BozDaBoz Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 OK, I am sitting in my recliner, drinking a bottle of Farkistan's finest lager and enjoying a bacon sammich, when this big mouse like critter jumps up on the arm of my chair and says “Hey Boz! Got a minute?” Ok, this confuses me, as it is only the 3rd beer I have had, and I usually only see rodents (and usually of the pink variety) after my 10th or so, naturally, I said “Whut?” The mouse gets up in my face and says BOZ! Hey man, we are being unjustly persecuted!! So I affixed my good eye on him, and said “Talk to me, Rat!” After a few minutes it became almost perfectly somewhat kinda oblivious what I needed to do was not “get a new cat”, or “quit drinking”, but to help out our Rodentia Dominatus friends....so I opened another beer and wrote this mouse tale. Thusly, Fark declares war on TPF, 'cause meeses are people too! (plus our people want to end the round with a bang) Good luck all! Boz (Fark TE Truimvirate of Boobies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Well, it's about time. We were beginning to think y'all were lazy. We almost had to peace out with RD and attack YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 I count 11 Fark vs TPF wars. Thats just sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 (edited) The definition of funny: Someone trying to spy away your nukes - when you have a hidden missile silo. Way to waste some cash. Someone's not the brightest candle on the birthday cake, eh? Edited June 23, 2009 by ClashPoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 The definition of funny: Someone trying to spy away your nukes - when you have a hidden missile silo. Way to waste some some cash. Someone's not the brightest candle on the birthday cake, eh? I'll see your humor and raise you someone trying to spy away nukes from someone who doesn't have nukes, and has never has had nukes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dealmaster13 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 (edited) Boz (Fark TE Truimvirate of Boobies) Hey CP!!! I've found my Fark counterpart Good luck guys! May the guy who has the most fun, win Edited June 22, 2009 by dealmaster13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 (edited) To quote Deadpool; "Yay, now is fighty time, fighty time, blood blood blood." Edited June 22, 2009 by Bionic redhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 This was an obvious DoW to hit me Another BEazy alliance to be crushed by the man! Also, I would love to join you guys in attacking you... wait no I would love to join my alliance mates in attacking you guys but, LE is too much fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I count 11 Fark vs TPF wars. Thats just sad paitence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I officially dare any Fark nation to attack me. Anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 What he said ^ also I see you Boz O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 What he said ^ also I see you Boz O.o You can't see me! I got my hands over my eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Boz (Fark TE Truimvirate of Boobies) I bet that's not the only place your hands go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I bet that's not the only place your hands go /me looks innocent Why, whatever could you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 BTW, Fish is out there like a champ doing what he does best for TPF. You might say he has HIS hands full, too. Hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dealmaster13 Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 BTW, Fish is out there like a champ doing what he does best for TPF.You might say he has HIS hands full, too. Hehe. Hands full with trainees you say? It will get much more intense at the start of next round Meet you there guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I officially dare any Fark nation to attack me.Anyone Eny1 gonna take that??? Also, Its a date Fark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tautology Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I certainly didn't attack 3 TPF nations yesterday just to pick up a bit of tech! ffs smouldering birdy peeps, it's been 32 hours and none of you have come to rescue your princesses. Get some nations on me NOW. p.s. I don't have nukes but I'm in range of several of your nuke nations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 You can't see me! I got my hands over my eyes! Ohnoez! I can't see him anymore! C'mon Gang lets get in the Mystery Machine and find him! I certainly didn't attack 3 TPF nations yesterday just to pick up a bit of tech!ffs smouldering birdy peeps, it's been 32 hours and none of you have come to rescue your princesses. Get some nations on me NOW. p.s. I don't have nukes but I'm in range of several of your nuke nations. Oh C'mon now we're not Mario and Luigi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tautology Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Oh C'mon now we're not Mario and Luigi Sad but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 We're kinda like Toad. He doesn't do much but he sure is cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I certainly didn't attack 3 TPF nations yesterday just to pick up a bit of tech!ffs smouldering birdy peeps, it's been 32 hours and none of you have come to rescue your princesses. Get some nations on me NOW. p.s. I don't have nukes but I'm in range of several of your nuke nations. Well, you asked for it and there you go. After attacking those other much weaker nations hopefully your new attackers will give you a bit more entertainment. At least a bit more of a challenge, hmm? I'm sure one of them will provide you with some glowing fun soon enough, though admin nukes everyone at end of session in a couple of days. A lot of our bigger people have had their slots full of RD nations, we were busy beating them down. All three of my guys turtled and are slot hogging or I'd have hit you myself lol I'm still hoping for someone to attack me. I think Fark is waiting until after the nuke window close hehe. I should have said I had beer waiting or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tautology Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Well, you asked for it and there you go... Thanks. Sorry if I sounded like I was moaning but TE is supposed to be fun and I was getting bored. Anyway, I really appreciate you reading and acting on what I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Thanks. Sorry if I sounded like I was moaning but TE is supposed to be fun and I was getting bored. Anyway, I really appreciate you reading and acting on what I said. Hey no worries I said more or less the same thing just above you lol But no one loves me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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