym, unless their name is only one word Sounds like you're still trying to rip off OTF to me...

[Robin van Persie]

Princess Aurora Soup, on Oct 31 2007, 04:45 PM, said:

Oh come on. One Touch Football is too long for people to write out every time. I can't think of a single alliance that doesn't have an acronym, unless their name is only one word Sounds like you're still trying to rip off OTF to me...

No, I assure you that we will never abbreviate our alliance name.

The problem is that people want everything now, patience is lost on so many. It takes 1.6 seconds longer to type it out in full than to abbreviate it. Whats the rush?

I'm sorry that you feel that way though Princess. We have absolutely no connection to any other alliance.

[Crowdog]

OOC: While I agree Rooney and soccer are both great, I must say, if you're not a manc, you're a wank. Hopefully you have more "TRUE" soccer fans in this and not that crappy arsenal bull.


IC: But good luck as an alliance.

[Barnetboyz]

long live One Touch Football

[Robin van Persie]

Crowdog, on Oct 31 2007, 04:57 PM, said:

OOC: While I agree Rooney and soccer are both great, I must say, if you're not a manc, you're a wank. Hopefully you have more "TRUE" soccer fans in this and not that crappy arsenal bull.


IC: But good luck as an alliance.

Err.. thanks

OOC: I'm guessing you're not from Manchester then? (Which makes you the A1 Man Utd Fan btw )

[Poyplemonkeys]

Look lads, agree to disagree and settle on a compromise of Chelsea being greats. k?

[General Zico]

Spurs will rule you all some day :jihad: Oh yeah, great announcement

This post has been edited by Zico: 31 October 2007 - 11:18 AM

[Robin van Persie]

Zico, while I admire your brilliance particularly during the 1982 World Cup Finals in Spain, I must advise you that such comments can only lead others to believe that you may be delusional. FOYS.

Thanks for the other thing btw.

This post has been edited by Robin van Persie: 31 October 2007 - 11:23 AM

[General Zico]

Robin van Persie, on Oct 31 2007, 05:22 PM, said:

Zico, while I admire your brilliance particularly during the 1982 World Cup Finals in Spain, I must advise you that such comments can only lead others to believe that you may be delusional. FOYS.

Thanks for the other thing btw.

Ramos is our Wenger o/ Ramos and o/ one touch football

[Robin van Persie]

Zico, on Oct 31 2007, 05:34 PM, said:

Ramos is our Wenger o/ Ramos and o/ one touch football

Yeah he is a good signing but I heard Spurs fans saying that Santini and then Jol were going to be your Wengers!

anyway, \o BAPS

[potato]

Princess Aurora Soup, on Oct 31 2007, 05:45 PM, said:

I can't think of a single alliance that doesn't have an acronym, unless their name is only one word

The Grämlins? The Borg?

That said, they could always pick 1TF.


Oh and Shunsuke Nakamura for the win!

[Bob Janova]

Nice name, (OOC) even if everyone so far has no taste in teams.

[Willaim Kreiger]

West Ham please sir.