PirateBob Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Dealing Carnage Under Pirate Sails We be settin' sails fer uncharted waters upon th' vast, open seas o' Planet Bob. Th' First Accords: § 1. All Crewmembers will follow th' policies o' th' Captains in a manner that dasn't brin' ill repute upon our Alliance or our Allies. § 2. We be an exclusive alliance an' membership be nay guaranteed. § 3. We be an Orange Team alliance. Crewmembers who aren’t in a long-term trade circle will switch t' orange an' we will help them build a new trade circle. § 4. Crewmembers will protect an' defend each other against all attacks. § 5. Raids against red team, orange team, or any alliance wi' 5 or more members be forbidden. Members will return attacks against raiders until reps be agreed upon wi' th' raider’s Govt. Minimum reps we receive or pay be $3m t' get full use o' an aid slot an' all reps be rounded up t' th' next $3m increment. § 6. Any crewmember that shall strike or spy another whilst these Articles be in force shall receive Moses’ Law (that be, 40 Stripes lackin' one) on th' bare aft an' be cast overboard t' Davy Jones’ Locker. § 8. Crewmembers will show respect t' each other an' ever' other player in CN, especially durin' times o' war. § 9. Crewmembers will abide by th' military chain o' command at all times without exception. Any crewmember that shall nay keep his Arms clean an’ fit fer an engagement, or neglect his business, shall be cut off from his share, an' suffer such other punishment as th' Captains shall think fit. § 10. All crewmembers will follow our guides fer buildin' yer nations t' achieve maximum economic an' military growth. § 11. Any aid that a crewmember receives be paid aft before spake crewmembers can leave th' alliance. If any member o' th' crew shall offer t' run away, he shall be marooned wi' one keg o' powder, one keg o' water, one wee arm, an' a single shot. § 12. All members, includin' th' Captains, shall remain active on th' forums an' IRC. We know that real life gets in th' way sometimes so as long as ye tell us ye’ll be inactive, 't won’t be a problem. § 13. We be havin' an optional first strike nuclear policy in a defensive war. Nukes may also be used against raiders an' rogues. § 14. If any time we shall meet another Marooner that signs his Articles without th' consent o' our Company, He shall suffer such punishment as th' Captains shall think fit. irc.coldfront.net #dcups - http://pirate_bob.0webspace.com/forums/ Th' Government: Captains – 3 Controllin' Members o' Gov – non elective positions First Mates – Finance, Foreign Affairs, Membership – appointed by th' Captains as seen fit Boatswain (Bos’n) – Staff o' th' First Mates – appointed by th' First Mates as seen fit Quartermaster – Military Commander – appointed by th' Captains as seen fit Gunners – Military Staff – appointed by th' Quartermaster as seen fit Take heed fer ye ben warned Ar ships be moored in th' Ports o' ODN. Beware all ye who seek ar booty fer ODN has many a cannon. Preamble: In order t' further relations between th' Orange Defense Network (Henceforth known as ODN) an' Dealing Carnage Under Pirate Sails (Henceforth known as DCUPS), both parties agree t' th' followin' treaty. Article I: Members o' ODN an' DCUPS will remain respectful at all times. Article II: Members o' ODN an' DCUPS will nay take aggressive action against each other. If such actions do take place, th' governments o' ODN an' DCUPS will work together t' find a suitable resolution t' any conflicts that take place. Article III: Th' ODN endeavors t' assist DCUPS t' th' best o' its ability Article IIIb: Th' ODN an' DCUPS will work together economically t' th' benefit o' each others’ nations an' alliances. Article IV: Th' ODN will protect DCUPS from all unwarranted attacks. Article IVa: Although 'tis nay required, Th' ODN has legal means an' be encouraged t' assist in any o' DCUPS`s offensive wars. Article IVb: Although 'tis nay required, DCUPS has legal means an' be encouraged t' assist in any o' ODN`s wars. Article V: Th' government o' each alliance will remain in contact, informin' th' other o' important developments beforehand. Foremost among this ortin' ta be advance knowledge o' treaties an' wars. Article VI: This treaty be effective from th' moment 'tis announced. Either party may cancel this treaty at any moment, but remains bound t' follow all sections o' this treaty fer a further 120 hours. Article VIa: Upon commission o' a grave violation t' th' letter or spirit o' this treaty, either party may immediately cancel without regard t' th' restriction o' Article VI. Signed: Captains of DCUPS PirateBob Che Fredginator ODN Sunstar, Captain of the Good Ship Fusion Zessa, Mate of Marauding Arsenal, Mate of Drunken Diplomacy Merlin, Mate of Buried Treasure Yates, Mate of the Galley The 29th Brethren of the Coast: amad123 Cataduanes Dujek Joracy Proximus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joracy Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 I liek, I liek a lot o/ DCUPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotillion Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 I DCUPS I swear I'll support you with both hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Penguins approve of pirates. They help stave off global warming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Cousteau Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 *Jacko of The Ocean raises an eyebrow* As of now, your piratey-ness is questionable. Stop by #FoB and share some rum. We'll evaluate you. But in all seriousness, welcome to the high seas mates, and i do hope we can plunder some booty in the future together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob the Malignant Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 (edited) Yar! Avast ye dirty landlubbers Also, o/ ODN Edited May 24, 2009 by Jacob the Malignant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chet Ubet Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Me like Pirates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Your flag reminds me of someone... can't quite put my finger on it... small alliance, fought on the Hegemony side in the war... heh. Good luck anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hombre de Murcielago Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 FoB's pirate flag = Awesome SSSW18 naked lady flag = Hot A flag that combines the two = Priceless I see great things in your future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeydee Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 I DCUPSI swear I'll support you with both hands. i D cups too o wait... this is DCUPS, nothing suggestive at all here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diomede Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 The lack of plain language offends my English sensibilities. On another note, welcome, g'luck protecting them ODN, congrats etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylar Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Good luck To both parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yawoo Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 I do love that flag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstar Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Yar. Set sail mate-ies, and let us not stop 'till we be finding th' treasure in these here parts. Also, DCUPS wenches for all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Yarr, what be this skulduggery? We pirates ply a dangerous trade, luck be with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamazlilmistake Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 More pirates? AHOY MATEYS, FoB approves of more pirates. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadeev Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Good luck Bob, youll know you will be missed but we got your back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proximus Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Someone start something with them, I didn't get enough war. Also yay another post with my name in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Avast! Abandon ship all ye who enter the ports' o' th' DCUPS. Argh, belay that. Set sail mateys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesius Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Hello mister protectorate person! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Houston Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Severely disappointed. I see no D-Cup Pirate pictures here. Must I dredge them up on my own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proximus Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 I was too lazy to cut out the part of the picture with Bob in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Could you please send me the finest caskets of Grog from your almighty treasure haul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venizelos Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 (edited) holy hell bob those are some nice forums oh and good luck etc etc we talked on IRC Edited May 24, 2009 by Venizelos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zessa Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Arr, it's a pleasure to be maraudin' with ye. Good luck, Pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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