Hombre de Murcielago Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 From the moment they were founded, we knew it would be an affront to the English language and a crime against humanity not to take advantage of the pun which Admin in all his benevolent glory so generously provided for us. Luckily, we also happen to really like each other. Therefore it is with great pleasure that I present... The =LOST= and FOUND departmentPreamble: Everyone has been there...one minute you're getting off the park's colossal roller coaster and the next minute you're getting ready to empty your wallet throwing rings at bottles trying to win that giant stuffed bear for your date (who you'll probably never call back). You reach back to pull out your wallet, when it hits you: You lost your wallet on the ride. You retrace your steps, checking the roller coaster and the merry-go-round, but to no avail. Your date heads to the bathroom and you decide to book it out of there before she gets back (with a wart like that there was no way she was getting near your place anyway) On your way out of the park, you see a sign. One last glimpse of hope. You decide to go inside and hope that someone had found your wallet and taken it to... The =LOST= and FOUND Department Article I. Dinner time While we love playing with each other, when mom rings the bell for dinner every night, =LOST= and FOUND both go to their respective and seperate houses to eat. Article II. Finder's Keepers If one guy finds a toy laying on the ground, it's theirs. The other guy can't start a fight over it (no matter how awesome that nerf gun is). Article III. Bullies If a stranger comes along and tries to take a toy from one of us, the other guy is obligated to smash that stranger's sand castle and leave him crying by himself in the middle of the playground. Article IV. Bullying If one of us decides they want the basketball that red-headed kid across the playground is playing with, the other guy is strongly encouraged to help strong arm the runt into handing it over. However, if they decide they don't want to cause any trouble, they can stay in the sandbox and build castles by themselves. Article V. Sharing is Caring If either one of us gets the new super soaker 3000XL (you know, the one that can reach all the way across the parking lot and has five different nozzles) they have to share it with the other guy if they ask for a turn. Article VI. Tattling If one guy hears someone planning to take any of their friend's toys, they need to share what they hear with their friend, even if they get called a tattletale for doing so (sticks and stones will break our bones...so don't let us catch you with a bag of rocks). Article VII. Moving Away Moving. It happens. Sometimes parents just decide to pack up and move to another state and separate best friends. If either =LOST= or FOUND find out that they are moving away and decide to end the friendship (to help deal with the pain) they are required to tell the other guy 72 hours in advance (so there's enough time to plan the goodbye party). Signed, For =LOST= Emperor - Wargarden Minister of Foreign Affairs - Hombre de Murcielago Minister of Internal Affairs - Tacoleary Minister of War - Ninmeister Chief Justice - Mandellav Deputy Minister of Foreign Affiars - Yesitsbobby For FOUND WernerHoffmann - Chief of Medicine sdanderson - Chief of Residents Sukalia - Attending Physician, Medical Board Relyt Nosnibor - Attending Physician, Medical Board Lord Berett - Attending Physician, Medical Board J Scarlet, Attending Physician, Medical Board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 LAME. Seriously though, LOST is ok. These FOUND guys though... nuttin but trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yesitsbobby Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 That is one fine looking treaty, if I do say so myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) That is one fine looking treaty, if I do say so myself God, stop posting. It just makes me veins bulge everytime you do. Edited March 18, 2009 by Stumpy Jung Il Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 And here I thought you guys could come up with an original treaty name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yesitsbobby Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 God, stop posting. It just makes me veins bulge everytime you do. that's the only reason I do it baby Stumpy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConeBone69 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 This is an excellently written treaty. Whoever wrote this deserves to be at the forefront of today's politics and one of the leaders in their alliance/bloc/lovesandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I'm glad to see our protectorate FOUND doing well, and signing with one of our dearest allies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hombre de Murcielago Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 And here I thought you guys could come up with an original treaty name. We wanted to be the Complaints and Grievances Department, but strangely that name was taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 We wanted to be the Complaints and Grievances Department, but strangely that name was taken. Oh a wiseguy eh. We don't like your kind around here mister, so you better beat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WernerHoffmann Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Yeah, I <3 this treaty! Well written and without a doubt in my mind, the most expected relationship to grace Bob. =LOST= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Congrats to our friends in FOUND and =LOST= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WernerHoffmann Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I'm glad to see our protectorate FOUND doing well, and signing with one of our dearest allies Love at first sight, what can I say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corrupt Teacher Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 o/ =LOST= o/ FOUND Pretty epic treaty here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninmeister Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 This treaty is giving me pains of happiness.. or maybe its gas. Whatever, either way, its great! o/ =LOST= o/ FOUND o/ great treaty titles that write themselves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jipps Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Are those needles in FOUND flag Anyways, congrads to our friends at =LOST= on their new friends in FOUND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Preposterous. This means war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WernerHoffmann Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Are those needles in FOUND flag Anyways, congrads to our friends at =LOST= on their new friends in FOUND. Yep, those are indeed needles.. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 This is so Two of my favorite alliances allied together. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 GreatTreaty o/ LOST Bobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I like this. Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WernerHoffmann Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I like this.Congrats guys Thanks Carter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandellav Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 This day marks a formal solidification of a friendship grounded in ecstatic fervor. =LOST= does not sign many treaties so this treaty represents a covenant of tremendous camaraderie--engendered by the tenacity of Werner and Yesitsbobby in getting this treaty written and accepted. Werner has been nothing short of amicable toward =LOST= since the very day FOUND entered Planet Bob. With great pleasure, I am proud to call FOUND an ally. o/ FOUND! o/ =LOST=! o/ Yesitsbobby for some sick treaty writing skillz P.S. I better get a super soaker out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexxar Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Really nice treaty; its good to see something this well written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddog241 Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 =LOST= cant be =LOST= anymore they been FOUND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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