Sarmatian Empire Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 The Deadly Psychic Kittens Pact ... Preamble: This document recognizes the lasciviousness between Through Yggdrasil's Roots (hereby referred to as TYR) and The Immortals (hereby referred to as TI), and is an agreement to uphold the ideals of passion, affection and kittens. Article I: Telepathy TYR and TI are strictly required to communicate with each other via telepathy. Should one alliance dare speak with their mouth, you can say that this treaty probably won't exist anymore. One more thing about telepathic communication, if one alliance is unable to read the other one's mind... then know what? That alliance doesn't deserve to be a friend. Both alliances will respect each other, but only in ways that the kittens know how. Article II: Intelligence TYR and TI pinky swear not to participate in espionage or assist in espionage against each other. We will follow the honorable code of asking, should we require additional kittens. Any acts of espionage would render this treaty null and void. Believe us, you don't wanna be sent to the void. You'll be all alone in a channel after your StarCraft game is over. Leading intelligentsia of both alliances will share $1kr1t$ with each other when the privileged information pertains to their kittens. Article III: Optional Naughty Nurse Foreplay This clause gives both alliances the authorization to formally request military and/or financial assistance in any war against any unsigned alliance or nation. However, once a request is made by one alliance, it is up to the other alliance to decide if they will grant the request or not. Should a request for assistance be denied, let there be no hard feelings, for there are still many days that we can dress up as a naughty nurse. Article IV: Cancellation If TYR and TI ever goes insane, this treaty may be cancelled provided that a twenty-four hour notice is given to the other alliance. Signatures The Immortals Sarmatian Empire, Emperor Through Yggdrasil's Roots As per Immortal tradition.....CAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickyman1984 Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Congrats on telepathic kittens dressing as nurses and/or this treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 o/ TI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Epic. But isn't this like, incest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted May 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Epic. But isn't this like, incest? A friend once told me Incest is the Best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendoftheSkies Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 o/ a long and lasting friendship o/ death by psychic kitten telepathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanru Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 whoo. great to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealingPandas Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 o/ Our friends, The Immortals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Boris Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 Good to see you are still keeping it in the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allied_Threat Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 This pleases me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterof9puppets Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 D'awww awesome, I'm treatied to TYR through a treaty now o/ TYR o/ TI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bunny Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 B) Nice cake. Welcome to our family, TYR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Always good to see friends being made o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Clan Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Good show guys. I like both these alliances. Classy fellas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Octavian Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Congrats guys!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Great to see two good alliances coming together to get it on. No Cosmos post = sad face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardley Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 o/ Immortals. Swear thats all I ever post on these forums lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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