Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) Fear no more citizens of Planet Bob for Planet Express has come to rescue you from the dominant and heavily priced larger delivery services. Our services reach far and wide across the large universe and have finally arrived here in Planet Bob. Shop has been set up and we’re here to serve your every need. Unlike the monopolistic giant, Mom, we are willing to sacrifice ourselves in order to meet your demands for on-time delivery. As we like to say, “Our crew is replaceable, your package isn’t.” No more Mom A planet Express crew showing their dedication. Although our corporate headquarters are located back on Earth, our intergalactic delivery ship, U.S.S. Planet Express Ship, can guarantee delivery in under a day with normal conditions. As previously mentioned, our company is an alternative to the larger monopolistic Mom and our sole, sleek, fast, and armed ship is a testament to our dedication. Who else can run a delivery business on one ship and guarantee on-time delivery? The U.S.S. Planet Express seen flying over Planet Bob U.S.S. Planet Express in the heat of battle. As for our Planet Bob outposts – they will be located on this “black team” and under the protection of Nemesis for a period of 14 days. At that point our employees should be settled down and ready to formulate a definitive foreign policy. We have set up typical PB establishments such as a public IRC channel found at #PlanetExpress and a forum here. We also took the time to provide you with the company charter clearly expressing our mission. Take a look if you wish. “Our crew is replaceable, your package isn’t. “ Preamble - Planet Express is an intergalactic delivery service proud to serve the needs of its customers. Planet Express is the alternative delivery service from larger and better known companies that currently exist. Customers are promised a safe and on-time delivery, it’s our guarantee. We strive to be a respected company on Planet Bob as well as other planets spread across the universe and Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP). I. Future Employees - Employees of Planet Express are guaranteed pay and a safe environment while at company headquarters. Salaries start at minimum wage and rarely increase, but may decrease. 1. To acquire a job, applicants must complete a 3-day Q&A period. After the three days the results will be mailed instantaneously. 2. Planet Express dislikes corporate spies so you must not be in another alliance. 3. Once accepted you will be labeled as crew member. If you are not accepted you will retain your position as "Customer," where you are free to purchase our services. II. Corporate Leadership 1. The CEO makes all executive decisions pertaining to the Company. 2. The Captain is second-in-command. The captain possesses excellent skills including commanding a ship. Should the CEO step away for a short period of time, the Captain will take over in his place. Department Heads 1. The Bureaucrat – controls all internal affairs. 2. The Accountant – heads payroll and other financial dealings. 3. The First Officer – maintains the company’s defense systems. 4. Delivery Boy – maintains relations with Planet Bob’s esteemed alliances as well as other planet governments within the Democratic Order of Planets. 5. Interns – assist corporate leadership by acting as their deputies. Their specific duties are up to the dept head they serve under. NOTE: All Dept heads hold an equal vote and answer directly to the CEO and Captain. Interns do not hold voting rights. III. Voting - Any issue not settled between the Captain and CEO will fall directly to the entire corporate leadership. Each Department head + CEO/Captain will hold one vote to cast. A simple majority wins. IV. Amendments - he universe isn't endless and expanding, but this charter is. Should the need for amendments rise, then a leadership meeting in the conference room will be held. A clear and concise majority wins the vote. Signed, ZoomZoomZoom, CEO Ricardo 0o, Captain Yossarian, Delivery Boy Check out √2 News tonight for more information. Nemesis- Planet Express protection agreement: Nemesis – Planet Express PET (Protectorate/Economic Treaty) I. Preamble As to where Nemesis looks towards the future(ama), they saw a large green spaceship and said “Holy freaking Zoidberg, what the hell is that?” And yea, it was a large green space ship, with the words “Planet Express” painted on the side. And the townspeople did cringe. II. Protection Threatening townspersons made Nemesis consider the fate of the large green spaceship, so much so that they offered it and its inhabitants two weeks of protection free of charge. The inhabitants of this Planet Express accepted. At the end of two weeks, they’ll talk it over and see what’s up again. III. Tech Deals Should Planet Express find any noob delivery people, both Nemesis and Planet Express will work together to get deliveries of tasty tech moving between the two alliances. Cool. IV. Cancellation Should Planet Express’ engines start working again, or if they decide that those townspeople really aren’t that scary, either side may cancel said PET with 48 hours notice. Once again, this thing only lasts two weeks, so 48 hours is like one-seventh of the time, yo. Oh, also, this is canceled two weeks from signing it if you don’t see anything else on it. So stop bugging us. Signed, this 2nd day of June, Year of our Admin 2009, For Nemesis, Hoo, Triumvir Bob, Triumvir Bum, Triumvir Sir Michael Harland, Minister of Foreign Affairs and dude who’s name is longer than each trium’s name and title For Planet Express, ZoomZoomZoom, CEO Ricardo 0o, Captain Yossarian, Delivery Boy Edited June 22, 2009 by Zoomzoomzoom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 this is awesome, i shall be onto your board soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yossarian Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 o/ PE. I'm really looking forward to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Oh cool we signed a treaty. Good luck Zoom, you won't need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jaym Il Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Awesome. Congrats, and good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edikroma Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 ZOOOOOM! Win alliance name is win. Congrats on the new alliance, and good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 inb4defcon2.0 I'm glad to see this guys. Grats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiant Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Good luck Zoomzoomzoom and the rest of Planet Express Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Good luck with this project, Zoomeh. Also o/ to all gov members. All ex-DefCon and ex-TOOL. For the latter of those two, I can vouch that they are all pretty kewl peeps. Especially Yossarian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Good luck Zoom. Don't be a stranger now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regulus Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Good News everyone, you are now reading this pleasant topic in the voice of Hubert J. Fanrsworth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You will be missed at Nemesis, ZoomX3, but I am glad that we are able to help you out with this. Congrats and best of luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysotine Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You will be missed Yossarian. On another note, this looks promising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yawoo Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I know you'll do good things Zoom. Best of luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Epic theme is epic. Good luck, I can't say I'm unhappy to see a Futurama themed alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternos Astramora Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Awesome name and theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Zoom, you know the Republic loves you. If you need anything, do not hesitate to ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickyman1984 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Good luck Zoom! I see a prosperous future for this alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunslinger Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Awesome theme and good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Zoom, you know the Republic loves you. If you need anything, do not hesitate to ask me. 100....BILLION DOLLARS!! MUAHAHAHA /me flicks pinky up wait....wrong series.... Thanks for the well wishes everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminperdomo Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I am very temped to join you guys, really awesome alliance. Or I could establish Awesome Express! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Sexy as can be. Best of luck, Zoom. o/ Planet Express Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Interesting....So Nemesis aren't "able to sign protectorates due to their charter" but this is acceptable....hmmmm fun stuff Well, I've learned a lot after this thread, it has opened my eyes....it really has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Best Alliance ever, good luck with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mykep Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Sexy...very sexy. Good luck Zoom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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