[Laserwolf]

Greetings to everyone this fine evening. Over the past month, GATO has been slowly reorienting herself with the world at large taking baby steps and being very thoughtful and meticulous in our entrance back into the world affairs. In the process, we have remodeled our embassy structure to help everyone feel more at home. The layout and philosophy are outlined:

For all of our friends and soon-to-be friends with whom we do not have a formal treaty with, your embassies will located in The Living Room. The Living Room is the area of your house where your first greet and get to know visitors while watching the flatscreen and enjoying a few drinks.

Our friends with whom we have a treaty that is not and ODP or MDP, your embassy will be located in The Kitchen. The Kitchen is the room where you can more personally about life, love, and world events.

Finally our friends with whom we have an ODP or MDP will be located on The Back Porch. The Back Porch is that area where your closest friends and their families come and hang out for the day enjoying BBQ, drinks, and hanging out together.

To all of our friends with whom we have not caught up with and to all with whom we have not met, The Living Room is cleaned out and ready to host you.

One last note:

We do have a few embassies that have seen no visitors since they were requested. I want to encourage all to check-in and let us know how you're doing.

This is Laserwolf for GATO and I'll leave the light on for ya.

[Mogar]

Good to see you back on your feet GATO, this cat ain't dead yet.

[benjaminperdomo]

Vodka and beer will be served. Enjoy.

[Carter]

Good !@#$ GATO.

[Jacksonians]

benjaminperdomo, on Jun 11 2009, 04:37 AM, said:

Vodka and beer will be served. Enjoy.

I welcome all challengers to the wonderful sport of beer pong.

[Elyat]

Jacksonians, on Jun 11 2009, 01:41 AM, said:

I welcome all challengers to the wonderful sport of beer pong.

Any time, any place, and I won't even need my Force abilities to beat you.

[President Kent]

Seems a logical system, kudos GATO!

Also, are we permitted into the kitchen for the retrieval of snacks and/or beer?

[Grumpdogg]

...and what happens in the bedroom?

[BlackDragon]

Just IAA is allowed there for now

BD

This post has been edited by BlackDragon: 11 June 2009 - 05:47 AM

[Lord Gobb]

I think the kitchen is a downgrade from the living room. Unless you're female, of course.

[Baron Lightbeard]

Lord Gobb, on Jun 11 2009, 12:59 PM, said:

I think the kitchen is a downgrade from the living room. Unless you're female, of course.

The kitchens where we keep the food.

[Logan]

So how do you get to the bedroom?

[Pingu]

I'll get into your wine cellar/pleasure dungeon yet!

[James Wilson]

Logan, on Jun 11 2009, 12:01 PM, said:

So how do you get to the bedroom?

You need to have certain qualities which appeal to these Spanish cats. For instance, IAA even lets GATO sleep on the bed .

[Lord Rune]

Logan, on Jun 11 2009, 05:01 PM, said:

So how do you get to the bedroom?

I'm partial to flowers, chocolates and lots of vodka!
If you can't obtain flowers, replace them with vodka.
If you can't obtain chocolates, replace them with vodka.

[Incitatus]

This announcement is as cool as ICE. (Laserwolf...see what I did there? )

[Raider]

I better have access to the bedroom, or at least the bathroom.

[Joe Kremlin]

We're close to seeing a sanctioned Legion again. GATO isn't too far off either.

Good luck with this

[Vyatich]

Good to see GATO is still together.

[Ragashingo]

Nice motif. Also, where is the game room? Thats where I want to be.