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Several months ago, a cat bit a dog's ear and he cried... while the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and the Auxiliary Army were busy trying to figure out the best chocolate chip cookie recipe. During their first attempt, King Tom of NATO was drinking a little bit too much and forgot to watch the oven... so the cookies were burnt. During the second attempt, Xiangi of AA forgot to shave so when the cookies were made, there were some bits of hair... errr, so the cookie monster cracked his whip and kidnapped a cute puppy by the name of Buffalo... NATO and AA cried their hearts out for this cute puppy, and the cookie monster was annoyed by it, so he said that he will return Buffalo if both the alliances successfully make the best chocolate chip cookies. The two alliances decided to give another shot at doing this for Buffalo's sake... come on, he's such a cute thing! AND THEY WERE SUCCESSFUL!
Ladies and gentlemen, roughmen, wild women, cute puppies, pantsless spammers, cookie burners, it is my honor to present today, the Peace, Intelligence and Aid Treaty between the alliances of NATO and AA.
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The Ooie-Gooie-Rich-and-Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookie Treaty
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Ingredients
In order to prepare the best chocolate chip cookies for the entire membership of the alliances North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) and Auxiliary Army (AA), leaders of both parties must have the following ingredients ready:
8 cups of softened butter
6 cups of white sugar
10 cups of packed brown sugar
16 eggs
16 teaspoons of vanilla extract
24 cups of all-purpose flour
8 teaspoons of baking soda
16 teaspoons of hot water
4 teaspoons of salt
16 cups of sweet chocolate chips
8 cups of chopped walnuts
Preheat the NATO-AA oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit
When preheating the NATO-AA oven, leaders of both alliances must be very careful of burning the other. Should a leader be burned... accidently... the remaining dignataries will apply burn cream on said leader's painful spot.
Mixing the ingredients together
First, the leaders will mix together the butter and sugars. If one leader is unable to tell when the mix has become smooth, it is the other leader's responsibility to let their friend know that it is ready. After this, the eggs will be beat into the mix of butter and sugars one by one. Then the vanilla extract will be stirred in. The other leader who's not mixing this will be pouring the baking soda into the hot water and stir until it is dissolved. Then he or she will conjoin the dissolved baking soda with the other batter. Stir. Salt will be added next. After that, the flour, chocolate chips and walnuts will be united with the batter and be stirred. Through out this process, leaders should be very careful and make sure that all the ingredients are just right. If one detects a kitchen mouse trying to steal a piece of chocolate chip, said mouse must be killed! OUR CHOCOLATE CHIPS ARE VERY PRECIOUS TO US! Last, but not least, the cookie batter will be placed unto a very large ungreased pan by spoonfuls.
Bake the cookies for 10 minutes
As we all know, the pan is huge, so the leaders of NATO and AA must hold it together while placing it into the oven so that it doesn't drop on the floor. After 10 minutes, the cookies should be good to go and the alliance leaders are to carefully remove the pan and place it on the kitchen counter. Then they must ring the kitchen bell so that the members of NATO and AA will know that the cookies are ready to be shared and come running into the kitchen, rolling on top of each other, spreading cooties, lugging in mud and smashing into pots and pans. When the fiesta is over, the members of both alliances are required to clean up the kitchen and go back outside to play.
My cookies
Should NATO and AA wishes to stop sharing cookies with each other, one must inform the other within 48 hours about their greediness. When the alarm clock strikes said amount of hours, the kitchen will be closed forever unless both alliances decided to open it again in the future for whatever reason.
Signatures:
North Atlantic Treaty Organization
President- King Tom of King Tom
Vice President- President Jackson of Buffalo Niagara
Secretary General- Anu Drake of Numeria
Secretary of State- Lenny n Karl of Mudfoot
Secretary of Treasury- Menite of Pameshlu
Secretary of Interior- BritneysCokeDealer of KFedistan
Secretary of Defense- Zamboanga of Zamboanga
Auxiliary Army
President- Gottsmik of Antverpia
Vice President - QThews of North Rushaa
Diplomatic Council- Duke DYP of Whiskey Drinkers
Diplomatic Council- Xiangi of Xiangi
North Atlantic Treaty Organization
President- King Tom of King Tom
Vice President- President Jackson of Buffalo Niagara
Secretary General- Anu Drake of Numeria
Secretary of State- Lenny n Karl of Mudfoot
Secretary of Treasury- Menite of Pameshlu
Secretary of Interior- BritneysCokeDealer of KFedistan
Secretary of Defense- Zamboanga of Zamboanga
Auxiliary Army
President- Gottsmik of Antverpia
Vice President - QThews of North Rushaa
Diplomatic Council- Duke DYP of Whiskey Drinkers
Diplomatic Council- Xiangi of Xiangi
Yours,
A Kitchen
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 05:58 PM
