Ada069 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Yes its true, NOIR just Increased its Sexiness by 60%. Over double their Current Sexiness City of Rapture Made an application thread to NOIR many days ago after completing many grueling tasks such as running down the road naked, slopping on oil and sliding on tiles into a pile of horse poop, and many things that are really confusing and weird to add in. We finally were accepted into NOIR. The City of Rapture, being the sexiest alliance on CN, finally had the other twenty something uglier alliances bow down to us. We even got ourselves one of those geeky, nerdy people as sidekicks to help us out. They go by the name "Open Source Alliance;" not to mention make us look even sexier when they stand next to us. So without further ado, I now give you City Of Rapture's acceptance into NOIR. NOIR Preamble The name NOIR, literally translated as Black, is both an obvious and a subtle suggestion as to the intentions of the signatories. We, sovereign and noble alliances of black, sign this treaty to better our sphere through culture and trade, and better ourselves in the pursuit of furthering the interests of all black alliances and nations. Article I. La Legion Noire: Non-Aggression and War Section 1. Aggression, as defined by a declaration of war, aiding nations who are at war with or belong to an alliance which is at war with a signatory, or encouraging a declaration of war, is not permitted between signatories of this treaty. Section 2. Any nation(s) found to be in violation of Article I, Section 1 must cease hostilities immediately and offer reparations equal to or greater than the damages wrought. In the event that peace is not reached and reparations are not provided for damages, the offending nation shall be expelled from their alliance. Section 3. A declaration of war by a third party upon a signatory to this treaty shall serve as a casus belli for all other signatories. NOIR members are encouraged, but not required, to come to the defense and aid by any means possible. Section 4. No signatory shall raid Black Nations, aligned or unaligned. Article II. Film Noir: Intelligence Section 1. Signatories agree to share any and all information which they feel may be vital for the security of the undersigned. Section 2. Signatories must not engage in any kind espionage against another signatory, nor support such actions by a third party. Article III. Folk Noir: Hospitality Section 1. Signatories agree to support the growth of the black team by welcoming alliances to black and assisting, when possible, in the transition process. Article IV. La Roche-Noire: The Black Senate Section 1. Signatories agree to maintain a senate which is open to any candidate. Section 2. Signatories are encouraged to coordinate their votes in order to establish a stable and reliable senate. Section 3. Signatories represented directly by a senator agree to respond to sanction requests made by fellow signatories as though the requests were made by their own respective alliance. Article V. Tech Noire: The Black Market Section 1. Each signatory shall select at least one representative to serve as a Black Market Tradesman. Section 2. The Tradesmen are responsible for organizing trade circles as well as technology and donation deals. Section 3. Each signatory shall encourage their members to obtain trades as well as technology and donations deals through the Black Market in order to foster community and economic growth. Article VI. Montagne Noir: The Conclave Section 1. The enactment of this treaty is to be overseen by a council of two representatives from each signatory, forming the Upper Conclave. These members are to have the authority to speak on behalf of their respectful alliances in official matters. An alliance may choose to only mask one person in the Upper Conclave, but no alliance may mask more than two. Section 2. The Middle Conclave shall be an assembly of representatives from the governments of the signatories. These members are to be able to speak and vote on behalf of their respectful alliances on matters regarding the treaty and black economy. A signatory is allowed to determine the number of its own members that it deems necessary to be masked in the Middle Conclave. Section 3. The Middle Conclave shall render decisions by a seventy-two hour vote in which a two-thirds majority has been reached. Abstentions shall not be included in the final tally, and any alliance failing to cast its vote within the seventy-hour period shall forfeit its vote in that decision. All votes are final and cannot be altered after the 72 hour voting period. Section 4. The Upper Conclave members shall each hold administrative privileges on the NOIR forums to allow for their oversight. They are responsible for maintaining proper masks and the organization of the NOIR forums. Article VII. Pinot Noir: Membership Section 1. Any black alliance in good standing is encouraged to apply for membership. Membership is conferred by the Conclave. Section 2. If a signatory is found to violate this treaty, they may be expelled by the Conclave after being given a period of forty-eight hours during which they may respond to any accusations brought against them. Section 3. Any signatory may withdraw from this treaty after giving notice on the NOIR forums. They shall be considered a third party to this treaty seventy-two hours after notice was given, during which time they are still bound to articles I and II. Article VIII. Mondeuse Noire: Amendment Any proposed amendment may be adopted following a seventy-two hour vote by the Conclave in which all votes cast (excluding abstentions) approve the proposal. We, the esteemed alliances of the Black Sphere, hereby pledge our dedication to the above document, and the betterment of the Black Sphere. Signed for Sparta Kings - Darklink Tulak Hord Regent - Supremelord Ephors of Foreign Affairs - George the Great Trinite Signed for Umbrella mrcalkin, Triumvir Roquentin, Triumvir Xavi, Triumvir Guus87, Envoy uaciaut, Marshal Snowbeat, Marshal Sceptor, Senior Statesman Signed for the League of United Defense The Ascendancy Prime-Minister: TheChosenOne Grand Vizier: Draeg High Chancellor: HeRo1 Imperial Commissar: Stagger Lee The Ministry Grand Emissary: Alcoholic High Commissioner: Spazquarx High Quaestor: Azamien Imperial Regent: cello-chik Signed for Dark Fist Daikos - Diarch Starcraftmazter - Diarch Martinius - Minister of Foreign Affairs Signed for Iunctus Teh Chad - Imperator St Jimmy - Praetor Signed for MFO JoshuaR Signed for Trilateral Commission Supreme Council TOOL, Chairman Drakedeath, CEO Arch3004, 1st Representative Cooksonthegreat, 2nd Representative mercs2foru, Chief of Staff Grand Council Badbrownies, Head of External Affairs Teargas, Head of Military/Security Signed for The Dark Templar The Dark Archon - Supa_Troop3r The Twilight Archon - Myworld Patriarch - PuLsE High Templar of Finance - Rakshasas High Templar of Development - Gabriel Carver High Templar of War - Masterof9puppets Signed for The Dark Evolution Coolgreen44 - Emperor Signed for the Federation of Buccaneers Founder - Runz Founder - Sagha The Immortals: Sarmatian Empire, Emperor Wappas, Chief Officer Signed for Apocalypse: Ghostlin, Wolf Emperor of Apocalypse Yuurei, Horseman of Internal Affairs Jewelangel, Horseman of Foreign Affairs Pokeikon, Horseman of War The Shadow Confederacy: E.Grievous,Emperor Omniscient1,Grand Vizier DoorNail,Supreme Commander Shadow Lurker,Grand Moff of Internal Affairs Signed for Ether: Evey Jane, Her Sexiness Pmac627, President Master Nick, Vice President Signed for the Military Establishment of Righteous Countries(MERC): Jack Whiterstein - Premier Baha24 - CoIA porkpotpie - CoFA Signed for Nemesis: Bob, Triumvir Soccerbum, Triumvir Van Hoo III, Triumvir Meyer0095, Minister of Economic Affairs Signed for Amazon Nation: Randalla, of The HiElands - Queen Amarynth, of Caspysia - Council and Queen's Consort Larethiel, of Havalas - Council Signed for League of Small Superpowers: Jaaku - Princeps PHD - Consul Drugsup - Consul Lord Slade - Consul DWtheGreat - Prefect of Foreign Affairs Signed for Fifth Column Confederation Methrage, King Bradicus, Director of Foreign Affairs Lovealot, Director of Development Terveis, Director of War ChairmanR, Director of Technology Cujothekitten, Director of Interior Signed for the House of Lords His Eminence The Most Respected Lord Vorak, Lord President and Leader of the House of Lords, 2nd Grand Duke of the House of Lords, Lord of Vorakia Signed for Alpha Omega Mad Mike - Triumvir of Alpha Omega SigmundFreud - Triumvir of Alpha Omega Galvin Mandorick - Triumvir of Alpha Omega Signed for Aircastle John Ron - CEO of Aircastle Quazzy - CFO of Aircastle Dragon Taxi - CIO of Aircastle Signed for The Righteous Fist The Righteous Fist General Assembly Signed for Open Source Alliance His Honor, Nolissar the All-Knowing, President of the OSA Godfather89, Minister of External Affairs for the OSA Signed for Rendition Paint Your Target - Primus Inter Pares Arcani Council of Rendition: Vellocet Faeloth Hatman Returns Signed for the City Of Rapture Engel – The Engel in Engelstruck Ada – The Struck in Engelstruck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engel Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 (edited) I'm glad to see this. o/ NOIR o/ Black Team o/ CoR Edited June 12, 2009 by Engel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Congrats - NOIR is a great group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh Pimp Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Hahaha way to get people to read the announcement... Good to see. o/ CoR o/ NOIR o/ Ada o/ Engel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 You tricked me on IRC...!@#$%^&. Though I must congratulate you on entering NOIR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Conrad Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Welcome to NOIR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I'm glad to see this.o/ NOIR o/ Black Team o/ CoR I am glad to see you Engel. Happy Brith Day (belate) B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engel Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I am glad to see you Engel.Happy Brith Day (belate) B) Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 NOIR - growing at the speed of light B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Welcome aboard homies. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonknight1000 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 NOIR - growing at the speed of light B) rather ironic seeing they're darkness-based congrats nonetheless, NOIR's a good group (TOOL fought one fifth to a fourth of them in the war so yea, they're good) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Welcome to NOIR, it's nice having another MK stepchild around. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chet Ubet Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 congratz on your entry to NOIR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co God Ben Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Hey, that's pretty cool right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Congratulations to our neighbors in NOIR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Congrats CoR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Manbearpig Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 A warm welcome from all of the black team to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorkPotPie Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Hahaha, I like your reasoning Ada, though MERC is still one of the sexier alliances of NOIR. =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svendonia Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 why is noir so big goddamn blow up alderann already Congrats Rapture, through you all things of the world must flow to NOIR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinius the great Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 NOIR - growing exponentially awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Haha, good to see the group that inherited the acronym of my former alliance (Children of Ra) going well. Congrats on getting into NOIR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamazlilmistake Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Signed for the Federation of BuccaneersFounder - Runz Founder - Sagha The Immortals: Sarmatian Empire, Emperor Wappas, Chief Officer For my information, do i know run the Immortals or are we (FoB) simply mounting them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Welcome. A fine addition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coven Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Congrats folks! o/ boobs and beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Welcome to the family, CoR! o/NOIR o/CoR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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