hormones74 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Howdy all. I’m sure you’re all aware of our current status, but given the attention whores we are, we couldn’t just let this opportunity to post a thread about us go by. So we’ll get right to it. This is our war flag. Or banner. Whatever. Say Hi to Nicole. Nicole likes long walks on the beach, rainbows, puppy dogs, Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. But Nicole has a bit of a dark side. She also likes to ‘put her foot up some fools’ asses.’ When our Minister of War Chief Redneck, suggested jokingly that charm school might do her some good, she, well, put her foot up his $@!. In related news, Chief has recovered quite nicely, and now can sing lead in most musicals. Serendipity, I say. She’s a bit feisty that way. She is also our Goddess of War and some other thing that I won’t bring up right now. Anyway, Nicole is sad. Apparently, there isn’t quite enough blood for her taste. And, since we don’t want to share Chief Redneck’s fate, we listened very closely to her whispers of Bring me blood, bring me sweet sweet blood. Oh, and a milkshake. As such, a quick trip to the Quickie mart was in order, as well as the following: We hereby recognize a state of war between us and Freak Safari. In related news (mostly because I have gotten a surprising amount of queries on IRC about the following), we also announce: VIcious Doctrine Alpha: ‘Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.’ FACE encourages the use of nuclear weapons by its members. We don’t go around declaring war, and in fact, try to find diplomatic solutions. However, if we are pushed, we will push back. We don’t buy nukes to pay upkeep and stare at them. Well, Nicole does, something about ‘you guys are overcompensating’ or such. Not sure what she’s referring to, but there it is. Please note, the above is subject to the Crossroads Accords, and as such, final authority regarding the use of nuclear weapons is in TOP’s discretion. I only mention the foregoing as many folks have asked what OUR policy is regarding nuclear weapons. Thanks for your time, and of course a hearty Paradoxia Vult to our much beloved protectors, The Order of the Paradox. Your truly, EmperorVIcious, Triumvir of FAME Hormones74, Triumvir of FAME Wait, FAME? Yes, we will get back to our federating, culturalizing, exchangment and allying shortly. But when we bust out the Nicole banner, we are: The Federated Allies for Military Exchange. P. S. I know, I know, FAME is just another terrible acronym. The other one we were going to use was the Brotherhood Of Ordered Black States. We even have a TOP. Haha. Ok. I’ll stop now. If you hate the name FAME as much as FACE, we’ll switch to the one listed above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJPenguin Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) Haha hormones, go get 'em. Edited March 20, 2009 by DJPenguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makela6 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I hope TOP beats some more targets to my range soon O/ FACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke William I Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Hot. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Oh, hello. I mean, good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I just accidentally the whole war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion321 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I love you FACE. You just made my night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Nice war banner. You're lucky TOP is protecting you becuase I would be very tempted to declare on you guys just to bring it back out again . Enjoy the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh the Monk Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 If that's not a VI post, I don't know what would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hormones74 Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 If that's not a VI post, I don't know what would be. You're correct. VI, did write it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrik Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Coulda skipped the words and stuff. That picture and the nuke symbol would have sufficed. Best of luck to you guys. Hope you have as much fun with this as Freak Safari is. /me goes to put the Nuclear News Report on auto-refresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh the Monk Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 You're correct. VI, did write it. I've been a fan of his style of writing for a long time. I can pick it out. At least I read something that made me laugh about this game for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Less talk hormones, more war. o/ my comrades in FACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTButterfield Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Good Bye Freak Safari it was nice knowing you all. All Hail FACE!!! By the Way love the Declaration VI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kremlin Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Go get em FACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Autumn Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 The other one we were going to use was the Brotherhood Of Ordered Black States. You know you still want to use this one. Good luck guys - kill 'em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sceptor o Sordidness Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 God, I love you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEraser Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 <3 hormones have fun with your war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minilla Island Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Hey, girls just wanna have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Needs moar pics of emo goodness. Glowing never felt so good. Midoinitright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windsor Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Fame! I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly, High! I feel it coming together, People will see me and cry Fame! I'm going to make it to heaven, Light up the sky like a flame, Fame! I'm gonna live forever, Baby remember my name, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember. Fame! I'm gonna live forever, Baby remember my name, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windsor Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) It was an old TV show, lol. Edited March 20, 2009 by Windsor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerman Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Hi Nicole, Im Hammerman. I'm a Scorpio, I enjoy short walks in the rain and mystery novels. So, baby, what's your sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIdiot the Great Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Hi Nicole, Im Hammerman. I'm a Scorpio, I enjoy short walks in the rain and mystery novels. So, baby, what's your sign? Yeah, people with that sign tend to have volatile personalities. Nicole fits the profile, but she's free this evening. By the way, nice nuking last night, Hammer. VI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerman Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) By the way, nice nuking last night, Hammer. VI Yeah, you know how the asphalt smells after the first start of rain? It's kinda like that but with blood. Edited March 20, 2009 by Hammerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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