[Commonwealth of John]

Throughout this piece I will successfully implicate the alliances that will in one way or another become part of the living dead.

Below involves pieces and recollections from a pitch black perspective involving nations and members. There are many reasons for this current spectacle and none of them involve rain. However, these reasons are completely true and serious, for there is nothing smart about senseless sensibility.


REASONS:

Although the popular logic of recent events revolves around OV and NPO, it really has nothing to do with their inability to work together. It has everything to do with the growing amount of Sonic Pleasures present pre-2007. The emotion (music) that was abundant in that time frame lacked a certain roughness that allowed several people to join (as one)* in order to create a true Sonic Experience. This lack of Sonic Experiences has led to the overall destruction of most things comical and happy in CN.

Another more mainstream idea revolves around mhawk. Most people do not know this about the mysterious client that is mhawk, but he grew up on the streets on Planet Bob. His father; a math teacher. His mother; a marine biologist. Needless to say, his childhood on Planet Bob was a rough one. He grew up on the corners pushing drugs and playing dice. He was gifted at both, but with the extensive background in mathematics, he was better at dice. His favorite roll, obviously, was the hard six. This roll was one he could throw in his sleep. While this was an interesting technique, it could not stand the test of time. In the middle of peace negotiations via private chat with Moo-Cows, he accidentally rolled a five. This was a tremendous upset to the stature of this cn politician, for his hard six had finally not come through. Being superstitious like a good evil dictator should, Moo-Cows also took this as a sign of inevitable doom. If the hard six does not appear, will the entire CN try to destroy us. This logic, although full proof, failed.


OPTION 1 (Entitled NPO)

To adapt to the War Machine alliances that are now the military power, NPO wishes for a new start. After seeing the alliances who were smashed in the previous great war rebuild to even higher statuses, Moo-Cows exclaimed “By God, they’re alive!”. In order to reclaim their throne as arrogance and fear creators, NPO wishes to be crushed so a phoenix may rise from their ashes and slaughter all opposition. In other terms, A New Hope.


OPTION B (Mushroom Kingdom)

As we all know, MK has been a staple in the CN Beef industry since their creation. They have travel far and wide for the best cows and land. This last GW ended up getting all of their assets (cows) nuked. Fortunately MK knows how to do it wrong right. Unfortunately, the ration is still spilling into my beans. This further involves several of the key players who have finally seen the light and moved to the side of omnivores. Although the vegetarians are massing numbers, there seems to be an imbalance in their nutritional system that leaves them weak and sexually frustrated. Of course when success is achieved, followers are created. An example of this is included in Handouts A(1-3) and Handout B. After the loss of almost all cows, MK migrated to a style of business that is a slower output with higher gain. In other words, they moved from supplying Taco Bell with Grade C - “Sutiable for human consumption” to supplying Chipotle with Grade B meat. This, as outlined earlier, gave them greater respect and other bonuses, such as a sustainable income and free handskis.



Option etc.

There is nothing that exists below senseless and above sensibility because there lies no room bed between slices of Roast Beef and Turkey. There will be downfall. However, downfall is impermanent for everything in the space of inter. Shame is a powerful tool against alliances of honor, hence the reason it will not work with the majority of the Hegemony. NPO and co is consumed with the lies and coarse terror of downfall so please use this against them, as there is no defense to acknowledging faults, only misdirection.


And Finally, Finale.



tl;dr
Thank you
(TORN and Bigwoody for finally making this war happen)

[Lord of Destruction]

All of the options are wrong.

[Commonwealth of John]

Lord of Destruction, on Apr 23 2009, 03:51 PM, said:

All of the options are

Corrected.

[Sceptor o Sordidness]

What does the Generator have to say about this?

[Great Lord Moth]

Quote

There is nothing that exists below senseless and above sensibility because there lies no room bed between slices of Roast Beef and Turkey. There will be downfall. However, downfall is impermanent for everything in the space of inter. Shame is a powerful tool against alliances of honor, hence the reason it will not work with the majority of the Hegemony. NPO and co is consumed with the lies and coarse terror of downfall so please use this against them, as there is no defense to acknowledging faults, only misdirection.

And you call this "Understanding the Incomprehensible"? I can barely understand a single sentence of this malarkey.

[NewYinzer]

I admire the attempt made at a humorous take on CN events, but you need a degree of coherence. Look at the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the way that Douglas Adams explains silly events in a silly way without losing coherence. But I applaud your effort nonetheless.

[Lord of Destruction]

Commonwealth of John, on Apr 23 2009, 04:58 PM, said:

Corrected.

Yes, those options exist. However, they're still all wrong.

[Jens of the desert]

Was expecting a better read than what I got.

And NewYinzer is right, it needs more coherence.