caligula Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Don't Panic #21. Extra short edition for being half the answer to everything He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. This past week was up and down. TOP has overtaken Sparta for second, and Sparta maintains a sizeable lead over us for second, as we do over the New Polar order for third. Also, this week our membership rose above that of The New Pacific Order, giving The Mostly Harmless Alliance a small edge in total membership, making us the most populated cluster in the galaxy. Word on the street is a planet called "Earth" is slated for demolition to make room for our boistourous expanse. All is well, as we've communicated to the most extravagant beings, known as dolphins, that this demolition will take place in about five years. "Please relax," said the voice pleasantly, like a stewardess in an airliner with only one wing and two engines, one of which is on fire, "you are perfectly safe." At the end of the month come elections, and with Sorum stepping down to allow a new face in the Triumvirate, four candidates have answered the calling. Celen Azrael, Shamshir, IYIyTh, and Kowalski. We wish all four candidates the best of luck in the coming election. This will once again be one of the only time an incumbant has not won a race, as...they're not running . OWF Vogon Poetry Contest winners Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. 1st: Sir Sci (GATO) - 150 tech First 2nd: Muffasamini (NPO) - 100 tech Second 3rd: Ejay (Grämlins) - 50 tech Third PM me to co-ordinate receiving your tech. Honourable Mentions: Snagglepuss - Snagz BlackDragon - BlackD Best Non-Vogon Poetry -Mirreille Last Place - Zigbigadorlou Once again, the Government of The Mostly Harmless Alliance remains unchanged since the last issue: Triumvirate: Sorum, WCR, Crushtania Minister of HitchHikers: Scutterbug Deputy: Nick Minister of Towels: Kowalski Deputy: Draden Valerianovich Minister of BabelFish: KingCJC Deputy: Blepo Minister of Bad Poetry: IYIyTh Deputy: Scytale Minister of Destructor Fleets: King Merton Deputy: pudge1975 Once again, the link to MercHAndise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Congratulations to the winners!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I stopped reading EJays after the first line. "Friendship is like peeing on yourself," Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Do I get a special prize for losing? I mean really, you must have REALLY hated mine to make sure to mention it it did defy all reason and was terribly hard to read so once again I win because I lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDragon Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Congratulations to the winners and especially Sir Sci BD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WcaesarD Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Grats to the winners, may you all die a slow, painful death of the horror of your printed words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willaim Kreiger Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Some of those colors hurt my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTTezla Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Congrats Sci! And BD. And the other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sci Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Thanks guys! Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Best book ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venizelos Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) awesome cograts to sir sci and the other people Edited June 26, 2009 by Venizelos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Cousteau Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Congrats to the winners, but i really feel like my poetry was more terrible than all the rest put together. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Do I get a special prize for losing?I mean really, you must have REALLY hated mine to make sure to mention it it did defy all reason and was terribly hard to read so once again I win because I lost. No, but you do get a "speshal" prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorum Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Congrats too Sir Sci, Muffasamini, and Ejayrazz! A severe frown towards Zig as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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