Varianz Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 The Legions March! The Roman Empire hereby declares war on Fark, for refusing to share their beer. Our military has been ordered to retrieve the beer shipments vital to the survival of the Roman Empire and bring them home. Seriously though, we are attacking Fark. We have two reasons (other then the beer). First, we want to practice our fighting skills, and Fark, being a closley matched target, is a good opponent for that. Second, we want to spice up TE. It's been kind of boring lately. Maybe this will renew interest. This war will continue for a maximum of one war declaration cycle, at which point we will terminate the conflict (we may end it sooner depending on circumstances). We have no intention of destroying the alliance of Fark; this is not an angry war. We simply want to have fun, and hope Fark can do the same. Our guys have been given orders to stay completely polite; if there are problems, contact me. If you want to talk, our IRC channel is #RomanEmpire on coldfront. Good luck to Fark, and see you on the battlefield! Let the trolling begin. /s/ Tiberius12, Emperor Caesar43, Proconsul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Stupid Fark and their beer. Just kidding. Well, I hope Fark the best! Lets keep it civil and polite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Have you ever heard of homebrew??? Can't we all just get along? Oh yeah, we can't. Well a beer war is a good war I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaximusBluntus Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 If you want my beer, you'll have to take it from my cold, dead hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 If you want my beer, you'll have to take it from my cold, dead hands. You are willing to chill your beer for them?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Stupid Fark and their beer. Just kidding. Well, I hope Fark the best! Lets keep it civil and polite. You say to keep it civil and polite, just after calling our beer stupid??? )): I bet ya'll are gonna try to raid the bacon stockpiles too, aren't ya? Surely you aren't suicidal enough to try and do that! And don't even think about trying to take the other "B"... Love and kisses, etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain V Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 You are willing to chill your beer for them?! +1, If someone gives me advance warning they are coming for my beer, chances are high they are just going to find a lot of empties and one totally blitzed captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Good luck everyone, war is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMilch Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 You are willing to chill your beer for them?! One less job to do, and haha. You say to keep it civil and polite, just after calling our beer stupid??? )): I bet ya'll are gonna try to raid the bacon stockpiles too, aren't ya? Surely you aren't suicidal enough to try and do that! And don't even think about trying to take the other "B"... Love and kisses, etc etc I guess they now know that was just a cover up to steal the bacon. No point in hiding the truth now. Good luck to Fark in this war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefano Palmieri Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Hi hoe Hi hoe off to steal your beer we go. O/RE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted May 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 (edited) And don't even think about trying to take the other "B"... The babies have already been taken and are being made into a delicious baby pie as we speak. Want some? We can share . Edited May 10, 2009 by Kingharold33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 yes beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwonam Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Fark is fulla wimpuses. I called them spaghetti brains and they haven't attacked me. What wimpuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEraser Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 this is hardly spicing things up. this sis simply going "HUR i can push the Declare war button" i don't like fark though, so enjoy please make them disband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynthFG Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Baaaaaawwwwwwwww My Pixels, Wait, thats not it, right Come and get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning Glory Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 WOW...This is a bit early for third base on the first date, lol! Congrats guys! and GL to both of you BG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Roman Empire, you guys are... a lot better in my book. FARK sucks plain and simple, now KingHarold if you would have told me this then yah I would have told France to come help clean up FARK. Anyway good show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 This King Harold has potential, and has somehow dragged Roman Empires out of the quagmire of mismanagement Good job mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Actually King Harold has been around right after the Murder Inc curbstomp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Actually King Harold has been around right after the Murder Inc curbstomp But he hasn't been in the top leadership position has he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 I think he shared it. He was just radio silent though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcboy Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Have you ever heard of homebrew??? Can't we all just get along? Oh yeah, we can't. Well a beer war is a good war I guess. that it is. we all want beer so why not fight over it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I think he shared it. He was just radio silent though I stand corrected. As for King Harold, he's doing a good job, maybe need to sort out the RU-OON issue though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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