Archon Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 The Mushroom Kingdom Declares War The Mushroom Kingdom comes before you today with grave news: We have been spied upon by the United Blue Directorate. They did this in an effort to breach our alliance's securty and withdraw vital information with respect to our military. This is a grevious offense. We were able to isolate the spy by means of the excellent efforts of bros, our Castellan of the Keep, and Trace, our Prince. Through their vigilance, they were able to figure out precisely who the perpetrator was - the United Blue Directorate's Minister of Defense and Intelligence, mdnss. We approached the United Blue Directorate's top level leadership, and opened dialogues with Slybomber. He played the part of a distressed leader perfectly, and offered up a match on our IP. He implicated Bahman, his Assistant Minister of Internal Affairs. Something seemed wrong, and as we delve deeper we discovered they were attempting to deceive us in an effort to mitigate damage and conceal the extent of their misdeeds. Once we untangled their web of lies, Slybomber finally confessed. They have spied on multiple alliances, though they claim they cannot identify any others, and have been collecting their guides. They have been doing this for some time now, and have been posting them on a board viewable by their entire government. Never once did Slybomber, or any member of UBD's governemt, try to stop this foul operation. When approached, they lied to us, and they deceived us. We contacted them and their allies, for we were greatly concerned. Ultimately, after receiving counsel from their allies in the NADC, NPO, and GDA, as well as conferring with our own, we have decided on the following as a fair course of action: We will follow the honorable model of the New Sith Order and engage the United Blue Directorate in a short, punitive engagement. This engagement will not be long, and we will by no means seek or enforce harsh terms of surrender. We will not seek their disbandment, nor do we intend to raze their nations to the ground. We spoke with many alliances in the Blue sphere, and as we are very aware of the harmony of colors in this game we gave our word that we will not disrupt the Blue sphere. We intend to keep it. We will *not* condone the use of nuclear weaponry, nor will we condone the use of spies to deplete our foe's nuclear stockpile. However, should either of these tactics be employed by the UBD, we will respond in turn. We will enforce a single term ZI upon Slybomber, for his deceit and complacency in this matter. We will enforce a single term ZI upon mdnss, for his attempt to spy against the Kingdom. And we will enforce a single term ZI upon Bahman, for attempting to cover it up. We are a simple alliance. We do not believe in bitter revenge, or acting out of anger. We will not PZI these nations, or any nation of the UBD, unless they do some grevious misdeed to warrant it. We will not destroy their alliance, and when this war is done, we will not extort from them technology or money. We will help them get back to their feet, and we will work together with alliances like the NADC and their brothers and sisters in Agora to help the Blue sphere regain a valuable ally. Should any of you have legitmate reason to question the motivation of the Mushroom Kingdom, I invite you to contact a member of our high goverment (myself, Trace, SirWilliam, AirMe, or Azaghul) so that we can allay your concerns personally. We would post logs, but as they hinge on IPs held therein, and we do not wish to violate the privacy of anyone, we have chosen to do it this way instead. I hope that this will be brief, and that the UBD will learn their lesson well and emerge as a better alliance for it. Signed this 13th day of April, 2009 Archon King of the Mushroom Kingdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bros Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 (edited) o/ My name is in this HAIL ARCHON, KING OF THE SHROOMS Edited April 13, 2009 by bros2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 (edited) TO WAR WE MARCH! :jihad: :jihad: :jihad: Edited April 13, 2009 by Azaghul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Go SHROOOOOOOOOMS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Fool Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Good luck to my friends in the Mushroom Kingdom! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Cool. Have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwoody Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 GENTLEMEN! Destroy! Happy hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamed Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 I endorse this service and/or product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooksland Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Got to say I am very impressed with starting only 5 minutes before update and the amount of declarations so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord GVChamp Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Darn. I liked UBD too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 I have 99% spy odds on all UBD nations in my range. Additionally, 3/4 of UBD nations in my range don't even have an air force. Don't even get me started on the military wonders. Yes, this will be the fight of our lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTTezla Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 A very measured approach to war. Hopefully a sign for the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raasaa Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 have fun guys.....we have your back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Best of luck in your war! Nuke em to hell |-o-| 'shrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dakota Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Very surprising. Spies never learn. Good luck guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzz227 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Very honorable MK. Have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 The Mushroom hungers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcades057 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Lucky. Have fun a'stompin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 This.....is necessary. I have no tolerance for spying. o/ Muppet Kingdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Yay for limited war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 I must say I like this new procedure: punishment beatings. We'll have to see how far it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Also, we will kill anyone who attacks MK. Have a nice day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathsmile Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 o/ MK Good show guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! Happy hunting MK, you know CnG is here to back you up if you need us to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fupresti Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 C'mon people, join UBD so I can get a target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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