Chimaera Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 The Treaty that is so Awesome we Couldn't Give it a Name Pact Preamble Let it be known that Athens and IAA are all about the love and friendship that only degenerates like us are able to share. Let no man rend asunder the bond between these two scumbag alliances and the everlasting respect and friendship that this document represents. In Osbourne's name we pray. Article 1: Sovereignty Both signatories shall remain sovereign entities at all times and will demonstrate this by agreeing to never knowingly interfere in the internal and external affairs of another. Both parties recognize that any overt or malicious violations of this article may result in an immediate cancellation of this document by the affected party. Article 2: Non Aggression Both signatories shall enter into a state of non aggression with each other for the entire duration of this treaty and agree to never conspire or commit acts of espionage against one another. Both signatories agree to never give any form of aid or assistance to an alliance or individual that a signatory of this treaty is militarily engaged with. Both parties recognize that any overt or malicious violations of this article may result in an immediate cancellation of this document by the affected party. Article 3: Respect In order for our relationship to remain strong and healthy, we must agree to always show respect towards each other in all public domains and agree to refrain from trolling or flaming each other's allies. Any disputes shall be settled in private, in a calm and dignified manner. Article 4: Communication Both parties shall remain in constant communication with each other in order to keep the relationship strong and healthy. Any available form of communication may and should be used. Article 5: Intelligence Both parties agree to share any and all information with each other that pertains to the safety and stability of one another. Any information passed shall be kept confidential and not shared with any third parties unless explicit permission is given. Article 6: Mutual Defence A direct attack on a signatory of this treaty by a non signatory alliance or individual shall be seen as an attack on both signatories and will be treated as such. All proper retaliatory manoeuvres will be taken. This article is subject to a non chaining clause stated below. No-chaining clause: If either signatory is attacked due to honouring a military treaty that they share with a foreign alliance, mutual defence is no longer mandatory, but an option. Both alliances advocate enacting the option, but understand that there is the possibility that the other may choose not to enact the option, for whatever reason, and that decision will be supported by the other signatory, regardless. Article 7: Cancellation This treaty may be cancelled at any time, by either signatory. The cancelling party must give the other signatory a private, 72 hour notice of their intent to cancel. This treaty shall remain in effect until this time period elapses, at which point, it shall be declared officially null and void. Should Articles 1 or 2 be violated, with no chance of a diplomatic solution that allows for the continuation of these accords, this treaty may be cancelled immediately by the affected party, thereby releasing both signatories from all the obligations set out in this treaty at the moment cancellation notice is given. Signed on behalf of Athens, Londo Mollari, Archon eponymos Rsoxbronco1, Archon basileus Lonpeo, Polemarch Jgoods45, Theorodokos Anon, Agoranomos of Finance Dragon, Agoranomos of Trade an4rk, Dikast of Security and Membership john jalapeno, Dikast of Arbitration Medtech, Didact Hobbies0310, Hierophant Von Shizer, Demitheorodokos Signed on behalf of the Imperial Assault Alliance, His Majesty, the Emperor: Chimaera, Dark Lord of the Sith and Sovereign Schemer of the Stars Grand Vizier: Mathias Imperial Regent: Schecterville Grand Admiral: MercyFallout Grand Moff: Phoenix Rising Galactic Reserve Chairman: Rebirth I have known Athens for a very long time, and for every single moment of their existence they have proved to be one of the most steadfast allies and stalwart defenders of their beliefs upon Planet Bob, ideals we in the IAA prize very highly. As such, upon our reformation Athens was one of the first groups we set out to befriend, and the bounties of such a friendship and alliance are certain to be many more than just this piece of paper. I know I speak for all Imperials when I say we are proud to call Athenians our new brothers and allies. tl;dr: Von Shizer has died in an unfortunate accident as a ninja shurukian made from a blank CD was Force Pushed through his body and into the Athenian Akropolis. The resulting celebration regarding this momentous murder from both IAA and Athens prompted this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) oh no we didn't... o/ IAA o/ Athens I look forward to working with Athens Also First Edited May 19, 2009 by TheListener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snogirl Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Very nice, congratulations to both parties o\ IAA o\ Athens o\ Pie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Its been awesome getting to know you all and forming a strong friendship. Here's to many more months of friendship! o/IAA o/Athens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 finally youve made jgoods wait so long XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 finally youve made jgoods wait so long XD But when you sign something with the IAA, I believe it is worth the wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3nowned Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 woo! o/ Athens and IAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Jgoods is my friend. Back off IAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Athens IAA You've made me so happy I peed a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted May 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Jgoods is my friend. Back off IAA. No he's mine you can't have him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neneko Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 holy crap this is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Jgoods is my friend. Back off IAA. You can both share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyFallout Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 treaty is quite . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rulesaints Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 This makes me happy, nice one guys o/IAA o/Athens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunTzuWannabe Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Congrats to both of you and i hope this is the begining of a great friendship. o/ to such good alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 You can both share The IAA is not very good at sharing, but hey maybe someone else can try. I'm tired of being the one that always hs to share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Congrats IAA on a great treaty partner - I wish you well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laserwolf Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Congrats to IAA and Athens! Athens you have very good friends in IAA. I know you know that but I couldn't help myself in saying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Congrats to IAA and Athens! Athens you have very good friends in IAA.I know you know that but I couldn't help myself in saying it. Then why'd you say it laser :lol1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laserwolf Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I guess b/c this announcement brought a smile this early in the morning. Plus I sometimes have a painful grasp of the obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minister Lawrence Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 All hail the Union! We of the Empire like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 This treaty is sexy. IAA is my newest ally, and Athens is one of my oldest and closest friends, so it's fitting that they've hooked up. o7 Athenss o7 IAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denial Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 As a fan of the Imperial Assault Alliance since the Great War era, I am very happy to see this development. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlar Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Congratulations and obligatory hail for Chimmy/IAA o/ I concur on the sexiness of this treaty -Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewelangel Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Congrats guys jgoods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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